Mrs Hinch #474 We had elf on the shelf now Sopha on the sofa
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Thursday was a busy day of holidaying for Sophie, who treated us to a pic of Henry on the sofa in the cottagenotfarmhouse which doesn’t allow pets on the furniture… Rules clearly don’t apply to Soph. She only really shared it to show us nusty trolls that she was there in real time, as she was careful to get Emmerdale on the tv in the background.
The cottagenotfarmhouse also has a mini bench, in the middle of nowhere. Actually Soph it looks like a pretty standard bench, in the garden, overlooking the adjoining field. I know anything beyond the sofa or your wobbly bed is a long way for you but don’t worry, I’m sure your mum was right there.
This mini bench was heaven for Soph, it’s all she’s ever wanted guys, this way of living is what she’s dreamt of for so long
Even when she bought and then extended a new build on a housing estate? Okay then.
Thursday evening brought a really lovely share by her ‘tend friend who showed the grotto she and Rex have worked together on, ending in a visit from Santa just for Rex. No matter what we think of SS, that was a magical experience for a 2 year old and once again demonstrated how little Sophie and Jamie do to make life magical, or even inclusive, for their boys.
Soph further demonstrated that her boys are just props in the Hinchliffe Show by showing Ron with shop-bought Christmas cards to ‘the best mummy’ (we assume they’re the ones she bought Fiddle Fingers to thank her for all the childcare and late night ironing) and by getting over-excited at a £175 Monopoly set. Maybe she thinks it’s real money?
Hopefully the boys have been out with Nanny and Jamie doing something a tiny bit Christmassy, because all we’ve seen of them was a few staged seconds centred around, you guessed it, Sophie Queen of Narcissists.
Soph then did us all a massive favour and announced she was bleeping off until the new year
It didn’t last long as office buddy Creeping Jim stepped in to cover her Annual Leave, and shared a snap of her ‘tend sleeping on the sofa (surprise) with Lennie & Henry on Christmas night.
Get the dog off the furniture Sophie. Try letting him go outside and be a dog.
Another candid family moment from Jamie showing Super Mum holding on to Ron’s hand for dear life, in case he ran away before Jamie got the shot.
Ronnie looked totally different to anything ever shared by Soph, which just demonstrates the level to which she filters her children.
Tuesday afternoon and they seem to have checked out of the cottagenotfarmhouse, but not before she left a harvest festival donation, and her autograph in the visitors’ book.
The fact she wrote ‘definitely a farm house’ couldn’t be a nod to tattle, surely?
Hopefully that really is all for 2021.
We eagerly await the dollshouse/farmhouse montage in the New Year, as Ronnie doesn’t seem to have unwrapped it on Christmas morning.
Wiki is the pink button at the top. It explains Fiddle Fingers and is worth a read for that alone.
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Father James OiOiOi.
Winning thread title by @Doodlebug71
Thread suggestions are taken from page 30 onwards. Keep them short and swear-free!
Thursday was a busy day of holidaying for Sophie, who treated us to a pic of Henry on the sofa in the cottagenotfarmhouse which doesn’t allow pets on the furniture… Rules clearly don’t apply to Soph. She only really shared it to show us nusty trolls that she was there in real time, as she was careful to get Emmerdale on the tv in the background.
The cottagenotfarmhouse also has a mini bench, in the middle of nowhere. Actually Soph it looks like a pretty standard bench, in the garden, overlooking the adjoining field. I know anything beyond the sofa or your wobbly bed is a long way for you but don’t worry, I’m sure your mum was right there.
This mini bench was heaven for Soph, it’s all she’s ever wanted guys, this way of living is what she’s dreamt of for so long
Even when she bought and then extended a new build on a housing estate? Okay then.
Thursday evening brought a really lovely share by her ‘tend friend who showed the grotto she and Rex have worked together on, ending in a visit from Santa just for Rex. No matter what we think of SS, that was a magical experience for a 2 year old and once again demonstrated how little Sophie and Jamie do to make life magical, or even inclusive, for their boys.
Soph further demonstrated that her boys are just props in the Hinchliffe Show by showing Ron with shop-bought Christmas cards to ‘the best mummy’ (we assume they’re the ones she bought Fiddle Fingers to thank her for all the childcare and late night ironing) and by getting over-excited at a £175 Monopoly set. Maybe she thinks it’s real money?
Hopefully the boys have been out with Nanny and Jamie doing something a tiny bit Christmassy, because all we’ve seen of them was a few staged seconds centred around, you guessed it, Sophie Queen of Narcissists.
Soph then did us all a massive favour and announced she was bleeping off until the new year
It didn’t last long as office buddy Creeping Jim stepped in to cover her Annual Leave, and shared a snap of her ‘tend sleeping on the sofa (surprise) with Lennie & Henry on Christmas night.
Get the dog off the furniture Sophie. Try letting him go outside and be a dog.
Another candid family moment from Jamie showing Super Mum holding on to Ron’s hand for dear life, in case he ran away before Jamie got the shot.
Ronnie looked totally different to anything ever shared by Soph, which just demonstrates the level to which she filters her children.
Tuesday afternoon and they seem to have checked out of the cottagenotfarmhouse, but not before she left a harvest festival donation, and her autograph in the visitors’ book.
The fact she wrote ‘definitely a farm house’ couldn’t be a nod to tattle, surely?
Hopefully that really is all for 2021.
We eagerly await the dollshouse/farmhouse montage in the New Year, as Ronnie doesn’t seem to have unwrapped it on Christmas morning.
Wiki is the pink button at the top. It explains Fiddle Fingers and is worth a read for that alone.
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Father James OiOiOi.
I had to use my inhaler after reading I laughed so hard! 
it's like whoville on The Grinch. A phrase comes to mind.. "I love me, who do you love?" Answers on a postcard 
, had to come here to say- could you imagine renting out your air bnb to some z lister who doesn’t even do anything except their Instagram page and you went back at the end of their stay and found they had left you chocs with their name on and a full page autograph 