Mrs Hinch #512 Inch gives Sopha his sausage for tea, in 9 months time along comes baby number three.

[Mejustme]

You're kidding?! Why would she need her mum to put her to bed?

Her mum's always putting her to bed or inch is scooping her up off the floor, she likes to see her self as a tiny wallflower needing protection instead of an 8ft fucking sales woman fleecing the sheep

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Thank you for the re-cap @Sausage90
Blimey that last thread lasted almost 3 days!!! A reflection on Sophie's riveting content.
Everytime I see that vile sausage casserole photo I feel like I'm going to have the shits!

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll just leave this here….

 

[Itsyspider]

Goodluck to the tattler who is also off to dirty dancing tonight! hope your sat well away from their distinguishable voices

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

What really makes me snigger is when the sheep tag Henners in their stupid pictures…yeah like he’s going to be lying on his single bed with an I pad in his paws reading them. Get a life huunnayyyzzz

 

[horseybox1982]

More new nails? Or pre-records she’s fucked up on?

I never understood why she has to hoover the crumbs up. Surely tipping them into the bin and then wiping over the surface with a damp cloth is sufficient without Fucking elbow grease and fannying around. Or you could be like me and not bother cleaning the toaster at all

 

[llamadramamama21]

Firstly - nails have changed
Seondly- who cares about your crumbs
Thirdly- whys it always Jamie taking Ronnie out to play? she's always with len!

 

[K18doe]

5k?! For one night?!

5k a night to do 10 second missionary what a tragedy

 

[Magee]

Mark my words
15.02.2022
12:37pm

Mrs Hinch will not re-use Ronnies doodles for wrapping paper. If she does, I’ll donate £20 to an alpaca charity.

 

[C1975]

Sophie dearest, you're a millionaire . Your husband has little self control with money and loves spending your earnings. Of course it was going to be very expensive and very posh. Unfortunately you can't buy class.

 

[Kinkyboots11]

Soz Sopha but the Alpacas on that cake look more like Gringott’s Bank elves from Harry Potter

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Bloody hell. Another bingo for the souschef. I don’t understand her relationship with clothes. Even the dress she had on for Xmas day was very summery. She doesn’t have a clue how to dress. Very odd.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Great shout on the vow renewal.

I've never understood that myself. I made vows to Mr Sausage years ago and I meant them.

Unless you've broken your vows, what is the need to renew them?

I can see it being nice for couples who've been together for DECADES and maybe been through a rocky patch but came through the other side stronger. When I think of vow renewals I always think of Bridget Jones' parents For someone like Sopha though it's just an excuse to make herself centre of attention.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Oh look moooore bragging. 5k for one night,as others have said EVEN if I could afford that I wouldn’t pay it. Brag,brag,brag. NOTHING will make you happy Sophie and money may make things easier but it can’t make you truly happy.
Me and my husband had to stay away overnight recently,we stayed at a premier inn and you know what? We laughed all night and it was lovely with a big fry up breakfast. It’s NOT expense that counts,trust me.
STOP fucking bragging it’s just soooo horrible in today’s world . And you won’t have a laugh in your expensive room cause you’re too far up your own arse.
Honestly you couldn’t pay me for your life. Pathetic

 

[OHDeeeeah]

Why does he look like an over the top creepy proud dad

“Pulled the office bimbo oi oi made me rich and tend famous oi oi innit lads”

 

[Michelle1984]

Inch's top lip bugs me so much, it's permanently stuck to his teeth!

 

[fannysjohnny]

Christ, I've never seen somebody so clueless when it comes to feeding their children. What's wrong with a pasta bake, a chilli, bolognese or a roast dinner? I work full time and still cook most evenings, she's utter crap at parenting.

Fiddle was as clueless,her go to kids meal was pasta and packet cheese sauce.Every day.
Tbf they must have preferred that to her bland cooking.

 

[Katlen12]

I think all of tattle will join me this morning, to wish a MASSIVE happy Birthday to the one and only....Amanda Holden

 

[RogueRey]

No Hinch you won't do this at all.

Anything Ron does ends up in the bin ..

Is there an incoming ad ?.

 

[Whatapalaver]

The guy she bought the house from is a proper fucking wrong’un, isn’t he?! I did a bit of a deep dive on him today and there’s news stories and footage of his former employees protesting outside the ‘farm’ when he made them redundant with 7 minutes notice a few years back!
ETA - the reports refer to it as a ‘manor house’