Mrs Hinch #472 - Shame it wasn't her thumb instead of her toe!

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Same here . Maybe we are neighbours
Oooh exciting! I’ll have to devise a signal on my dog walks around the village/up the river bank so tattlers can spot me!
If you live near a bridge then chances are we are, yes.
 
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IMAGINE if after all this, there wasn't actually a house move at all like maybe she was turned down for a mortgage and has just fed the narrative of a house move to up the engagement
This has been my thought too, just messing for the sake of Tattle and to up her engagement. The games she's played with us Tattlers in the past, it really wouldn't surprise me in the least. Nothing at the end of it just to get one over on us. The sly dick head that she is.
 
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The motor home is for weeping Al I doubt fiddle would share a bed with him since soph indirectly reveal they split didn’t she write separate Christmas cards or something which got tattle talking and he was never seen!!
 
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I know we all jest but I genuinely don’t know what I would do if I seen her in the flesh
If it were a chance encounter and I managed to recognise her in the wild, which is unlikely as she looks nothing like her Instagram self, and she was with her kids I would ignore her and carry on - then report to Tattle about what colour sleeping bag she was wearing obv

But I'd bloody love to meet her properly. Like an arranged Q&A. I would 100% ask her why she lies and ask her why she/Jimbob don't have a job or why she can't be alone with her kids.

I genuinely have hundreds of questions and accusations for her I'd readily ask of her if the opportunity occured!
 
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Yes!! I always think this. Like if she honestly thinks she has a clear conscience, welcome some of the trickier questions about her morals, the environmental impact of the products she promotes, her prerecords, use of filters etc.

But you know she NEVER would. Even when she’s on radio shows etc the questions are filtered within an inch of their lives. Look at the loose women one where Stacey had to jump in when Janet Street Porter started to ask the questions that matter. The look on Hinch’s face said it all.
 
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I think we look forward to her stories more than her sheep
 
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She’s used a hole punched filter for sure BUT it’s been positioned right over her foot. Nothing is a coincidence when it comes to those trotters.
 
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I just had a thought, I swear there's some llamas or Alpacas near where she is off the A66. You're welcome Soph if you want a day out
There’s a place in Swaledale that has Alpaca’s I think. It’s Reeth/Keld way from the top of my shit memory.

Maybe to use as a little "private space" Passion Wagon for her and Jaymeenoknackers ?
“If the Motorhome is rocking, don’t come knocking”
 
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That's one hell of a walk she's been on! Wonder if she got lost in a field? Her sheep must be worried sick about her. Better call police and report her as missing.
 
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Just catching up V behind, what house move!?!
 
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I didn’t see this episode??? What happened?
 
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