Mrs Hinch #412 Sopha struggles with Lonnie’s poppers, Inch flogging tat to the shoppers.

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

A re brand is most definitely coming. She’s going to (if she hadn’t already) come away from the cleaning lady to the mum of 2 boys, one who’s that little bit more special.. here come the daily blogs on life with Ronnie, the book on his diagnosis is being penned as we speak.. and Inch is the new cloth witch!

 

[LT2201]

How odd that he's allowed to pyjamafy the blessed one, has the umbilical cord finally fallen off or is she busy howling in the dog bed that it's all crumbling down?

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I’m even being trolled by Tinder now!!

 

[Islandhoppin]

Lovely plandids there Inch, especially of your wife getting dog knob juice all over her arm

 

[Mejustme]

Lonnies got a definite t shirt tan going on, stupid bint has probably been sat in the garden wearing him as usual

 

[Pollyanna263]

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[Perdi77]

I’m way behind but this might have been brought up already, but how long have they had that scandiborn slide? Matter of months? The state of it already! Must be nice to have so much money that you don’t actually have to look after anything because it can be easily replaced.

 

[Andioooop]

 

[Turmeric123]

I mean, haven’t we all been caught having a lie down on the kids slide!

So comfy how could anyone resist

 

[Olivemaks]

They’re trolling us now at this point with pancake roll and sofa on the slide now surprised it ain’t smashed to tit with that junk in the trunk Henry is carrying and sorry but Lonnies arms? I don’t have kids but are they usually always stretched out to front like his? Thought they’d usually be flying everywhere

 

[peekaboo2]

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Ffs

 

[Olivemaks]

tit all.. tit all mate

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Lovely plandids there Inch, especially of your wife getting dog knob juice all over her arm

Even His Lardship looks pissed off with his Mummazzzzz.

 

[Starry_eyed_pie]

How odd that he's allowed to pyjamafy the blessed one, has the umbilical cord finally fallen off or is she busy howling in the dog bed that it's all crumbling down?

He's also doing the cringy thing of annotating imaginary things the non-verbal kids are saying
They need to step. Away. From. Social. Media!!!

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Omg! He's apologised and tagged the clothing company, and just put up a question box asking what people want to see on his stories... Is he officially taking over Brand Hinch?!!!

Both of them to duck off to Mars and never come back is what I’d answer!

 

[Be kond]

Inch you are a pleb mate grow up

 

[LT2201]

He's also doing the cringy thing of annotating imaginary things the non-verbal kids are saying
They need to step. Away. From. Social. Media!!!

That drives me absolutely nuts, it's like folk that talk as their pets

 

[Needacuppa]

Thread title suggestion. Jimbobzzz doesn't just need a job... He needs a Tattle Thread!!!

 

[What’s going on!]

I mean, haven’t we all been caught having a lie down on the kids slide!

I actually avoid using my egg chair, or fancy garden settee and no way would I take time to snooze on my per-goal-aah when I’ve got a scandi slide to get comfy on

 

[Cleanfreak]

He’s not fallen asleep on that slide with her. Her whole body is tense - that’s not a relaxed pose. She was lounging on the slide sunbathing and decided this was a photo opp so restrained Ronnie in that position for a few seconds. Look how much more more relaxed she is with the dog.
I reckon she’s had some cosmetic bits done hence the hiding and big glasses.

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