Verrrry long time lurker. But the last few days have prompted me to comment
“Mrs Hinch” was a career choice carefully orchestrated to achieve maximum wealth with minimal input.
Jamienojoblittleknobskinnytracksuitslob has created a moneymaking caricature that is Mrs Hinch and with the help of a couple of thousand sheep and a hefty credit card bill for bots the money and gifts and advertising deals started flowing in.
I genuinely believe that in the beginning the “cute”naming of the cloffs The Hinch hauls etc etc etc were all part of a grand plan and little old Sofa from Maldona enjoyed the game. But as the money started to flow the chavs didn’t know how to handle it. Hence the flash motors, The gruesome extension and the ridiculous spending on items never to be seen again RIP Polly, bouncy castle, ride on digger et al
We’ve now arrived at a point where the money is the scaffolding but the building has no foundations. It’s a precarious situation.Sofa. Judging by today’s
tit show no longer wants to be Mrs Hinch cleaning lady. But multiple advertising deals means she has to continue churning out content on insta so we are subjected to the lunacy we’ve just witnessed.
In order to maintain 2 houses. Completely and unnecessarily renovate one ( why not just buy one that didn’t require gutting and rebuilding
) And pay the upkeep on the woolly wankers. We are going to be subjected to more stroppy #ads
Sofa this was your career choice. It made you and your chavtastic husband very wealthy. If you don’t like it. Do what the rest of us do when a job is making you Ill PACK IT IN
Oh and This tread on tattle is a gossip page. We discuss you. Just like women all over the world do. We gossip.
tit happens. If you don’t like it don’t look. Each and every single person is entitled to an opinion. Free speech is still allowed. I’m fairly certain you’re being discussed in knitting groups across the country after today’s vertical worm and Kevin and Perry tantrum. Even the sheep must be scratching their arses after that performance. Hopefully not on their polished tables tho.
as my dear departed nana would say “eavesdroppers never hear any good of themselves “ (proverb author unknown)
I’m sick to death of these millionaire influencers crying woe is me.
If it’s that bad
duck off you won’t be missed.
If you need the money get a proper job
Keep your kids off insta. There is nothing more precious than a child. But there are a lot of grubby people out there who are scary as
duck.
If your privacy is so important stop bragging about your house. Jeeze I live in Yorkshire and I know where your house is
Walk your fat smug mutt
Apologise to Eileen
Annnnnd nobody cares about the woolly wankers crunching on carrots
Rant over
Climbs off soap box and skunks off back into the lurking area
Edited typos
i remember thinking when she was pregnant with ronnie she would have to stop spraying everywhere with shite. This was a post from my insta in 2019. 
. Then boredom turned to anger at how she is single handedly poisoning the planet with so many cleaning products. I started to realise that she was just one big advert and probably didn’t even use half the things she mentioned....and don’t get me started on all that plastic! Reading the comments from her followers made me question my own sanity...was it only me who felt like I did about her? Everyone else seemed to adore her.
