Mrs Hinch #454 In a world full of sheep..... be a CARL!!
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Title Backstory for people wondering... Carl is a random Facebook user who called Soph out and directed people here.
Hi Carl
Grab Of his message below.
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Soph was back to āworkā on Wednesday after an unexplained absence on Tuesday.
She posted a photo of herself grimacing at the golden child and claimed to be on tapestry alert waiting for Ron to come home from nursery, then she posted a photo of her latest chemical concoction for Flash and said she had just cleaned, sorry Hinched, the whole kitchen with it, but didnāt bother to show us any footage of her doing it. I mean why would she? Itās not like sheās a cleaning account. Then there was another advert for the blank notebook with photos the sheep had taken of their copies.
Next up was a hideous cooking story with her usual ingredients of JusāRol and cheese and what looked suspiciously like an undeclared ad for Teshhhcoās finest range.
She said it was just one of those days for staying indoors, wearing massive thick socks with a tracksuit and eating cheese. The rest of us canāt do that on a Wednesday afternoon hun. We have jobs and families to look after.
The seemingly harmless cookery video then took a turn when just minutes after sheād said she wasnāt counting the calories in it, she produced a nusty troll message from āsomeoneā (play along we know it was Soph sending it to herself) saying sheād put weight on and no wonder with all the tit she eats. This gave Soph the chance to do another one of her agressive Gretel rants where she goes off on one at her alter ego troll.
The Daily Mail then reported that she was being trolled by people calling her fat and subsequently their own readers ended up calling her out in their comments section as basically being a grabby twit and that was the ones who even knew who she was.
This was all just in time for another of her unannounced radio appearances, this time on the Steve Wright show on Radio 2. That was a load of her usual old crap and was to promote the blank book which apparently helps peopleās mental health.
You can listen at https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00114dp
Then she remembered that she might get new followers whoād heard her on Radio 2 so quickly started hoovering with her undeclared ad Shark. How lovely for anyone new to be met with bitchface Gretel going off on one about her imaginary trolls.
Then it was off for the night with a photo of Henry and a plagiarised quote.
Thursday and she started the day moaning on about reading a book with Lenny Henry to stop herself phoning Ronās nursery. It was time stamped as 9.07am. Give over Soph, the tend worried mum act doesnāt wash.
Then she posted a message to all those āvery unkind peopleā who she thinks are āunhappyā because they can see through her bullshit. Such a negative and aggressive person isnāt she? I hope she finds her happiness.
Then she put up a story whinging about...yes trolls... on the comments section of the Daily Mail story about her whinging about trolls... and on and on it goes.
Then she deleted it, presumably in case her sheep read any comments that call her out for the fake she is.
And after that tantrum she got her dollyās house out to play again. It must have been pre record as half the rooms sheās finished are now not done. There was also no warning that she was told to post by Sylvian Families regarding the items being choking hazards for under 4s.
Again it was used to drop hints about her dream farmhouse....
Surely this deranged and erratic behaviour isnāt because best bubs Stacey has her new show on tonight?
To make sure she didnāt have to watch it or explain not watching it she went out to a spa / beauty parlour which is what all mums do at bedtime isnāt it?
Then she came home played with the now miraculously almost finished doll house (still no disclaimer) and ate ice cream (there was no message in it, Jamieās slipping) whilst tend crying at the Pride Of Britain Awards.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @Needacuppa
Title Backstory for people wondering... Carl is a random Facebook user who called Soph out and directed people here.
Hi Carl
Grab Of his message below. Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
Soph was back to āworkā on Wednesday after an unexplained absence on Tuesday.
She posted a photo of herself grimacing at the golden child and claimed to be on tapestry alert waiting for Ron to come home from nursery, then she posted a photo of her latest chemical concoction for Flash and said she had just cleaned, sorry Hinched, the whole kitchen with it, but didnāt bother to show us any footage of her doing it. I mean why would she? Itās not like sheās a cleaning account. Then there was another advert for the blank notebook with photos the sheep had taken of their copies.
Next up was a hideous cooking story with her usual ingredients of JusāRol and cheese and what looked suspiciously like an undeclared ad for Teshhhcoās finest range.
She said it was just one of those days for staying indoors, wearing massive thick socks with a tracksuit and eating cheese. The rest of us canāt do that on a Wednesday afternoon hun. We have jobs and families to look after.
The seemingly harmless cookery video then took a turn when just minutes after sheād said she wasnāt counting the calories in it, she produced a nusty troll message from āsomeoneā (play along we know it was Soph sending it to herself) saying sheād put weight on and no wonder with all the tit she eats. This gave Soph the chance to do another one of her agressive Gretel rants where she goes off on one at her alter ego troll.
The Daily Mail then reported that she was being trolled by people calling her fat and subsequently their own readers ended up calling her out in their comments section as basically being a grabby twit and that was the ones who even knew who she was.
This was all just in time for another of her unannounced radio appearances, this time on the Steve Wright show on Radio 2. That was a load of her usual old crap and was to promote the blank book which apparently helps peopleās mental health.
You can listen at https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00114dp
Then she remembered that she might get new followers whoād heard her on Radio 2 so quickly started hoovering with her undeclared ad Shark. How lovely for anyone new to be met with bitchface Gretel going off on one about her imaginary trolls.
Then it was off for the night with a photo of Henry and a plagiarised quote.
Thursday and she started the day moaning on about reading a book with Lenny Henry to stop herself phoning Ronās nursery. It was time stamped as 9.07am. Give over Soph, the tend worried mum act doesnāt wash.
Then she posted a message to all those āvery unkind peopleā who she thinks are āunhappyā because they can see through her bullshit. Such a negative and aggressive person isnāt she? I hope she finds her happiness.
Then she put up a story whinging about...yes trolls... on the comments section of the Daily Mail story about her whinging about trolls... and on and on it goes.
Then she deleted it, presumably in case her sheep read any comments that call her out for the fake she is.
And after that tantrum she got her dollyās house out to play again. It must have been pre record as half the rooms sheās finished are now not done. There was also no warning that she was told to post by Sylvian Families regarding the items being choking hazards for under 4s.
Again it was used to drop hints about her dream farmhouse....
Surely this deranged and erratic behaviour isnāt because best bubs Stacey has her new show on tonight?
To make sure she didnāt have to watch it or explain not watching it she went out to a spa / beauty parlour which is what all mums do at bedtime isnāt it?
Then she came home played with the now miraculously almost finished doll house (still no disclaimer) and ate ice cream (there was no message in it, Jamieās slipping) whilst tend crying at the Pride Of Britain Awards.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
) complete with alpacas. 
exactly this. Sheās such a cruel person. For someone that claims she is so kind and pure and who clearly has issues with food and her weight, she could of been a good example of an influencer here and:
