Winning thread suggestion by @Curlywurly82 (without swears of course)
Soph’s had the flu guyschhh, she’s so sorry for being offline but she was soooootend poorly. I mean, not too poorly to follow new accounts and comment on things, but definitely too poorly to check in with the shoppers followers.
She’s miraculously recovered just in time for Father James in flip flops to collect the motorhome, which they’re using to drive to a farmhouse where they are staying. Make it make sense.
What’s wrong with the Range Rover Soph? Did you never get the flour off of it, or are you afraid if you actually show that’s what you drive, you won’t be so relatable any more…..?
Special thanks to Jamie for dressing as Father Christmas and making his nickname so perfect.
It’s not clear why he was in flip flops. Maybe he was going for the Santa / Jesus look and didn’t have and sandals, or maybe it’s because we nusty trolls keep talking about the fischhh (RIP flip and flop)
Soph (who isn’t at all ready for Christmas remember) has managed to decorate the motorhome with enough loose, unnecessary objects which will act as lethal projectiles in the event of an accident, and is now settled on the sofa catching up on tattle.
(Sorry if I’ve missed anything from before today, but I think she’s basically done duck all else!)
Wiki is the pink button at the top, it’s worth a read for newbies
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens
Jamie is short for James
Soph’s had the flu guyschhh, she’s so sorry for being offline but she was sooooo
She’s miraculously recovered just in time for Father James in flip flops to collect the motorhome, which they’re using to drive to a farmhouse where they are staying. Make it make sense.
What’s wrong with the Range Rover Soph? Did you never get the flour off of it, or are you afraid if you actually show that’s what you drive, you won’t be so relatable any more…..?
Special thanks to Jamie for dressing as Father Christmas and making his nickname so perfect.
It’s not clear why he was in flip flops. Maybe he was going for the Santa / Jesus look and didn’t have and sandals, or maybe it’s because we nusty trolls keep talking about the fischhh (RIP flip and flop)
Soph (who isn’t at all ready for Christmas remember) has managed to decorate the motorhome with enough loose, unnecessary objects which will act as lethal projectiles in the event of an accident, and is now settled on the sofa catching up on tattle.
(Sorry if I’ve missed anything from before today, but I think she’s basically done duck all else!)
Wiki is the pink button at the top, it’s worth a read for newbies
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens
Jamie is short for James
hope you get a break soon Bun. Think this fred is gonna explode the next day or 2 and I'm fuckin here for it 
I doubt she’s been given permission to spray that 
) and then we will get a slushy montage of just how perfik it all was except Ronnie being naughty all the time. Followed by ads ads ads then the house move around 5th January.
