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The Hinhers are scrubbing while the hinches are grubbing
Buy all this stuff dont be afraid but make sure you Swipe up so I can get paid
Ebayers arriving now her bank accounts thriving
She will call you a bully or call you a troll but shes scrounging so much she may aswell be on the dole
Dont be fooled hinchers beware, dont spray that zoflora into the air.
She might seem ditzy but shes clever and shrew, all that money shes taking from you.