Mrs Hinch #378 I've been accused of plagiarism, but that's their words not mine!

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Duejuly20

This!! Why does she never take the poor child anywhere fun? I have two under two but still manage to go places every week! I've never seen her take poor Ron to any toddler groups or days out. Always stuck in the garden or the local playground
 
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Feska

Absolutely ridiculous and OTT as usual. What is she thinking? How long is she going into hospital for? Surely she has OCD. She will be bringing all that home unused.
 
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Hilopicklelo

She's either got her wires crossed and has amnesia from first time around and think she's booked in for a good ol' Bannatynes Spa or she's expecting to be in for a couple of nights (c section).
 
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allforthegram

Sopha is the only woman to give birth you know, that’s why she’s so extra with the packing.
 
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Illgetthepopcorn

She actually wrote it on the post.........
 
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HinchesSousChef

None of her focus is on the baby. She’s spent the last 2 years not having to care for Ronnie (cos jamie and Ma do it for her) so she’s absolutely deluded about what happens when she has a new baby. Ffs I’m just sitting here remembering how I spent the entire day and night after I had my second (had to stay in because of meconium in the water or else I would have gone straight home back to my first baby!) just boobing the new baby constantly. I just about grabbed a quick shower and then that was it. Boob boob boob. I didn’t sleep. They forgot to feed me. My partner was snoring away in the chair next to me the entire time and that’s it. Bloody hell. No time for skin care fucking regimes or harem day wear. Black leggings & boobs out here love
 
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WorkingProgress

motherofdonkeys said:
Is she going on a spa day?
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It seems an awful lot of stuff. Does anyone know how long she was in for the first time round?
With my second it was a 6 hour discharge (we had to stay 8 hours waiting for a doc but they said second baby they aim for 6). I didn’t wash my hair during this time
 
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Hinchstergram

Her cleaning the pan must be a pre record as her tap doesn't have that crappy dangley thing on it, which she got a few days ago.
 
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allforthegram

Yes this!!
Like the fuck she think she’s going to be doing, your either boobing, changing a nappy, boobing, snoozing, boobing. You can’t even take a pee!! Let alone a skincare and full on fucking hair wash!
 
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Oneoddsock

mooseknuckle said:
A shower-cap?? She’s taking the fucking piss with this hospital stay. Why the shower-cap if you’re bringing shampoo?
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I said the same and was helpfully reminded that I packed a book ( first timer in my defense) but Jesus unless you have multiple showers per day, and let's face it with a newborn you're lucky to have more than one a week, that's just packing shit for the sake of packing.
 
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Gla30

She’s clearly expecting to be there for a few days, everyone knows after your first baby you barely get a chance to pee before they send you back home
 
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Sloppys

Sorry guyzz late to the party... TAP TODGER can’t stop laughing at that.
 
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peekaboo2

A f**cken eye mask that is all’s I’m saying I can’t be bothered with her she’s an absolute joke back to my I go have a lovely evening tattlers
 
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fikret4245

This disposable/throwaway/expendable attitude really annoys me.. why does she have to buy everything new it’s so unnecessary! Buying new bags to put things in, what’s wrong with a carrier bag? Buying new toothbrush, new everything why??? Where is the point in this? Just makes ‘hinchers’ feel inadequate for being normal about their hospital bags. Or decide to spend unnecessarily to be like her.. good old Mrs Consumerism
 
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Midget gem

Don't think she is having a c section. Why would she have the fanny spray thing?
 
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