Mrs Hinch #512 Inch gives Sopha his sausage for tea, in 9 months time along comes baby number three.

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Listoflies

Are all the crap attempts at meals and begging for recipes to try, a way of her asking for a hello fresh sponsorship?
 
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☆MagicRoundabout☆

Urrgh ... the sickly 'staged' photo of faux laaarve hand holding, chavvy thumb rings & making sure the freshly manicured nails are on show guyyysch! Almost looks like it's part of a photo shoot?

"Me me me ... I'm 32 dontchaknow, humble, mature and full of wisdom - chapter fucking 32 here we come!"
What a load of cock & bull!

Feartaah tomorra and a hotel booked by Inch for a bit of "haaaarz ya farrrfer" hide the birrrday cocktail sausage ?
We just know it's going to be another "I'm soooo blesssssed" vomfest and gushing over messages from her sheep saying how much she laaaarves 'em all!
 
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Cat87

The sausages in inches casserole were bigger than his actual sausage
 
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Listoflies

I was about to comment the photoshoot... wedding vows renewed already?
 
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Souffle

There’s no need to remind the huns of your birthday. They probably have it tattooed upside down on their wrist as a tribute.
 
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MrsHinchBarmyArmy

The alpacas doing some birthday pronce which she think was for her but really it's them starting to show who's boss
 
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Danielle0120

Squeeze your vag, push him back up!


Good luck xxx
 
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Wize Owl

Listoflies said:
Are all the crap attempts at meals and begging for recipes to try, a way of her asking for a hello fresh sponsorship?
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She’ll probably just copy everyone’s ideas and recipes and try to pass them off as her own in a “Weaning With Mrs Hinch” book.
 
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OHDeeeeah

I thought she was holding her own hand
 
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cooioio

Is there nothing she doesn’t taint? her tend cooking this disgusting dry crap using the food processor triggers me that much I can barely look at mine anymore for fear it’ll bring the flashbacks of banana porridge sand or cucumber burger, also HOW is it possible to make something that’s made up of 90% water look THAT dry!!!! So now I hate thumbs, necks, laughter, the colour grey, alpacas and food processors - Zophlora for the love of god please stop making videos - I’m fankoooo
 
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Listoflies

Wize Owl said:
She’ll probably just copy everyone’s ideas and recipes and try to pass them off as her own in a “Weaning With Mrs Hinch” book.
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Maybe when jus-rol have finished recalling their products from her sheep
 
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Wize Owl

I literally snorted laughing at “haaaarz ya farrrfer”
 
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☆MagicRoundabout☆

It's my mum's birthday on Friday so ordered her a card online and as I was checking out it gave a load of gift suggestions - this was one of them ffs!
 
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Tootle Pip Wiz

32? More like a 3 year old the way she tantrums and acts when people aren't blowing smoke up her arse crack.
 
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Wize Owl

I also really hate sausages now too

☆MagicRoundabout☆ said:
You can just imagine that sleazeball saying that though wink wink oii oii!
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I can imagine it and did as I read it in his creepy, dirty old man wearing an anorak and nothing else voice
 
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ifimhonest

Birthday card from a 'fan' with gushy message inside.

In her own handwriting
 
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