Mrs Hinch #465 Steve wishes everyone a Happy New yeah
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Bet it’s all so flammable the sheep could use it to heat their houses over winterAren't we lucky trollsssss
It’s my greatest achievement this week. It’s going on my ta da list!
We could all join! Just think a whole army of us with our shoulders out! Maybe we could make a calender and have a few nastyyy troll for each month of the year
She is so WASTEFUL! Why do the advent toys need to be wrapped in paper and tape that will just go in the garbage? The toys are hidden inside the pockets of the advent calender - just let Ron remove the toy HIMSELF. No wrap needed. If you want Ren & Len to have the experience of unwrapping something every day (not that you can keep your gabby talons away long enough for them to do it themselves) then buy the little advent boxes that can be reused year after year. Amazon sells them (#ad
) for less than a tenner, I'm sure you can afford them Grinch. Wasteful cow.
) for less than a tenner, I'm sure you can afford them Grinch. Wasteful cow.
Slip in to your loungewear, stuff some crunky shnacks under your face mask, and settle in to the new fred here guyshhhh
Mrs Hinch #466 Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz, But the very next day, you edited it away
Mrs Hinch #466 Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz, But the very next day, you edited it away Winning thread title by @Pollyanna263 and @Brummiebird 🥳 Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh 👍 Keep them short and sweet so they can fit 😘 No swears in titles! 🙊 Another quick...
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"I won't do that"
bleeping hell is there nothing she won't flog. 
This had me singing along and laughing my socks off. Brilliant Pollypoos!Here you go! We’d only got up to fleece you again so I’ve done a rush job and finished it
Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz
But the very next day, you edited it away.
Next year to save me from tears,
I’ll only edit my nostrils.
Snapped my toe and morphine high.
I fleece my sheep, but they still buy, buy, buy
Tell me sheeples, do you recognise me?
Well I’ve got so many faces, it doesn’t
surprise me.
Merry Christmas, P&G will pay me,
Wrapped it up, wrote ‘love from Mum and Jamie’
Now I know what a con woman I’ve been,
But if you forget it now I know I’ll fleece you again.
Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz
But the very next day, you edited it away.
Next year to save me from tears,
I’ll only edit my nostrils.
A crowded room, tummy anxiety,
I hide my face, no phoootos of me.
My sheep, you thought I was someone to rely on.
Me? My shoulder can’t keep its clothes on.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart,
Mario’s under cover cos I tore him apart.
Ooh, ooh, now I've been to Paisley,
But not to Mario’s for tea.
Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz
But the very next day, you edited it away.
Next year to save me from tears,
I’ll only edit my nostrils.
Last Christmas I gave you my foootzz
But the very next day, you edited it away.
Next year to save me from tears,
I’ll only edit my nostrils.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart,
Jamie’s at the dump with Ronnieblessisart.
Maybe next year, we’ll take him somewhere special,
I am so special.
So long!
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