ChunkyMonkey90
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Saw this on Twitter. They aren't wrong.
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Blondesx40x
Chatty Member
Threads behind so have no clue what's going on... just wanted to say my beautiful mum has passed away, I held her tight as she gained her wings and thank you for all your words of kindness shown a few weeks back..
Take care for now and hug your loved ones a little tighter for me
Take care for now and hug your loved ones a little tighter for me
Bunnykins
VIP Member
Mrs Hinch #454 In a world full of sheep..... be a CARL!!
Winning thread title by @Needacuppa
Title Backstory for people wondering... Carl is a random Facebook user who called Soph out and directed people here.
Hi Carl
Grab Of his message below.
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
Soph was back to “work” on Wednesday after an unexplained absence on Tuesday.
She posted a photo of herself grimacing at the golden child and claimed to be on tapestry alert waiting for Ron to come home from nursery, then she posted a photo of her latest chemical concoction for Flash and said she had just cleaned, sorry Hinched, the whole kitchen with it, but didn’t bother to show us any footage of her doing it. I mean why would she? It’s not like she’s a cleaning account. Then there was another advert for the blank notebook with photos the sheep had taken of their copies.
Next up was a hideous cooking story with her usual ingredients of Jus’Rol and cheese and what looked suspiciously like an undeclared ad for Teshhhco’s finest range.
She said it was just one of those days for staying indoors, wearing massive thick socks with a tracksuit and eating cheese. The rest of us can’t do that on a Wednesday afternoon hun. We have jobs and families to look after.
The seemingly harmless cookery video then took a turn when just minutes after she’d said she wasn’t counting the calories in it, she produced a nusty troll message from “someone” (play along we know it was Soph sending it to herself) saying she’d put weight on and no wonder with all the shit she eats. This gave Soph the chance to do another one of her agressive Gretel rants where she goes off on one at her alter ego troll.
The Daily Mail then reported that she was being trolled by people calling her fat and subsequently their own readers ended up calling her out in their comments section as basically being a grabby twat and that was the ones who even knew who she was.
This was all just in time for another of her unannounced radio appearances, this time on the Steve Wright show on Radio 2. That was a load of her usual old crap and was to promote the blank book which apparently helps people’s mental health.
You can listen at https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00114dp
Then she remembered that she might get new followers who’d heard her on Radio 2 so quickly started hoovering with her undeclared ad Shark. How lovely for anyone new to be met with bitchface Gretel going off on one about her imaginary trolls.
Then it was off for the night with a photo of Henry and a plagiarised quote.
Thursday and she started the day moaning on about reading a book with Lenny Henry to stop herself phoning Ron’s nursery. It was time stamped as 9.07am. Give over Soph, the tend worried mum act doesn’t wash.
Then she posted a message to all those “very unkind people” who she thinks are “unhappy” because they can see through her bullshit. Such a negative and aggressive person isn’t she? I hope she finds her happiness.
Then she put up a story whinging about...yes trolls... on the comments section of the Daily Mail story about her whinging about trolls... and on and on it goes.
Then she deleted it, presumably in case her sheep read any comments that call her out for the fake she is.
And after that tantrum she got her dolly’s house out to play again. It must have been pre record as half the rooms she’s finished are now not done. There was also no warning that she was told to post by Sylvian Families regarding the items being choking hazards for under 4s.
Again it was used to drop hints about her dream farmhouse....
Surely this deranged and erratic behaviour isn’t because best bubs Stacey has her new show on tonight?
To make sure she didn’t have to watch it or explain not watching it she went out to a spa / beauty parlour which is what all mums do at bedtime isn’t it?
Then she came home played with the now miraculously almost finished doll house (still no disclaimer) and ate ice cream (there was no message in it, Jamie’s slipping) whilst tend crying at the Pride Of Britain Awards.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @Needacuppa
Title Backstory for people wondering... Carl is a random Facebook user who called Soph out and directed people here.
Hi Carl
Grab Of his message below. Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
Soph was back to “work” on Wednesday after an unexplained absence on Tuesday.
