Mrs Hinch #473 Hiding her location? We’ve saved her the hassle. Turns out all liars go to Barnard Castle!

[Danielle0120]

Yep that’s about it! Most of what you missed was discussion about B&M, the North East, and the local delicacy that is parmo as explained by @Danielle0120

Lmaooooo us Teessiders got a little too passionate last night, apologies for derailing the thread tattlers.
But mention a parmo and I go on one. Soz again

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

How hard is she craning her neck in that tend sleeping photo with Lennie? You're 31 Hinch, double chins are inevitable.

 

[daffodilgirl]

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[Danielle0120]

If she doesn't announce her move I'm gonna be so deflated. It's the only reason I'm hanging around tbh, cos I know it'll make the thread go back to the good ol days

 

[Meg78]

while poor Henry gazed longingly at the mythical land of ‘outside’.

This line got me Take a bow

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Did no one else from the Gleam do post anything about it?

Not that I found

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Imagine getting holidays all the time when you don’t work, must be tiring! The one time I was out of work for a few months I could barely afford to go to londis! Hard life for poor old sopha

She's a full time working muvver & worked so arrrd designing her collecshunn of copious dull tatt, blank books etc ... the exhaustion is real so Soph needs to GET COSY under a blankey on a sofa wivv a big hot choclitt made by Ma which will make it all better!

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

So let me get this straight - she’s not travelled very far at all, in a giant, unnecessary motorhome, to stay in a farmhouse cottage that is as basic as they come tit for brains…

 

[springheeledyeti]

So let me get this straight - she’s not travelled very far at all, in a giant, unnecessary motorhome, to stay in a farmhouse cottage that is as basic as they come tit for brains…

And sit on the sofa

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

And sit on the sofa

Make it make sense it’s like Disney Land Paris all over again. All the money and time you’d duck off to Orlando for the proper experience surely? She’s so boring it’s unreal.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Lmaooooo us Teessiders got a little too passionate last night, apologies for derailing the thread tattlers.
But mention a parmo and I go on one. Soz again

I was just hoping you’d stop before we got to 1,000 posts

 

[Ejka]

So do we think they are seeing her dads family and her sisters whilst she’s nearby…?

 

[IrishCatlady]

So do we think they are seeing her dads family and her sisters whilst she’s nearby…?

I don’t see why they’d be in Durham otherwise, can’t imagine Fiddle going though

 

[Poop wonderland]

My husbands side of the family go away for Christmas. They're in Duabi. Id rather be somewhere snowy.

Not been around much last few day's, found out I'm going to be a Granny at 51 I'm still 18 in the head but body doesn't comply, I'd love to be in a log cabin away somewhere peaceful for Xmas, not a Hinch farmhouse but I'm stuck at work maybe next year, missed last end of thread, did Jimbobnojobs Family go with them after? Maybe that's why she's not showing or posting much

 

[Ejka]

Thought it said no dog on the sofa. But then what bleeping rules apply to her. I would rage if that was my property

 

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

She really is a boring old fart isn’t she. Old before her time

 

[WornoutJo]

Thought it said no dog on the sofa. But then what bleeping rules apply to her. I would rage if that was my property

Not only on the sofa, but all over the cushions.

 

[doeraeme]

Thought it said no dog on the sofa. But then what bleeping rules apply to her. I would rage if that was my property

this is live time though I’m sitting watching emmerdale on ITV2!

 

[Ejka]

Not only on the sofa, but all over the cushions.

I wonder if they have an Instagram page for the property, be interesting to send it to them and ask if this is standard

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Not been around much last few day's, found out I'm going to be a Granny at 51 I'm still 18 in the head but body doesn't comply, I'd love to be in a log cabin away somewhere peaceful for Xmas, not a Hinch farmhouse but I'm stuck at work maybe next year, missed last end of thread, did Jimbobnojobs Family go with them after? Maybe that's why she's not showing or posting much

Congrats on the soon to be Granny status! I'm not far off your age and still 12 in the head so I completely get it!!
We have no idea what's going on and if jimbobnojob's mob are wivvv them then I guess we would be none the wiser as per usual