Mrs Hinch #36 Through the sunroof or out the flaps, don't fall into Mama Hinch's swipe up traps

[Imaweeble]

What’s the betting that Mothers Sunday lunch this week is pigeon pie?

 

[KawaiiAF]

Sneaky sneaky.

You cannot put AD where it is hidden behind the X on the stories. It has to be in clear view and should be the first thing you see.

Also- this IS a paid AD. NOTE - it does NOT state “ambassador of P&G” or “part of a wider partnership” or “not a paid ad”.

Yes! She always finds ways to hide the fact she is paid to promote everything! She's not being smart, she's just making herself look even more of a twunt than she already is.

I think she's low key terrified of her army finding out she's paid to advertise. She works over-time thinking of ways to shield the truth.

We all know she despises anything citrus, lemons & oranges are huge no-no's to her.

She once spent a chunk of time in a shop loudly declaring to everyone not to make the mistake of buying Lime instead of Pine toilet cleaner. She was holding up the boxes to compare the greens & really laid it on thick if you buy citrus you're life will be over practically, lol! She's so dramatic when it comes to avoiding citrus. Until P&G toss a few thousand her way, then she'll tell you to buy it.

 

[MrsD33]

Why is he in a rescue centre? Aren’t pigeons supposed to be free and do whatever they want?? I could understand if it was a stray dog or it was injured but I’m confused as to why he has to be rescued??

Thats what I was thinking! Poor Harv just cos he tit on her mams lamp gets put into care

 

[KawaiiAF]

I’ve popped on for the hilarious washing shoes sketch. They don’t arf know how to have a good time don’t they. I wonder if they hire themselves out for parties. I thought a hyena had swallowed Jimmy Carr . Get a grip yer twit

She sounds like she's on something half the time. That cackle over literally nothing at all. I don't think I could even raise a smile over someone cleaning their shoes with the wrong products.

Totally lacking in self awareness. She's mocking behaviour she does literally ALL THE TIME. Such as polishing glass with anti-virus Dettol spray & putting dishwasher tablets in the washine machine. Oh the irony !

 

[DAKJ]

He gives me the creeps!

Agree where Tom hardy came from I’ll never know

I live by MH and although it has been raining on and off today you can't really tell..oh and ignore the crappy flower (weed) box [emoji1787]

Like Hinch’s herbs

 

[MrsD33]

Dunno if anyone else feels the same but I’m really not interested in seeing the baby! I’ll be more interested to see if she shows all aspects of motherhood or only shows the good stuff. Personally I think we will only see the good side that makes her look like the perfect mother and him the perfect son. So other new mums feel inadequate and that they aren’t doing a good job. Not relatable at all!

I just want to see if he’s born with butterflies or if he gets gifted them on his first birthday

 

[Moreteaplease]

Her laugh sounded so fake in the stories where her dad is cleaning his shoes..

 

[PoppyR84]

Who knows with that family. Either that or he has been put up for sale by the mother.

Just spat my tea out

 

[Tobermory]

Thats what I was thinking! Poor Harv just cos he tit on her mams lamp gets put into care

It shouldn't have been allowed in the house in the first place. Flying rats!
Should have just stopped feeding it and left it alone.

 

[DAKJ]

Hope she doesn’t turn into another Fopp

Who’s fopp

 

[GroundedAngel]

Yes used hashtags and no insta not linked as far as I know

I’d guess from people following hashtags and seeing your grid posts?

 

[KawaiiAF]

Dunno if anyone else feels the same but I’m really not interested in seeing the baby! I’ll be more interested to see if she shows all aspects of motherhood or only shows the good stuff. Personally I think we will only see the good side that makes her look like the perfect mother and him the perfect son. So other new mums feel inadequate and that they aren’t doing a good job. Not relatable at all!

Same. I'd rather she keeps her private life private, however I'm not hopeful as she's already sold so much to do with him she's kinda made him public.

 

[MrsD33]

Yes used hashtags and no insta not linked as far as I know

Mines private and a lot of times when I start following a big account I get a lot of follow requests from the same sort of accounts.
I followed a chinese cooking account and had about 20 from chinese people

 

[Nunyabusiness]

Finally someone near me Most of these guys seem to be near each other and I thought I was left out but not anymore woo

I’m Wymondham not too far! hey guys

 

[Jyhy1110]

Dunno if anyone else feels the same but I’m really not interested in seeing the baby! I’ll be more interested to see if she shows all aspects of motherhood or only shows the good stuff. Personally I think we will only see the good side that makes her look like the perfect mother and him the perfect son. So other new mums feel inadequate and that they aren’t doing a good job. Not relatable at all!

Same I’m not interested in seeing the baby

I just want to see mumsnet rip hinch a new hole

(I am mean like that)

 

[Pinchme]

It was Florence Given! She is amazing!!

If I remember rightly she posted that and asked for votes, but when I went onto site she hadn't even got to the last 8 I think it was, she took the post down very very quickly after as if she would even think she would of made it into the final group

No Soph, you ain't that special, get over yourself

 

[Tobermory]

You mean this, that mysteriously appeared and then, minutes later disappeared, from her stories?!

@Pinchme

 

[Qwerty6337]

Whilst I applaud your open letter and support your message, I refute that the toxins are a cause of "neurodevelopment issues such as A.D.H.D, Autism, behaviour issues [..} dyslexia". I do not believe that this is factual and will follow up this post once I've found the supporting research papers.

I also refute this. I have read that they are a contributing factor however I refuse to accept it. I also pity her if she has a child with an ASD or ADHD because she couldn’t cope. She’s so shallow it wouldn’t fit her ‘perfect lifestyle’ and it’s not an easy task. And that comes from someone who has seen their own mum have two children with it, one who also has aspergers and shes literally fought tooth and nail for support for one of them through school, college and even adulthood

 

[Deany644]

She was telling it whilst touching her neck again, so yep I think killed by Zoflora or Fabreeze definitely, he ain't in no rescue center.
She is such a twit.

Who's Harvey

 

[BCFC]

I’d guess from people following hashtags and seeing your grid posts?

Maybe but tbh they're all travel pics as I'm away from the UK for a year, not sure they'd find my acc very interesting