Mrs Hinch #474 We had elf on the shelf now Sopha on the sofa
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Thursday was a busy day of holidaying for Sophie, who treated us to a pic of Henry on the sofa in the cottagenotfarmhouse which doesnāt allow pets on the furnitureā¦ Rules clearly donāt apply to Soph. She only really shared it to show us nusty trolls that she was there in real time, as she was careful to get Emmerdale on the tv in the background.
The cottagenotfarmhouse also has a mini bench, in the middle of nowhere. Actually Soph it looks like a pretty standard bench, in the garden, overlooking the adjoining field. I know anything beyond the sofa or your wobbly bed is a long way for you but donāt worry, Iām sure your mum was right there.
This mini bench was heaven for Soph, itās all sheās ever wanted guys, this way of living is what sheās dreamt of for so long
Even when she bought and then extended a new build on a housing estate? Okay then.
Thursday evening brought a really lovely share by her ātend friend who showed the grotto she and Rex have worked together on, ending in a visit from Santa just for Rex. No matter what we think of SS, that was a magical experience for a 2 year old and once again demonstrated how little Sophie and Jamie do to make life magical, or even inclusive, for their boys.
Soph further demonstrated that her boys are just props in the Hinchliffe Show by showing Ron with shop-bought Christmas cards to āthe best mummyā (we assume theyāre the ones she bought Fiddle Fingers to thank her for all the childcare and late night ironing) and by getting over-excited at a Ā£175 Monopoly set. Maybe she thinks itās real money?
Hopefully the boys have been out with Nanny and Jamie doing something a tiny bit Christmassy, because all weāve seen of them was a few staged seconds centred around, you guessed it, Sophie Queen of Narcissists.
Soph then did us all a massive favour and announced she was
bleeping off until the new year
It didnāt last long as office buddy Creeping Jim stepped in to cover her Annual Leave, and shared a snap of her ātend sleeping on the sofa (surprise) with Lennie & Henry on Christmas night.
Get the dog off the furniture Sophie. Try letting him go outside and be a dog.
Another candid family moment from Jamie showing Super Mum holding on to Ronās hand for dear life, in case he ran away before Jamie got the shot.
Ronnie looked totally different to anything ever shared by Soph, which just demonstrates the level to which she filters her children.
Tuesday afternoon and they seem to have checked out of the cottagenotfarmhouse, but not before she left a harvest festival donation, and her autograph in the visitorsā book.
The fact she wrote ādefinitely a farm houseā couldnāt be a nod to tattle, surely?
Hopefully that really is all for 2021.
We eagerly await the dollshouse/farmhouse montage in the New Year, as Ronnie doesnāt seem to have unwrapped it on Christmas morning.
Wiki is the pink button at the top. It explains Fiddle Fingers and is worth a read for that alone.
Sophie doesnāt have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Father James OiOiOi.
just grow up ya pleb
