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Mrs Hinch #474 We had elf on the shelf now Sopha on the sofa
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Right I need someone with better eyesight to tell me whatās written in that review she left
What review?
Whatās written in the book from the hamper they left. Iām as blind as a bat
I'm a bit behind, where has the review come up on here?
Maybe not a review but in the hamper they left, there is a book with something written by hinch. Wondered if anyone can read it as Iām to blind to see.
Couldnāt make it larger without being blurred 
I canāt get over the fact she chose Darlington over all of the amazing places in the north east. bleeping Darlington
Poor SSās handbag dog. Look out Henry thereāll be a one way trip to the vets pending for that kind of engagement complete with last day montage soft focus sow motion shitting on the tend grass, last supper of jusāroll dog meat pie, and a heart shaped zoom of him dragging his arse down the rug tick tock Henry Hinch 
Excellent work, Pols! xMrs Hinch #474 We had elf on the shelf now Sopha on the sofa
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Thursday was a busy day of holidaying for Sophie, who treated us to a pic of Henry on the sofa in the cottagenotfarmhouse which doesnāt allow pets on the furnitureā¦ Rules clearly donāt apply to Soph. She only really shared it to show us nusty trolls that she was there in real time, as she was careful to get Emmerdale on the tv in the background.
The cottagenotfarmhouse also has a mini bench, in the middle of nowhere. Actually Soph it looks like a pretty standard bench, in the garden, overlooking the adjoining field. I know anything beyond the sofa or your wobbly bed is a long way for you but donāt worry, Iām sure your mum was right there.
This mini bench was heaven for Soph, itās all sheās ever wanted guys, this way of living is what sheās dreamt of for so long
Even when she bought and then extended a new build on a housing estate? Okay then.
Thursday evening brought a really lovely share by her ātend friend who showed the grotto she and Rex have worked together on, ending in a visit from Santa just for Rex. No matter what we think of SS, that was a magical experience for a 2 year old and once again demonstrated how little Sophie and Jamie do to make life magical, or even inclusive, for their boys.
Soph further demonstrated that her boys are just props in the Hinchliffe Show by showing Ron with shop-bought Christmas cards to āthe best mummyā (we assume theyāre the ones she bought Fiddle Fingers to thank her for all the childcare and late night ironing) and by getting over-excited at a Ā£175 Monopoly set. Maybe she thinks itās real money?
Hopefully the boys have been out with Nanny and Jamie doing something a tiny bit Christmassy, because all weāve seen of them was a few staged seconds centred around, you guessed it, Sophie Queen of Narcissists.
Soph then did us all a massive favour and announced she was bleeping off until the new year
It didnāt last long as office buddy Creeping Jim stepped in to cover her Annual Leave, and shared a snap of her ātend sleeping on the sofa (surprise) with Lennie & Henry on Christmas night.
Get the dog off the furniture Sophie. Try letting him go outside and be a dog.
Another candid family moment from Jamie showing Super Mum holding on to Ronās hand for dear life, in case he ran away before Jamie got the shot.
Ronnie looked totally different to anything ever shared by Soph, which just demonstrates the level to which she filters her children.
Tuesday afternoon and they seem to have checked out of the cottagenotfarmhouse, but not before she left a harvest festival donation, and her autograph in the visitorsā book.
The fact she wrote ādefinitely a farm houseā couldnāt be a nod to tattle, surely?
Hopefully that really is all for 2021.
We eagerly await the dollshouse/farmhouse montage in the New Year, as Ronnie doesnāt seem to have unwrapped it on Christmas morning.
Wiki is the pink button at the top. It explains Fiddle Fingers and is worth a read for that alone.
Sophie doesnāt have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Father James OiOiOi.
I agree, I can see ātrolls hunted down where we were staying for Christmas, tried to ruin it. We felt unsafe blah blah blah, chicken strip *nearly* had a heart attack after all the roasties he had, mad trip to the vetsā¦. And tadahhhh new house in the country because itās little old me teeheeā ATV xox
I just came across this on insta 
I canāt believe there are still āhinchersā out there that are this pathetic! I mean itās literally just grey stuff that has her name attached no originality or anything!
I canāt believe there are still āhinchersā out there that are this pathetic! I mean itās literally just grey stuff that has her name attached no originality or anything!Attachments
Looks like the bargain basket of my local charity shopI just came across this on insta
I see she canāt write either āMs Hinchā
"Thank you for such a .... cosy Christmas stay for my family and I"
Best selling ooorfffa right there
'my family and I' doesn't make any bleeping sense.
'For me and my family' or just 'my family.'
Illiterate twit.
Best selling ooorfffa right there
'my family and I' doesn't make any bleeping sense.
'For me and my family' or just 'my family.'
Illiterate twit.
Why would you wish someone a Merry Christmas AFTER Christmas?
She has left them a hamper with a box of quality street with her own name on it..???? the duck!? 
and from 'sophie & family (mrs hinch)'
Has she not realised she is a tend celebrity....not an actual one lol
im mortified for her
and from 'sophie & family (mrs hinch)'
Has she not realised she is a tend celebrity....not an actual one lol
im mortified for her
Pre records innit Oi Oi
Iām sorry itās not directly Hinch related but Iām sick of seeing all these insta huns asking people when they take their Xmas decs down.. these are the same people who asked who puts them up early
Just do whatever the duck you want. If you want to take them down then do it. If you want to leave them up till the 12th of July bleeping do it.
Have your own mind for fucks sake!!
Hinch is a bleep. ATB
Just do whatever the duck you want. If you want to take them down then do it. If you want to leave them up till the 12th of July bleeping do it.
Have your own mind for fucks sake!!
Hinch is a bleep. ATB
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