Here's a wild Monday night theory: what if there is no big cuntry house move planned?
I know you're all pretty sure on this one but hear me out...
We know she's jealous of SS and her cottage with land. It's something she'll do anything to have.
However....
Hinch popularity is waning. She's still getting the #ad sponsorship but there are less products featured regularly. There's a lot of #gifted items where it's not 100% clear if she is being paid for it or the item is free if she does a quick ad. And even with ad products, it's not clear what her contract with them is - whether she is paid per ad or a set amount for a few ads. (I know everyone says 11/24k per ad but I always thought this was a contract amount for a set number of ads not just one 30sec story)
The Tesco range has near enough bombed with bad quality and high prices. She probably won't get another range and other companies will take note of this.
Financially, her income is too dependent on signing new contracts and too sporadic. I don't believe any mortgage advisor would let them take on huge finance for a £1m+ property based on that (and the fact that he doesn't have a job or any income that we know of). The house they are currently in is only worth 300-400k if that. Unless they are cash buyers, but the way they flash it I doubt this very much - her finances are due to be published soon so
Also interesting how it's been suggested she's angling for a TV show to match tend besties show. Or a tell all book on poor Ron's private life. Something to boost the finances and move away from being just an influencer and hopefully score a nice presenting job like someone else we know.
So she's trying to live her cuntry dreams by becoming a little less grey and a little more beige. Woodland animals, beige wellies, sticks and
tit everywhere etc. for that country feel while she waits for the big move to happen (surely someone will gift her a big old manor house??!) Probably kicking herself she didn't cash in on it all a few years back when she was raking it in big time.
Ofc she could do a big Christmas day reveal as you're all predicting and then I'll eat my words. But I'm just not 100% sure it's actually happening.