It was daddy Geppetto and he watered them with his tears 🥲So who planted the daffodil bulbs then, Soph?
Before you posted I had another look at soph's photo on the stairs and was distracted by a clear image,second gap in?I can't see it now.Left hand side of the landing at the top of the stairs
My neighbours have some in bloom, I’m now wondering if they are tend onesI'm up in Manchester and the daffodils have just started to grow in the ground. All green shoots though - absolutely none in full bloom
Fustrated hags? Has she seen her daughter?They are a such a lovely family. So Kond!!
This picture - her body language and facial expression is not that of someone who is comfortable in that situation. In fact she looks rigid and scared…I hope she’s just wearing the same outfit today as yesterday cos she wore that outfit to see Trace’s baby. I hope she didn’t sit in alpaca piss and then hold a newborn baby in the same clothing.
Hello fellow nusty Mancunian!I'm up in Manchester and the daffodils have just started to grow in the ground. All green shoots though - absolutely none in full bloom
Had to use google to work that outHas anyone seen modash.io ? Seen this mentioned on another thread and went for a
They have 10% of her followers to be fake
Lots of other interesting stats
To be fair... here in a horse racing town to the west there are lots of daffodils in bloom on grass verges. Before the storms last week it had been fairly mild so the plants are confusedDaffodils traditionally bloom march/April. It depends on the variety. I reckon she's planted them though
Winning title by no one. Because you nusty trolls couldn't even be bothered to suggest any! Thread titles taken from page 30 onwards and can't have swears.
The Hinch Herald
Woman goes on spending splurge and "loves it".
Sophie Rose, 32, of Maldon spent her Sunday afternoon shopping for unnecessary land fill items and cleaning products at Home Bargains. Local chemist, Aspi Rin, said, "She's got more chemicals under her sink than I have in my shop. Sometimes when I'm short, I ask her for various bits, and she always obliges and gives me half empty bottles in unmarked containers to take away. She's very charitable and also donates to the food bank regularly when she can find it". Recycling Manager, Skippy Tipper said, "She keeps me and the lads in a job. She's always bringing her kids for a day out here and treating us to a sing song while she's parked up with Lon in the back, forward-facing in his car seat. We're double busy now she's bought The Crem and it's being renovated".
In other news, multi millionaire Mrs Hinch asked the peasants what colour carpet should she choose for her five bed, £1.1million mansion (funded by said peasants and still one bedroom less than her best bubs Stacey Solomon's house) after a 'tend flood ruined her old ones. Beige or beiger were the options, leaving viewers confused and wondering if they've had a sepia filter burnt into their retinas.
Tuesday became a brag fest after Sophie asked her shoppers what parts of her new mansion they would like to see. After she got no replies/obscenities sent to her, she compiled her own list of gushing messages so she could brag all the more. Photos followed of half finished rooms and nothing complete, so god only knows why she suggested a house tour. Anyone would think it's just to have a brag about her house that's not a farm house. The boot room made an appearance after Tattle said it had probably fallen to bits. "It's mah fa-vor-rit room, Dad and I made it togevahhh", (sic) Sophie squealed with delight.
Crimestoppers
MISSING - Father James, last seen wearing prison greys and shouting "Oi, Oi", randomly at anyone who would listen at soft play.
Vandalism - Three youths described as having a 'woolly' appearance are wanted after being seen damaging the lawns at the local Crem.
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Thread #500
A special thread dedicated to all the lies and bullshit Mrs Hinch has said over the years.
The Wiki
The pink button (top right) contains all information on nicknames, sayings etc and the reasoning behind them. If you're new/have had time away - please take a look. You won't be disappointed.
Art Exhibition
The Tattle art exhibition usually takes place at the beginning of each thread and/or when Mrs Hinch does/says something ridiculous. Ms @Andioooop has compiled a list of previous collectsshhuns somewhere on the Wiki.
For Sale
Dining table and chairs for sale. Unwanted gift so selling on. Please contact freda.fiddle.fingers@barker-yahoo.mad.ma.uk for any viewing enquiries.
Letters to the Editor
Freda FF - Sophie Rose hasn't had any work done thank you very much.
Helena Hunz - Please remember to always be kond xoxo.
Lonely Hearts
JH - Seeking an older female companion to enjoy leisurely swims with.
Tesco Tomato - I'm looking for new friends to keep me company at my allotment. Must like giant flowers that spin in the wind, garden ornaments and other tat.
Why the feck would you ever kiss an alpaca? Truly gobsmacked at thisHer hair looks like a black hat with a cream Pom pom
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Love to pick one up to smack the other withThey are a such a lovely family. So Kond!!
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