Mrs Hinch #501 Business as usual

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Maybe Sopha has caught the tend tummy bug coupled with 'anxiety' after a read of #500 & currently pebble dashing the bathroom that "really needs alot of work doing to it" at Faux Farm - in "warm strrraaaww"!

 

[Meg78]

The tide is starting to turn on MHMMDI:

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“Who’s Sophie?”


I am deceased

 

[XNosey-parkerX]

This one is my favourite. Shes an overpaid bragging idiot

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Guyyyssch - I'm soooo excited (but nervous!) to show yas a sneak peak of our new living room which Dad made locked in the workshop and I DESIGNED!

A little taster of MY NEW "look" & forthcoming furnichaah sofa range!
incorporating the NEW "Hinch x" Pallette guyyyssch - in shades of Fungi, Hearing Aid Beige, Eucalyptus and Warm Piss Warm schraww. ♡

Bringing naitchaah indoors - I just laaave iTTT! Also, look out for my new Alpaca shit scented wax melts & diffusers.

So get chucking all your grey shit wot I made yous buy into the local tip & start re-decorating now!

 

[Danielle0120]

I think we've REALLY hit a nerve. Monday and by the looks of it Tuesday off.... No goodnights... Maybe try changing your ways now Sophie, it's never too late, be someone your SONS will be proud of.

 

[Andioooop]

 

[muchogin]

SS has hit 5m!!!!!
Let’s see if someone will be using that credit card today

 

[Pollyanna263]

 

[HmmmReally]

She must be the most unluckiest person ever,
In less than six weeks she has had gastroenteritis, a broken toe, the flu ( at least twice )
i sense someone is telling porkies

 

[SweetJeesuz]

She’s very quiet, probably up to her eyes in alpaca shit.
Oh I forgot they only do their business in one spot, she’ll be having an in ground toilet fitted in no time.

 

[Pollyanna263]

 

[Blah blah 2020]

So there's been 6 days between the 'boys' having a bug and hinch getting it? I've worked on wards with norovirus outbreaks these d&v bugs spread like wild fire within 1 to 2 days max a person would get it and 48 hours after the last symptoms a person is clear so how has it taken her 6 days to get it?!

I smell

 

[Pollyanna263]

The tide is starting to turn on MHMMDI:

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‘Who’s Sophie?’ for next thread title

 

[Fauxphiehinchcliffe]

Thread suggestion: while Tattle rounded up Hinch’s greatest hits, she apparently got the squits!

 

[Andioooop]

WOO HOO HOO!!! What an absolute riot the last fred was, what a force we are. Firing facts with receipts quicker than the darts leaving Fiddles tranquilliser
Bravo nusty trolls

 

[Pollyanna263]

Thread suggestion -

Anything Stace can do, Soph can do shitter

 

[Pollyanna263]

Phewwww ... *breathe*
I guess we are all bloody knackered and need a deep rest now!

No lost troublemakers (that I saw anyway) and Hinch is hiding as expected. I do hope we did her proud!!
Well done all! xxx

She’s online, following people!

She’s definitely been reading tattle.

 

[Danielle0120]

Sorry but I really am howling at the high amount of pages she's followed. She's shit herself, that's brilliant. Thought you didn't care about tattle

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

Just playing catch up but outside living? Love, you had a nice size garden in Guantanamo grey but you removed the grass and put in astroturf and had fake flowers in the perrrgollla. Plus the raised beds could have been awash with beautiful blooms but you fucked it up and faked a tomato. Filled the rest of the fake garden with shit and tat. You have a dog and live by the sea. Take the chonky bugger for walks. That’s outside. Pop your kid in a buggy and walk on the seafront
But no, you had to move didn’t you. And get alpacas just for the gram. What is the point of you hinch? Who are you appealing to? Sure there’s still a lot of sheeple, but you sure ain’t appealing to the single mum in a high rise anymore. But you ain’t appealing to the ‘richer’ insta folk either. You’re floating in the ether of nothingness. You fucked up

 

[MrsHater]

Is SS trolling again saying her dog needs a long walk?!