She posted a photo of herself grimacing at the golden child and claimed to be on tapestry alert waiting for Ron to come home from nursery, then she posted a photo of her latest chemical concoction for Flash and said she had just cleaned, sorry Hinched, the whole kitchen with it, but didn’t bother to show us any footage of her doing it. I mean why would she? It’s not like she’s a cleaning account. Then there was another advert for the blank notebook with photos the sheep had taken of their copies.
Next up was a hideous cooking story with her usual ingredients of Jus’Rol and cheese and what looked suspiciously like an undeclared ad for Teshhhco’s finest range.
She said it was just one of those days for staying indoors, wearing massive thick socks with a tracksuit and eating cheese. The rest of us can’t do that on a Wednesday afternoon hun. We have jobs and families to look after.
The seemingly harmless cookery video then took a turn when just minutes after she’d said she wasn’t counting the calories in it, she produced a nusty troll message from “someone” (play along we know it was Soph sending it to herself) saying she’d put weight on and no wonder with all the shit she eats. This gave Soph the chance to do another one of her agressive Gretel rants where she goes off on one at her alter ego troll.
The Daily Mail then reported that she was being trolled by people calling her fat and subsequently their own readers ended up calling her out in their comments section as basically being a grabby twat and that was the ones who even knew who she was.
This was all just in time for another of her unannounced radio appearances, this time on the Steve Wright show on Radio 2. That was a load of her usual old crap and was to promote the blank book which apparently helps people’s mental health.
You can listen at https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00114dp
Then she remembered that she might get new followers who’d heard her on Radio 2 so quickly started hoovering with her undeclared ad Shark. How lovely for anyone new to be met with bitchface Gretel going off on one about her imaginary trolls.
Then it was off for the night with a photo of Henry and a plagiarised quote.
Thursday and she started the day moaning on about reading a book with Lenny Henry to stop herself phoning Ron’s nursery. It was time stamped as 9.07am. Give over Soph, the tend worried mum act doesn’t wash.
Then she posted a message to all those “very unkind people” who she thinks are “unhappy” because they can see through her bullshit. Such a negative and aggressive person isn’t she? I hope she finds her happiness.
Then she put up a story whinging about...yes trolls... on the comments section of the Daily Mail story about her whinging about trolls... and on and on it goes.
Then she deleted it, presumably in case her sheep read any comments that call her out for the fake she is.
And after that tantrum she got her dolly’s house out to play again. It must have been pre record as half the rooms she’s finished are now not done. There was also no warning that she was told to post by Sylvian Families regarding the items being choking hazards for under 4s.
Again it was used to drop hints about her dream farmhouse....
Surely this deranged and erratic behaviour isn’t because best bubs Stacey has her new show on tonight?
To make sure she didn’t have to watch it or explain not watching it she went out to a spa / beauty parlour which is what all mums do at bedtime isn’t it?
Then she came home played with the now miraculously almost finished doll house (still no disclaimer) and ate ice cream (there was no message in it, Jamie’s slipping) whilst tend crying at the Pride Of Britain Awards.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
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NewZealandEr
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This horror found in her tagged posts
this is just all kind of stupid.
Bunnykins
VIP Member
This was sent to a concerned Tattler from Sylvanian families.
So they requested she do it. She clearly didn’t agree.
Cupcakemum
VIP Member
Lonnie can walk, climb and choose where he wants to sit perfikly well fank you
IrishCatlady
VIP Member
There you go Ronnie, we love your rocket, even if your self absorbed mother didn’t
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Ana-lise this
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Hi, I'm new. Been lurking and analysing for a long time, here's my summing up.....
Exploit. Sleep. Repeat.
Exploit. Sleep. Repeat.
motherofdonkeys
VIP Member
It's an anal plug. She uses it to stem the flow of bullshit. Obviously, its not in at the moment, she must have put it on the windowsill and forgot where it was.
