There’s so many parts of your post I want to reply to but this ^^ is the perfect way to describe her
Mrs Hinch #521 Me myself dad and I, all I do is lie lie lie
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The more they make the more they want, they're out of control spending, need to get their heads out their arse and see insta fame is a limited time, always someone new and more exciting popping up, she's trying hard to move on to other things but she's running out if idea's fast, look at her crap content, if she flicks her head any harder it'll roll off them exposed shoulders
‘tend Farm isn’t actually loads bigger than Greyskull in terms of practical space.
Yes downstairs is bigger - there’s space for a playroom rather than Ron being shoved behind the sofa - but it’s only got one more bedroom.
If they do have any more children (please god no) what will they do? Kick Henry out, or make the kids share? (I have no problem with children sharing a room! But I can’t imagine Hinch wanting that)
She likes the
There were so many other houses around Maldon, bigger and better than they have bought, for less money. It doesn’t make any sense why they had to have that one.
I mean, just look at what you can get for what they paid for the new house!
Check out this 6 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
6 bedroom detached house for sale in Mundon, Near Maldon, CM9 for £1,400,000. Marketed by Zoe Napier Collection, Essex
Met a wild sheep today at work. Was explaining that you don’t want to oversocialise your alpacas because they aren’t pets they’re livestock, and ours aren’t overly friendly but that can be a good thing as they can get aggressive.
Then came the “oh Mrs Hinch has them though” and I kindly explained from what I had seen Mrs Hinch hasn’t realised yet she’s leading them to think they’re dominant over her.
“But she loves them and they seem to be happy” the wild sheep says.
Think I made her feel a bit dumb when I replied “I’m sure she does love them but she’s also feeding them carrots every day which isnt good for their health and I’m she loves her dog but he’s very overweight. I love these boys (our alpacas) but there’s a difference in loving them and caring for them and I think Mrs Hinch hasn’t realised she’s not doing that” Aka, she’s a dumb witch with no idea for animal welfare and needs to grow up. Fank you, ATV sheepie
Then came the “oh Mrs Hinch has them though” and I kindly explained from what I had seen Mrs Hinch hasn’t realised yet she’s leading them to think they’re dominant over her.
“But she loves them and they seem to be happy” the wild sheep says.
Think I made her feel a bit dumb when I replied “I’m sure she does love them but she’s also feeding them carrots every day which isnt good for their health and I’m she loves her dog but he’s very overweight. I love these boys (our alpacas) but there’s a difference in loving them and caring for them and I think Mrs Hinch hasn’t realised she’s not doing that” Aka, she’s a dumb witch with no idea for animal welfare and needs to grow up. Fank you, ATV sheepie
Oooh SS old house is under offer finally
She’s not charismatic enough to do this, she looks like a crazy person. Whoever’s idea this is needs to think again……
First world problems. Sticky washing liquid bottles.
And who the hell washes up one pot at a time?
And who the hell washes up one pot at a time?
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There's no lid you literally just squeeze, had one about a month ago, Mr Wonderland bought it knowing Fairy destroys my handsIs it just me who thinks that lid actually makes things harder? Not easier? When I have wet hands I grab the bottle of washing up liquid and flick the little lid up with my thumb… surely to deal with that upside down lid you’d have to dry your hands to do it? The bottle looks chunky as well so you’d need two hands.
“genius” indeed
Edit to add I could be wrong as I haven’t watched the video just going off screenshots on here
but I did like the bottle 
but I don't like Sofa!It now looks like she’s wearing a prison jumpsuit……Forget the Juicy tracksuits … soon inthestylexhinch
The worst is that her sheep would pay to be ok to go outside with this kind of monstrosity
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And it had a pre made boot room.....‘tend Farm isn’t actually loads bigger than Greyskull in terms of practical space.
Yes downstairs is bigger - there’s space for a playroom rather than Ron being shoved behind the sofa - but it’s only got one more bedroom.
If they do have any more children (please god no) what will they do? Kick Henry out, or make the kids share? (I have no problem with children sharing a room! But I can’t imagine Hinch wanting that)
She likes thelandgarden and the fact there’s a big gate at the front, but what else does it really offer them?
There were so many other houses around Maldon, bigger and better than they have bought, for less money. It doesn’t make any sense why they had to have that one.
I mean, just look at what you can get for what they paid for the new house!
Check out this 6 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
6 bedroom detached house for sale in Mundon, Near Maldon, CM9 for £1,400,000. Marketed by Zoe Napier Collection, Essexwww.rightmove.co.uk
The rest will be in the dishwasher…. She doesn’t wash up.
I’m guessing because it meant she could put her stamp on it completely. The one you have posted is gorgeous. Sopha couldn’t move into that as there is nothing to be done by her and Weeping Al!‘tend Farm isn’t actually loads bigger than Greyskull in terms of practical space.
Yes downstairs is bigger - there’s space for a playroom rather than Ron being shoved behind the sofa - but it’s only got one more bedroom.
If they do have any more children (please god no) what will they do? Kick Henry out, or make the kids share? (I have no problem with children sharing a room! But I can’t imagine Hinch wanting that)
She likes thelandgarden and the fact there’s a big gate at the front, but what else does it really offer them?
There were so many other houses around Maldon, bigger and better than they have bought, for less money. It doesn’t make any sense why they had to have that one.
I mean, just look at what you can get for what they paid for the new house!
Check out this 6 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
6 bedroom detached house for sale in Mundon, Near Maldon, CM9 for £1,400,000. Marketed by Zoe Napier Collection, Essex
When I was originally searching for a nose of tend farm I saw loads of houses bigger and better for sale for less than she paid. There must have been a reason she chose it……Seems to be the space for the woolly wankers and weepy’s workshop that swayed it. Makes sense…
I love how she says the bottles reduce waste but… erm… the bottles are plastic 
yep!
haha I didn't read them all to be honest it's such a non storey obviously put out by the gleam team to deflect from the whole Eileen thingAny comments from an Eileen on there asking for her quote back and a public apology ?think she should leave a few
Boastful c*unt
Her voice is f*nking horrible. Best not make an advert.
Her voice is f*nking horrible. Best not make an advert.
I think Hinch Farm is looking rundown from the front.
Now that house is beautifulI mean, just look at what you can get for what they paid for the new house!
Check out this 6 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
6 bedroom detached house for sale in Mundon, Near Maldon, CM9 for £1,400,000. Marketed by Zoe Napier Collection, Essex
but of course miss salt had to have the house she allegedly drove past as a child regardless of what a shithole it is. Disagree with me if you like but i will die on that hill. Mushroom manor is a shithole.
Awful layout, worse design now shes fucked with it. Then again im not surprised given the utter hackjob she made of greyskull
She cannot advertise for tit… hugs her bottles and cannot string a sentence together
That’s not the only ‘white dust’ at faux farm going by her recent cleaning videos
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