Mrs Hinch #406 Hinch really is a silly mummy, fancy “forgetting” Ron had a dummy

[Strawberry13]

What in the Silent Hill is this

A faceless cartoon with greasy hair hope this helps x

 

[Lurker82]

I’ve been blocked

 

[Kirsty1234]

He really is. It’s horrible to see

And people think he not emotionally neglected

 

[CheshireCat19]

Sprite just come out my damn nose an egg cup

Soph could just give Inch an egg cup to dunk his in

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[WornoutJo]

Where are the toys? At this age mine always had a favourite toy or blanket with them, especially when snuggled on the sofa.

 

[Lurker82]

Somehow she found my second account and blocked that too! So she is definitely reading here because I wrote last night, you can block me but I still see you zopha, I have a second account
So she's blocked that one too but I have no idea how she's figured it out as I literally follow random people and only follow about 40! I dont even follow my own main account!

That’s weird. She is definitely spending more time on tattle than we are loser. I think someone needs to surgically remove her from that bogging couch

 

[Bogwoppit]

I don’t understand how a woman of her age cannot be left alone with her kids? I was 16 when had my first, no help from family my then partner out looking for work but I coped, I had no choice in the matter, yet at 31 she can’t be left with her own kids, Ronnie is crying out for some attention but she is just immune to it, Lonnie does not need to be in her arms 24/7, I just feel so sorry for Ronnie I really do, if you read this Hinch scoop that little boy up, cuddle him tight (without the phone in his face) & let him be a 2 yr old, mess can be cleaned up & lovely memories made along the way too, you will never get this time back!

 

[BeeHappy]

Mrs Hinch #406 - Hinch really is a silly mummy, fancy “forgetting” Ron had a dummy

Winning thread title by moi, thanks guysss my heart is grinning.

Recap

Jamie posted a video of his free musketeers ‘avin a warrrk.
This consisted of the oaf yelling Maaaaaaanzzzzz at little Ronnie who was on a buggy board of the pram that Sophie was struggling to push. Sophie was wearing her showbiz sunnies even though it was gloomy so the paps couldn’t see her.

Back at Castle Greyskull and Jamie wasn’t done with his updates for us so we were treated to a photo of Ron in his England kit (dad Is determined he’ll like footie) and a video of Henry with his knob out and a duck off Inch expression on his face.

He then uploaded a staged video of Sophie looking massively pissed off - though pensive and sad was probably what she was going for - sat in the gazeeeeebo from Ron’s party scrolling on her phone. We were supposed to believe she didn’t know he was filming her. This is a trick pulled out by Hinch and Inch when they’re after sympathy.

Gushing sheep flocked to say how much they miss Soph, her voice, everything! And Jamie continued to try and flog their crap podcast. It’s dead mate. Over. Gone.

As if by magic Little Lennie rewarded his mummazzzz with a perfectly timed “first smile” which was posted on her grid at 7pm on Thursday - prime engagement time, you learned fast little Len.
Sophie took to the comments to coo over her sheep and tell them how much she misses them and how hard it is looking after two kids - with only a stay at home witch / husband and Freda Fiddle Fingers on 24 hour call . She also claimed she smiles and cries every day.

She then posted a video of Ronnie who has in her words “decided to be a baby again” the little fella was rolling about on Len’s changing mat with a dummy in his mouth squealing. “He has never had a dummy before!” proclaimed Hinch despite the fact there’s been videos of him with one and there’s a photo of him with a dummy in his mouth on her grid.
Sophie doesn’t find the fact her toddler is clearly craving her attention an issue though, no she just cackles in his face as usual.

She rounded off Thursday evening with a schmaltzy quote about how great her sheep are / she is and a huge close up of Lennie hazzzz foooooootzzzzz.

On Friday Sophie’s BFF Stacey Solomon and her fiancé Joe Swash announced their baby is a little girl.
Hinch of course made the announcement all about herself, she was crying, but her heart was smiling!
She already has plans for the unborn child declaring Lennie & Princess Pickle will be a new double act like #RonAndrex.

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.

@Bunnykins you are Queen of the recaps!

 

[Lucas2018]

I’m due baby no2 in 5 weeks and already know for 100% fact my little boy will never feel pushed out or like he’s second best now a new baby has arrived! The thought alone of him ever feeling that way breaks my heart, I just feel sadness anytime you see a photo of Ronnie now

 

[Fleekon1]

Is anyone on TikTok follow Stacey Parr?
You have not seen manic, lunatic until you have watched her!!

I created a thread for her because she without a doubt deserves her own haha!
If you haven't watched her videos and lives, you need too! Its weirdly addictive and fascinating!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

You’ve given her an idea for her next Tesco Homeware ranch - a greige dilly dipper

Omg hahahaha that's killed me again today on here! If that's in her next range we know she's been reading here!!!
Dilly dipper. Hahahahahaha. This is why I love Tattle, the banter in just next level!

 

[Fleekon1]

Stacey Parr

ABOUT STACEY; Stacey is 34 years old from Liverpool. She has 2 children whom were removed from her care 7 years ago due to DV. However her family have disputed this reason via TikTok! Stacey has amassed a following of 14k plus due to her manic and highly fascinating videos about her EX partners...

tattle.life

Staceys thread!! You need to watch her vids on TikTok and Insta!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Inch grows longer with Freda the fondler...I'll get my coat

This needs to be added later in the thread as a suggestion for the next thread!!!

 

[ifimhonest]

Why is there a lamp on at 10am?? Pre records
or scared to open the blinds incase the paparazzi are watching guyyzzzz

 

[Latala]

Right, I’m going for a bingo!
I think as of Monday she will be back on insta full time, Stacey is getting too much exposure & Hinch knows if she doesn’t return then all her sheep will waddle on over to Stacey!
I expect she was hoping for another few weeks but her engagement figures are tit so she needs move now or that’s game over for her.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

"Nobody puts baby in the... Oh"...

Who puts their thumb up to pose for a photo when they are sleep? That's a new one on me.

 

[Danielle0120]

I’ve been blocked

What did ya doooo

 

[MrsHater]

I expect she was hoping for another few weeks but her engagement figures are tit so she needs move now or that’s game over for her.

One can dream right?

 

[Danielle0120]

No, its a completely different name and picture because its my little eye spy account haha!


Its made with a totally different email haha

HA! She has too much time on her hands, whatever you said is obviously the truth and it's really got to her. She's a sad woman

 

[Fleekon1]

HA! She has too much time on her hands, whatever you said is obviously the truth and it's really got to her. She's a sad woman

3rd account now hahaha!
It says something when my comment got a tit load of likes