Sophie is a piss head
She also dances like a
twit
She's comatosed in the garden
Next to Lonnie on his mat
Where was RonnieBlessHim
Did he go to Stacey's doo?
Or did you leave him home alone
To look after cash cow number 2?
Was the shower last week,
Or yesterday as we're not sure?
You both hide things with your pre records
You've done it so many times before!
And what's with the black outfit
You stuck out like a sore thumb
It's supposed to be a baby shower
not a funeral you're so dumb!
So sober up and change your clothes
It's time to be a 'tend' mum
Remember you have 2 little boys
Not a single lady pretending to have fun!
But tattle know it's usless
Being a mummy just isn't you
Sell them to FredaFiddleFingers
Or Aunties bumstretcher
and cumslut too