Mrs Hinch #521 Me myself dad and I, all I do is lie lie lie
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Thursday off as usual for Sophie ‘tend Rose, but tattle was busier than ever after the legend that is Eileen asked for tattlers to contact her. Turns out she’s been in touch with a reporter about #plagiarismgate and was looking for more evidence. We may or may not have answered her call.
In a shock revelation, Soph was shown at soft play with Ronnie on Thursday afternoon! Never without supervision, however, we were relieved to see a responsible adult was there too.
Friday brought Soph on day-release from prison, demonstrating what can only be assumed is the mating dance of the lesser-spotted Hinch bird. Complete with arched back, exaggerated movements, lots of strutting and contorted expressions, all that was missing was a voiceover by Sir David Attenborough.
We haven’t seen the woolly wankers today.
Hopefully they haven’t broken in to Llama Lodge and made themselves comfy on the ‘tend straw cushions…
Whatever will this weekend bring?
(Still no apology to Eileen)
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they aren’t llamas, they’re alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie doesn’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Winning thread suggestion by @BunnyBoo0102
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears
Thursday off as usual for Sophie ‘tend Rose, but tattle was busier than ever after the legend that is Eileen asked for tattlers to contact her. Turns out she’s been in touch with a reporter about #plagiarismgate and was looking for more evidence. We may or may not have answered her call.
In a shock revelation, Soph was shown at soft play with Ronnie on Thursday afternoon! Never without supervision, however, we were relieved to see a responsible adult was there too.
Friday brought Soph on day-release from prison, demonstrating what can only be assumed is the mating dance of the lesser-spotted Hinch bird. Complete with arched back, exaggerated movements, lots of strutting and contorted expressions, all that was missing was a voiceover by Sir David Attenborough.
We haven’t seen the woolly wankers today.
Hopefully they have
Whatever will this weekend bring?
(Still no apology to Eileen)
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they aren’t llamas, they’re alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie doesn’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
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