Mrs Hinch #452 No matter what you do we’ve always had enough of you
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Soph ended Jamie’s Birfday celebration on Thursday evening by showing us her tend messy house which included a balloon for the Birthday Girl (good spot
@Pollyanna263 )
It must be Janine’s birthday on the same day! The dusty dining table from hell is still also set up with her full dinner service, napkins, candle holders and various floral arrangements whilst she’s apparently trying to use it to feed a toddler and baby. Try putting the stuff away and letting your family eat normally maybe even let Ronnie do crafts on it. It’s not the show home on a new build estate. We’ll probably find out her bed is made up of cardboard boxes with a duvet thrown over them next.
Meanwhile
@AllieBee had success when she contacted the manufacturer of Sylvanian Families to voice safety concerns over Hinch letting Ronnie play with their microscopic accessories in her his doll’s house. Hinch’s agent has apparently been contacted to make sure she informs her followers of the appropriate guidelines. You know she’ll be fuming and blaming nutsy trolls who just want to make sure no one’s kids choke on a small plastic loo roll holder! (Reciepts below)
Jamie came on to thank everyone for showing him so much love on his birthday. To be fair the sheep are probably more affectionate to him than Soph is wooo hooo hooooo!
Then Friday morning Soph was back on to play at being unorganised and stressed out mummy. She’s just SO behind on everything guyshhh, the cleaning, the cooking, her “work”... but it’s all ok because she now has her BOOK OF LISTS! She’ll soon be organised and back to her perfect mummy of the year status.
Whilst doing this she was inexplicably rubbing imaginary moisturiser cream all over her face in a very weird manner. Most peculiar.
She gave us all some amazing advice to help us tidy up, you get a bin bag and you go round the house and you put anything that needs binning in to it. It’s revolutionary and it will change your life.
She then did a quick tend clean up which of course was all another advert for her brand partners. This included dusting the blinds, polishing her shrine to herself that she disguises as a coffee table and hoovering her rank sofa.
Ads included her P&G brands flash mops, sprays etc, her own Tessshco crap (
) and the fucking notebook AGAIN!
Then she plugged her appearance on Vicky Pattison’s Podcast, complained she had mummy guilt because she’s not organised anything for Halloween, despite the fact she’s had a wreath on her door and pumpkins on her step for the whole month. Said Trick or treaters never visit her..it’s too scary to see the witch at Castle Greyskull clearly ... and gave Lurch his orders to get on amazon to order them some last minute costumes. There are none left, but you can guarantee they’ll all be photoshoot worthy on the day.
She rounded the day off with another ad for the book!! And a post about “Roo” and how she understands him more than anyone and blah blah blah.. actions speak louder than words Soph. There’s a quote for you.
Henry also visited a new dog groomers just a few days after her saying she’d never use a different groomer. She ignored their tagged stories.
Saturday and guess what? Yes she miraculously managed to pull a Halloween display together, by breakfast time she had a complete set of pumpkin kitchenware to style and then Jamie managed to buy more plastic tat in Home Bargains despite their Halloween range being sold out completely elsewhere. What happened to all of last year’s decorations? Clearly they’ve been sent to the tip.
She’s also got Halloween costumes en route from Amazon Prime. Thanks to people on here telling her that if she has prime she could get them delivered in time.
She did yet another ad, this time for an iconic Christmas gift set.
For £65 you can get a mascara for your lower lashes only and a brush to paint your tiny skirting boards with. Sorted!
She was interviewed by Rylan on his Radio 2 show about her notebook, but weirdly didn’t mention it to her sheep at all. You can listen at
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001142f
She rounded off the day with late night Halloween cookie decorating with the cling on niece. One day Ron...one day.
Today is Halloween and she celebrated this morning with a photo of Lennie propped up on cushions in between his two fellow greyskull hostages Ronnie and Lennie, who are still waiting to go on an adventure. The kids were wearing matching spooky PJs which she must have bought before she forgot it was Halloween.
She then went on a pity party story about how she’d been invited to the Pride Of Britain Awards but couldn’t go due to her anxiteeee. She wants to go and mingle with other z listers in a big dress. Well that’s what it’s all about isn’t it Soph?
Brad Pitt sent a message that he’s gutted because he’s still waiting to sit next to her!
Jamie’s at church again. Is he arranging an exorcism for Soph? Is he trying to convince people he’s trust worthy? Is he wanting to become a priest so he can leave home? Who knows but it’s likely something to do with Ron’s new school or a big fat gypsy christening...
Soph’s cooking again. Preparing “crumpet mummies” for breakfast on the kitchen floor because her table is covered in a dining set.
The big Halloween gridpost will no doubt come at 7pm in direct rivalry with best bubs forever ...
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
I have just been offered a permanent job at said supermarket in the clothing department which has made an old disablist mum of 4 like me very happy! A proper bonafide minimum wage job. Snit suits for everyone!
