Mrs Hinch #401 Stace is up the duff bet Hinch can’t get her new house fast enuff

[Andioooop]

Not much to say really they were walking, talking. She is very thin at the moment, leggings baggy on her legs. Outfit looked cheap. I don’t live in walking distance but fairly close and family live near her so I guess I was bound to bump into them sooner or later.

Did you get a glimpse of baby Lonnie? Did he look 3 weeks or 5 months? @HinchesSousChef

 

[fannysjohnny]

Not much to say really they were walking, talking. She is very thin at the moment, leggings baggy on her legs. Outfit looked cheap. I don’t live in walking distance but fairly close and family live near her so I guess I was bound to bump into them sooner or later.

I never seem to be in the right place at the right time.Saw Ma at the scan clinic per chance-day before she "allegedly" had Lon.
Haven't even seen inch nipping around a supermarket like a reject from the SAS

 

[Olivemaks]

This is why I think she was so obsessed with the cains. I don’t think she would wish anything like that on her own child but I bet she was jealous of the attention they were getting from all over the world (they even got The Rocks attention, remember how desperate she was for a repost from the kadashians after they posted about the Crystal febreze) and how much money they were able to raise for the baby in under 24 hours. And now the baby has passed the cains are a distance memory to her and she will never mention them again. She definitely wants that kind of attention which is why she lies so much.

I know exactly what you mean!! 100% agree!

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Just catching up on Saffiyya stories and her just being so open and honest with her emotions, I'm half expecting something similar from Hinch soon. She seems to be a little sheep herself following others.

 

[Hiyaguys]

Did you get a glimpse of baby Lonnie? Did he look 3 weeks or 5 months? @HinchesSousChef

I can confirm Lonnie was still in the newborn pram seat thing, although she will probably be putting him in it when he’s 1

I never seem to be in the right place at the right time.Saw Ma at the scan clinic per chance-day before she "allegedly" had Lon.
Haven't even seen inch nipping around a supermarket like a reject from the SAS

Wonder where Jamie’s been

 

[Islandhoppin]

Interesting speel by one of grinches greatest prodigy’s. Clearly doesn’t realise she’s actually referring to her great leader by this post

Just when you think they couldn’t be more delusional about their leader! Take a quick scan through her followers Hunnayz!

 

[Ellyoxox]

Did you see the post where SS says "I'm in my fluffy dressing gown that I could 100% live in forever if it was acceptable" throwing shade at MH for living in her dressing gown, do you think? lol

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

Did you see the post where SS says "I'm in my fluffy dressing gown that I could 100% live in forever if it was acceptable" throwing shade at MH for living in her dressing gown, do you think? lol

nope, I think they’re just as filthy as each other

 

[Hiyaguys]

Both of them in their dressing gowns for days on end am I the only one thinking the last thing I want right now is a dressing gown?! It’s bloody boiling down here

 

[Mab1994]

I feel if she had stuck to what she was good at (using that loosely) she could still have an insta career, due to the changing narrative around eco friendly products she could have begun to shift her cleaning styles, she would have still had cleaning content with the kids. Hints and tips on how to get stains off the wall or whatever when the kids are pushing the boundaries and drawing everywhere

But no, she has decided to try and copy other instragrammers but nothing sticks as it doesn't come natural to her, she's not a blogger she is a sales woman. I hate to say it but in the early days she was good at the cleaning stuff and the influencing because she was doing it as herself and not trying to be someone else.

She needs some confidence/conviction in what she does. If she spends the whole time trying to impress us tattlers or address our observations her time will be up fast, the less weird sheep will give up. Who wants to follow someone who tries to impress "trolls" but on the other hand is always crying and whinging about them.

Right now she's nothing without our observations!

Exactly!!! The day tattle goes off for 24hrs only, is the day we see Zoph's end. Easy as that. She survive off our nutsinezzzzz guyszzzzz

 

[Sausage90]

Who's sitting in a dressing gown for 2 days in this heat? Get showered and dressed, you'll feel much better about yourself. The hot shower might even soothe your mastitis Grinch - if you even have it...

