Mrs Hinch #374 RIP Flip & Flop, not grey or #gifted so they got the chop

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Where I am your not allowed out of maternity, once your In your not allowed to leave, only allowed out for the likes of a cigarette or to the canteen. Although now we are allowed one visitor only but has to be the same one all the time, so they could bring you stuff if you forget it
 
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Why in the hell 8 outfits for the baby? I’m in the states, but surely your hospitals provide newborn onesies while there? No 2 too good for that?
No our hospitals in the UK don't usually provide babies with clothes, or not that I've ever heard of (unless in neonatal)
 
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I highly doubt he's sharing videos or photos of dancing with his dying daughter to show off his body! Every photo or video shown by him you can see how broken he is. Just by his eyes.
He's just being alot quieter than Saf.
 
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I wonder who will piss up the side of the olive tree first?
Henry or Jamie?
Hahaha don't, my husband's boss took her dog to work twice and once he cocked a leg and pissed up a plant in the office and the second time he shit in reception. Funny thing is he has the same name as one of the other directors... So when someone called his boss and said "**** has shit on the floor" everyone nearly died laughing
 
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No nothing, you have to take it yourself. Well I did some 18 yrs ago.
No nothing, not even nappies/wipes/cotton wool Ect. You used to be provided with baby milk but that stopped about 5 years ago due to NHS budget cuts
 
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Is he seriously making fun of her indoor tree??? Then posted the picture to make up for it? Also showed the one in the park to my husband and asked how far along he thinks she is and he said "this woman isn't pregnant, is she?".
 
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This made me snort. I didn't get even past "has the same name as..." without having to take a breather HOWLING
 
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Shouldn't be cleaning dog poo when pregnant

Shes definitely calling the baby something Peter rabbit related shes obssesed
My money is 100% of Benjamin. Or if the plot twist of it being a girl happens, Bunny
 
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Is she wearing a dressing gown to the park? Or is it another of her weird teddy bear leisurewear creations?
Thats what I thought too Also, if we are meant to believe that this stuff happens in a day then how many times a day do they change their clothes?
 
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This is a very trivial and petty thing to point out, but do they not go to bed at the same time?
I'd feel weird sat in the lounge alone when Mr Shoes went to bed? Plus I'd feel like an arsehole storming into the bedroom & getting ready for bed once he's already settled down? Even more so if he were pregnant and under doctors orders to rest

But Jamie's late night instaspamming feels like he's bored alone and spamming socials for attention (spose it's better than swiping through tinder or Willy Hill) Soph always does a "let your dreams be pillows and your footprints beat to the rhythm of your own heart drums. Goodnight x" a good hour sometimes 2 before Inch does his stories. I mean I don't expect her to have the 7pm bedtime she says she does. But, surely if she's clocked out of "work" and Ronbot is recharging for the Goodmorning from Ron and Hen shoot shite sleeping, it's relax and spend time with your spouse time, not share stories about your c*nting shodcast!

My money is 100% of Benjamin. Or if the plot twist of it being a girl happens, Bunny
Benji is my frontrunner!
 
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Yes! The fucking hairbrush
 
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to be honest i think its fair enough to provide your own its not like it is an unexpected thing that you may be unprepared for, I know in a few cases it may be but generally most people are prepared, but i do know it was very different a long time ago xx
 
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Why in the hell 8 outfits for the baby? I’m in the states, but surely your hospitals provide newborn onesies while there? No 2 too good for that?
Our hospitals provide nothing, for baby or mother. We have to take in literally everything we both need.
 
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Legend has it that early in the morning as the sun is rising over the tiny little village of maldonia, princess grinch wakes up and looks straight at this very quote. Printed by desenio and hung with pride of place , she is reminded to reach for her phone and search for new tattle updates from all the nusty trolls. She cannot get on with her day until she has done this as it’s the only way she can come up with some content which doesn’t include swipe ups and she feels like she is getting one over on all the trolls. But the trolls are a clever bunch and see through everything. Then lardsomes wakes up and needs feeding so she’s sends them boys down to live Groundhog Day over and over ....

yes I am very bored tonight
 

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