Mrs Hinch #389 Coming soon: The Alpacalypse. You have been warned

[ChunkyMonkey90]

And leave "Ash" and "Saf" alone. They are clearly not reaching out to you Sopha.. chuff off now you wench!!

On ITV Wales, we have a program called Coast and Country and they were showing off local Alpacas. All I could think of was Hinch she would not be able to cope with the up keep of them

 

[eggfriedrice]

I have not got a bleeping clue, looked like a changing matt to me woops!

I thought the same too!! Haha...
But on closer inspection it could be her rug? Who even knows with her anymore

 

[Fluffy20]

Might have been mentioned but did anyone notice the ‘mum’ cushion just put on a unit in Henry’s room? That was probably a Mother’s Day gift or something but I suppose she can’t put it in her bedroom as it’ll ruin the Instagram image. How sad

Yeah, I thought that. Why would you put a gift from your son in your dogs bedroom? (Which also begs the glaringly obvious question of “why the duck does your dog even have a bedroom?”)

 

[Hann98]

Sorry I didn’t mean to laugh but all the products cleaning influencers flog are rubbish, I know that’s when I finally woke up

Don’t worry I laughed so much when it happened pissed a little

 

[Andioooop]

I’m off for a look!!

i can’t find that specific corner dammit

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I thought the same too!! Haha...
But on closer inspection it could be her rug? Who even knows with her anymore

Ive checked. It’s her rug. It’s cos her bastard fireplace is central it looks odd to have a rug start half way in the reflection. But sadly it is her rug.
Anyway. We know all kids are kept BEHIND the sofa.

 

[Tui]

For ronnie or for baby hmmmmView attachment 568388

What is it?

also wish she would bloody stop posting about that poor baby

 

[Hann98]

Did you actually break your toe though or did you lie about it and start walking normally about five minutes later???

Oh tit you found out Nah my toes broke my little one x

 

[Andioooop]

What is it?

also wish she would bloody stop posting about that poor baby

I thought it was a changing matt. However it seems it’s her rug damn youuu!

 

[Cupboardshoes]

She needs to leave the mummy account to the likes of Giovanna Fletcher, Ladbabymum and Izzy Judd

You mean, people who actually mother their kids?
I spose Soph trying to be a mummy blogger is a lot like me trying to run a successful Instagram for my dog when I own a cat not a dog.

 

[horseybox1982]

Oh duck off

This. With bells on. She’s a bleeping twit.

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Anyone know of any other 'best selling' book that's ended up in Aldi bargain bins for 99p?? Anyone? ... no?

Even The DaVinci Code sells for more than that in the charity shop.

 

[LaTela]

Some sort of shrine to that little baby? What the f is she doing? Bereavement tourism. witch!

 

[Hann98]

I can’t believe she is still using baby a. It’ll deffo be mentioned on her announcement of CC2 if he is already born and is a month or so old “it just didn’t feel right guyzzzz”

 

[Fluffy20]

Tattle yesterday “Soph’s neighbours can’t stand her and will be over the moon when she fucks off and moves to Hinch Farm.”
Sopha today “Look how much my neighbours love me. Look how well we get on with our neighbours. Jamie and Ron have gone over the play in the neighbours garden. I know I’ve never ever mentioned it once since we moved in but we socialise all the time with the neighbours. The neighbours love me. They shout out to me when they see me at the window. The neighbours love me.”

 

[YorkshireTeaTime]

Even The DaVinci Code sells for more than that in the charity shop.

Cue her bringing out “the DaHinchi Code” to make some more dollar

 

[FancieNancy]

Sorry I know I'm late but when will this woman stop?! Leave. Baby. Azaylia. Out. Of. Your. Posts!! Sorry but she (Hinch) is just bleeping sick. Oh look at "our whole world our handsome boy" to then "sending love and strength" and tagging Azaylia's parents. Jesus bleeping wept woman SHUT THE duck UP!! sorry but this has really got to me

Obviously

 

[Likylockyloo]

Oh duck off

This has pissed me off! Here she is hiding her bump being so so secretive and then she jumps on this!!
A couple who clearly adore their child. She is pure evil!!! Leave them alone! It’s got nothing to do with you! Why she has to be in everyone’s business vile vile woman!

 

[Cupboardshoes]

Who mentioned the other day that she hasn't simply light a candle when others have despite having a billion candles in that house?!

You get a bingo hunnnn!

 

[Cabala]

And leave "Ash" and "Saf" alone. They are clearly not reaching out to you Sopha.. chuff off now you wench!!

On ITV Wales, we have a program called Coast and Country and they were showing off local Alpacas. All I could think of was Hinch she would not be able to cope with the up keep of them

She couldn’t cope with the upkeep of fish but she presumes she’ll be fine with alpacas?