 

[Loulou1009]

Mrs Hinch #401 - Stace is up the duff bet Hinch can’t get her new house fast enuff
Winning thread title by @Radders

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Quick recap

Vesticles finally made an appearance to show off his hoover lines, post pictures of Hinch and the boys on the sofa - she’s going to need surgical intervention to remove her arse from it - and to post videos of Ronsomes on days out with him which were supposed to recent but seemed to date back to colder days unless they wrap him up in a winter coat during a heat wave as part of some sort of toddler bikram yoga experiment.
This was all posted less than 4 hours after Tattle wanted to know where Jamie and Ron were. (They haven’t read here since the battle of Waterloo).

Hinch shared a weird in memoriam styleeee photoshopped fan pic of the famileeee complete with new addition of Lennie Henry. No idea why she didn’t get Freda Fiddle Fingers to take a snap but she laaaavs it so much it’s now her FB profile pic, even though the fan photoshopped Ron out and put Len in his place..

After people wondering why Mummaz and Lenor didn’t go out with Vest and Ron, Hinch took the boys out on an adventure - not really they walked round her housing estate.

BFF Stacey announced she was pregnant with another little Pickle. Hinch made her congratulations post all about her and how she knew about it before Stace announced it on the gram - guess what Hinch so did we Tattlers...

The following morning and after Hinch had probably spent the night in the dog’s bed, clawing her neck and sending “troll” messages to herself, she decided what she must do to try and upstage Stacey’s cute announcement posts. Yes, another black and white photo but this time both boys in matching gifted PJs along with another, completely uncalled for congratulations story for Stacey - please stop it’s excruciating.

In between all this there was various vacuous quotes, free gifts and schmaltzy music.
#EveryDayIsGifted

Love this recap!

 

[Jyhy1110]

Not much to say really they were walking, talking. She is very thin at the moment, leggings baggy on her legs. Outfit looked cheap. I don’t live in walking distance but fairly close and family live near her so I guess I was bound to bump into them sooner or later.

surely that can’t be good for her breast milk if she’s so thin and I’m guessing barely eating again? I wouldn’t know I’m a size 18 and didn’t breastfeed

 

[Cady1954]

IQ level of Hinch crew absolutely through the roof obviously

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Stupid bleep

 

[Char4649]

Who does this remind you of?

 

[HereForTheComments456]

surely that can’t be good for her breast milk if she’s so thin and I’m guessing barely eating again? I wouldn’t know I’m a size 18 and didn’t breastfeed

I don’t think your size affects your breastmilk. My sister in law was very slim and breastfed and she fed her son until he was almost 2. Your body will always make sure it has enough for the baby. But if she’s not eating right she may feel more drained and tired but her milk will still be nutritious for the baby. Even malnourished mums can breastfed their babies.

 

[Poppysmimi]

I googled her symptons and came up with the same!
(How you doing BTW?)

I’m doing well thank you Hopefully home tomorrow xx

IQ level of Hinch crew absolutely through the roof obviously

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duck me

 

[Jac In The Box]

When was the last time anyone saw the first born Not only has inch disappeared, our henners hasn’t been seen or mentioned

 

[blueshowbizz]

Oh yeah, when I was driving home from Sainsbury's yesterday, guess who was on the radio? It was only the original Lennie Henry! I was giggling to myself in the car before he even spoke a word And he has written a book, but take note Soph, it's not his autobiography because they are for when you are nearly dead. Pretty sure that applies to memoirs too.

Her career is nearly dead - does that count?

 

[BBC1HD]

I don’t think your size affects your breastmilk. My sister in law was very slim and breastfed and she fed her son until he was almost 2. Your body will always make sure it has enough for the baby. But if she’s not eating right she may feel more drained and tired but her milk will still be nutritious for the baby. Even malnourished mums can breastfed their babies.

If she isn't eating enough it will affect her supply. We all know she lives off mugshots and general slop