How the hell could he not smell that it was disinfectant though?? The story can’t be true, surely?Imagine the taste of that omg
And the ‘before bed blast’, the sphonge, the window vac thing, her colouring book (29 she is btw) the sewing machine, and then good old minky...I agree. Her bestest most loved cloths hardly get a mention and there's been no 'putting her babies to bed'.
You’re hiding your bitterness very wellEntrance to the VIP thread? Oh wait . . .
One day you will get to join the important peopleEntrance to the VIP thread? Oh wait . . .
27 toad in the holesI wonder if she has packed another taffeta monstrosity for the birth, CarlcanonlydomessyhairdontcarehighponytailBembridge has been put on speed dial for an emergency French plait, it must be today as she has toned her make up down and is only wearing the 6pairs if eyelashes, she wants clear vision of the
Midwife spritzing down baba hinch with a diluted zoflora before he’s handed to mommas, Jamie will be too busy holding the correct lighting and making sure all is in sepia filter and Nanny will be baking 27 toad in the holes for the hungry paps outside . Watch and learn Meghan Sparkle like Markle
No I dont think it is. On those pages it's a competition on who can come up with the most ridiculous thing and get attention.How the hell could he not smell that it was disinfectant though?? The story can’t be true, surely?
If this doesn't win I'm fruit bowling the lot of youNext thread suggestion...
Daily Fail comments are restricted, baby Hinch about to be evicted?!
Has to be a joke surelyI’ll just leave these here....
I’ll just leave these here....
I’ll be honest I actually agree with not announcing that she’s going in for a C-Section. I didn’t announce that I was in labour to family (except telling my mum we went to hospital after 24hrs at home so could she feed the cats) because I didn’t want the constant checking up on us texts. I also felt quite pressured after a forceps birth to send out pictures/announce her name which meant I didn’t feel like it was on my terms.She will piss so many of her army off for keeping it a secret if she is going in to have baby today. Especially the doubters, and I reckon there’s a lot more of them after the last few days. If the mags get the baby pics first then thewill hit the fan. Since she proclaims to love them all so much but she can’t show them the first pics
ThisThe monotony of this woman’s account is on another level. I’m surprised she can keep people engaged and wanting more. Same stories every day! I mean, correct me if I’m wrong? How many times do we need to see a kitchen being cleaned (incorrectly I might add) a lounge being whizzed over, with Zoflora
And she thinks the whole “we scored” thing is hystericalI’ve only watched for 3 days and it’s the same thing! Eat cereal, pretend to walk the dog! Tick random things off in her book she copied from all the other Instagram accounts! Feel sad and low! Wait for husband to come home, then remind us all shes pregnant and try her hardest to make us laugh at the same joke she’s shared for 3 days running! I feel like she’s on repeat!
Fucking saddoI’ll just leave these here....
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