Exactly this.
She knows the insta cleaner bubble is about to burst. Every Tom, Dick and Jessie is now a cleaning guru.
Today on my day off, I am going round to 'bottom' my very elderly father in laws bedroom. Can I ask Soph how to get dried urine stains out of the mattress; How to freshen up his duvet and pillows without simply spraying febreze on them; How to clean the mildew from his unopened window sills; clean the nicotine stained walls/ceiling;
No, because I know how to do this, because either my mother showed me or I googled it. It will take me a good 2-3 hours to completely clean one room. I know he's minging, and to be honest, this is a 2-3 monthly job as it is grim, but the fact that he has agreed I can do it means I have to seize the moment.
Sopha and the likes with their Freshen up Fridays can chuff right off.
I will need a good hot shower and gin when i have finished, not a bloody tada list ticked off.