MillionDollarBaby
VIP Member
Definitely unsafe but give the poor girl a break. There’s hardly any seating in that house, you can understand her having to improvise. Bless’er’art
YorkshireTeaTime
Well-known member
Bit early, but thread suggestion
“I’m a tend sleb, get me out of childcare”
“I’m a tend sleb, get me out of childcare”
Pepsi
VIP Member
My reply from SF after contacting them this morning. Lets see if she actually does it.
"We are in contact with Mrs Hinch’s agent to ask her to add a disclaimer to her content as soon as possible regarding the recommended minimum age for children to play with Sylvanian Families. The packaging on all our Sylvanian Families toys includes industry-standard safety guidelines and advice for parents and carers to follow.
We are so glad to have so many fans who are conscious of the age requirements for our products, and we thank you for contacting us with your concerns. "
Of all the stupid things she had done this one is the worst, putting children at risk. Idiot woman with no self awareness
"We are in contact with Mrs Hinch’s agent to ask her to add a disclaimer to her content as soon as possible regarding the recommended minimum age for children to play with Sylvanian Families. The packaging on all our Sylvanian Families toys includes industry-standard safety guidelines and advice for parents and carers to follow.
We are so glad to have so many fans who are conscious of the age requirements for our products, and we thank you for contacting us with your concerns. "
Of all the stupid things she had done this one is the worst, putting children at risk. Idiot woman with no self awareness
Picklelily
VIP Member
So the I'm a Celeb line-up has been announced. No Soph. Do you reckon once it's started she'll put up a story about how she was asked but couldn't because she's too tall and may be constantly mistaken as a tree?
Still hasn't followed her though
Bunnykins
VIP Member
She’s making space rockets for bonfire night. The fucking doofus. They’re the wrong type rockets hun! Unless astronauts want to try strapping a couple of bangers to their arse to save some cash 
Still nice that Ron is doing something, but as usual it’s only because Cling On the au pair is there.
Still nice that Ron is doing something, but as usual it’s only because Cling On the au pair is there.
PieceofTatt76
Active member
I know I’m Kate to the party … but can’t get my head around her calling one of her ‘followers’ an idiot. A bit like me calling one of our parents ( I work in a school ) an idiot.
you’re paid to do a job … so you just don’t ?!
might try it today when one of them shouts at me again … see if I still have a job by the end of today ?!
you’re paid to do a job … so you just don’t ?!
might try it today when one of them shouts at me again … see if I still have a job by the end of today ?!
Pollyanna263
VIP Member
Brilliant recap as always @Bunnykins
I haven’t been on much this week so thanks Soph for not really doing anything, very considerate of you!
Coming in early with the house on this thread, to say to any new tattlers - we know the dolls house is building up to reveal Farm Hinch Farm (
) complete with alpacas.
Little old Soph has no idea how this has happened to her!
I haven’t been on much this week so thanks Soph for not really doing anything, very considerate of you!
Coming in early with the house on this thread, to say to any new tattlers - we know the dolls house is building up to reveal Farm Hinch Farm (
) complete with alpacas. Little old Soph has no idea how this has happened to her!
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HinchesSousChef
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What makes me both laugh and sad is that she thinks us “nusty trolls” would be sat here commenting on how “crap” her pretzel sparklers are, when actually what we are all focused on is that her child wasn’t part of the child activity yet again. She misses the mark yet again.
eta - they are supposed to be a bit crap lookingbecause they are supposed to be made by toddlers. I’ve not seen ANY on the accounts I follow that look “beautiful”. They look like sticks dipped in chocolate with sprinkles on made by children. That’s it. The focus is on MADE BY CHILDREN.
eta - they are supposed to be a bit crap lookingbecause they are supposed to be made by toddlers. I’ve not seen ANY on the accounts I follow that look “beautiful”. They look like sticks dipped in chocolate with sprinkles on made by children. That’s it. The focus is on MADE BY CHILDREN.
Needacuppa
VIP Member
Here ya go Ronnie. I sparkled for ya xxx ya clever, beautiful, smart, gorgeous, little human.