Mrs Hinch #472 - Shame it wasn't her thumb instead of her toe!

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My 8 year old has tested positive for covid on lateral flow today so we've all had to get PCR tests done. That's our Christmas plans ruined never mind at least we are keeping everyone safe and not passing it on to our families by having the get together we had planned. She really doesn't give a second thought about her family as long as she gets what she wants
 
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Aw, you are so good,thank you! We are going to see if the butchers will deliver it's just a panick when you don't live near family and you have kids. Hinch doesn't realize how lucky she is with all the help she gets!!

I’d be happy to help if I can??
 
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I need to know more about this Hetton le Hole info, I'm from there... It's a small town and I'd never heard this!
 
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Aw, you are all so lovely, thank you! We are fine for the next few days, I think I just panicked yesterday lol! Xx

Ok as long as you are. There are enough of us on here to help IF ANYONE NEEDS HELP WITH ANYTHING!!! It’s a shit time and old skankalot fuckpigs swanning around like her shit doesn’t stink. Perhaps advertise offering to help families in need rather than a fucking motor home and a holiday. Daft twat. No clue. Seriously though, if people are struggling with anything I’d be happy to help as much as I can
 
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Aw, you are so good,thank you! We are going to see if the butchers will deliver it's just a panick when you don't live near family and you have kids. Hinch doesn't realize how lucky she is with all the help she gets!!
If your stuck, but can get a cluck and collect, I've heard of some taxi firms that will collect and doorstep deliver it for you. Hope you get sorted. Its so hard with tattle not having a message function anymore xx
 
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Afternoon chaps. I have all of the questions.

If this is a collab (I’m obsessed with the Collab term, a polite term for being a massive ponce and rampant narcissism that you think you are worth the equivalent of a motorhome) - where are the ads? What are these people getting out of it? I haven’t seen an ad.

They own that now. We once rented a motorhome for a holiday once (never having another holiday where we essentially shit/eat/sleep altogether) and we couldn’t have pets or doing anything to the exterior or interior.

In other made up news - what exactly is so offensive with anyone saying she is going on holiday in an expensive motorhome? Normal people do that too Snoffs. Weird.
 
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She must be having a really fun road trip with two young kids, a dog and her husband by her side. She’s managed to scroll insta long enough to follow 8 of her huns who’ve tagged her Tesco tat. I can’t even enjoy a 5 min car trip to the supermarket without my lot kicking off constantly in the back.
 
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Her head must be permanently buried in her devices, when I go abroad, I leave my phone in the hotel in the safe. I like to get a break from it. I can’t believe Hinch now has 472 threads here. That is a record!
 
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Hence the motorhome...'we werent actually all together guuyyschhhh ' ffuuuccckkkk offf can smell her lies from here in Scotland
 
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Her head must be permanently buried in her devices, when I go abroad, I leave my phone in the hotel in the safe. I like to get a break from it. I can’t believe Hinch now has 472 threads here. That is a record!
This “holiday” isn’t a holiday to her though is it. It’s content. I absolutely believe she has lots of other holidays - real holidays. Nights in hotels, spa breaks, holiday cottages - possibly even been abroad this year - all child free of course. It’s the ridiculousness that she thinks we would believe she’s sat hammering along the motorway with two young kids and a dog etc and have the peace and quiet to be able to sit and scroll her phone. Even on long journeys to have both kids asleep for long? To not get car sick staring down at your phone? To not have to keep the dog quiet because Lonnie is having a nap. Yeah. Ok.
 
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Do you have an Iceland where you are?
They're still doing same day or next day delivery near me - had to use them today when Ocado ballsed up our order. And their turkeys are half price!
 
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Awww shucks thanks guyssss for my winning title .. excellent recap @Pollyanna263 , she really is a daft bint isn't she.

I can't wait to see the shit hit the fan over the next few days!
the title was edited after I posted it to remove ducking and snapped in two… I think maybe we needed to tone it down a bit more
(Which is fair enough,
sending you so much love. Hope your MIL is okay
 
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I feel like Stacey is upping her content this week. Obviously none of it is riveting but little bits of house Reno reveal; little crafts; little family Christmassy things they’ve done - just reminding hinch she’s there. She can post whenever she likes and double the amount of likes she gets compared to hinch. I love it.
 
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Do you have an Iceland where you are?
They're still doing same day or next day delivery near me - had to use them today when Ocado ballsed up our order. And their turkeys are half price!
Good idea, thank you! Xx
 
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Oh no! I hope you feel better really quickly. I wish there was a way to know where you are as I bet one of us could get shopping for you xx
 
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Same here babe..will wait to xmas eve to finish everything as that is pay day for us too. Same every year. That is real life tho....and a real job. And i would not swop with hers for all the tea in china ♡
 
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You are lovely, thank you xx
 
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hi from NI (Belfast)
 
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