Mrs Hinch #329 To the sheep spying the Hinch thread, Soph buys bots cos her content's dead

[easeypeasey]

Oh lord, she’s got the elmlea and cherry tomatoes out again. Poor old Jamie’s digestive tract must be in worse shape than her en-suite shower.
i also have a horrendous feeling the gender reveal will be on Valentine’s Day. I can totally see some sickly sweet, over the top, love fest about how the baby is the best Valentine’s gift they could have gotten each other and how love conquers all and some other such nonsense. I’ll wait patiently for my bingo!

Yep! I've called this too! I predixted there would be a massive unnecessary show of wealth amount of red roses then a pink or blue one right in the middle with a "Omg guys it's been there all along I can't believe it" grid post


Editing to add: there's also the fac they've been decorating the nursery, with what seems to be a pink version of Ronrons room, for the last 3 weeks.

 

[mgh727]

ELMLEA ISNT CREAM.

BUY SOME DOUBLE/SINGLE CREAM FROM A COW. AN ACTUAL COW. SUPPORT A FARMER NOT AN OILY PLANT JUICE FACTORY!!!!!!!

(Zizzi pasta also contains Rose Harissa paste....Harissa added Rose in their teens)

 

[allforthegram]

Will she be that gross to do a disney throwback this time last montage.... followed by the grand gender reveal. I think so!

I’m going bingo on a Ron and Hen in matching outfits with “our new brother” or some tit like that.

 

[fannysjohnny]

Oh lord, she’s got the elmlea and cherry tomatoes out again. Poor old Jamie’s digestive tract must be in worse shape than her en-suite shower.
i also have a horrendous feeling the gender reveal will be on Valentine’s Day. I can totally see some sickly sweet, over the top, love fest about how the baby is the best Valentine’s gift they could have gotten each other and how love conquers all and some other such nonsense. I’ll wait patiently for my bingo!

Who remembers the Only Fools and Horses episode when Del boy is asked "well,what is it?" and he replies "it's a little baby".

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Can she only make a couple of meals and thats it? She makes one dish then it becomes a staple dish for the next year!!

Also thanks for the thread title
Old El Paso for everyone

 

[melisnusty]

I call the following - gold balloons saying 4M but they use them as a gender reveal they pop them simultaneously to show the sex.

It’s all content so will be done separately

 

[Astonishing]

jeeeeee
Hello you nasty lot
Been catching up and wowwww

lots to digest, she hit the big 4 mil hey?
No gender reveal though?

Well my tattlers I’ll get there first before she can steal my thunder

baby no.5 is a..........



I’m finally feeling better and will make sure I can get on here as much as possible again! Homeschooling is a witch as is being pregnant
Can’t lay around on my ass

Love to you all

 

[mgh727]

jeeeeee
Hello you nasty lot
Been catching up and wowwww

lots to digest, she hit the big 4 mil hey?
No gender reveal though?

Well my tattlers I’ll get there first before she can steal my thunder

baby no.5 is a..........



I’m finally feeling better and will make sure I can get on here as much as possible again! Homeschooling is a witch as is being pregnant
Can’t lay around on my ass

Love to you all

Congrats mama may I suggest the names Ronnie, Henry and Jamie??

 

[AllAboardTheBang]

Sorry I'm out of ideas. Pink stuff didn't work for me either, nothing did until the above. If I got them wet enough they stuck. I can admit when I'm out of my depth, not sure what else to try, sorry!

Or the Hinch answer: just cover it with sealant!

Bleach with bicarbonate mixed into a paste, whack it on and give it a scrub

 

[Fizzwhizz2020]

Oh lord, she’s got the elmlea and cherry tomatoes out again. Poor old Jamie’s digestive tract must be in worse shape than her en-suite shower.
i also have a horrendous feeling the gender reveal will be on Valentine’s Day. I can totally see some sickly sweet, over the top, love fest about how the baby is the best Valentine’s gift they could have gotten each other and how love conquers all and some other such nonsense. I’ll wait patiently for my bingo!

I actually think you might have called it!!

 

[Astonishing]

Congrats mama may I suggest the names Ronnie, Henry and Jamie??

I’ve already put forward vest Ron hen dave kieth but mr A isn’t having it

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

The tide is turning Hinch..

 

[Cupboardshoes]

Anyone else hoping now she’s reached 4 million she will do her reveal. The one we’ve all been waiting for. You know. THE ASTRO TURF

Or Flip and Flop's mausoleum in the veg patch.

 

[Susalu]

I take she’s going to pretend that she didn’t notice she’d reached 4million until all her followers started messaging

 

[DaveTheDuster]

Why do they only eat pasta? I mean I know it’s easy but what’s wrong with a little ham joint or a chicken joint? Chuck it in the oven and it’s done. You don’t need to be a chef to actually make things Sophie, sure you could cut a few potatoes up and roast them or even boil and mash them to go with it’s really not that difficult single mother here and do a meal every night whilst trying to keep my 2 year old alive whilst I do it.

 

[alba24]

Why do they only eat pasta? I mean I know it’s easy but what’s wrong with a little ham joint or a chicken joint? Chuck it in the oven and it’s done. You don’t need to be a chef to actually make things Sophie, sure you could cut a few potatoes up and roast them or even boil and mash them to go with it’s really not that difficult single mother here and do a meal every night whilst trying to keep my 2 year old alive whilst I do it.

But she’s just learning guyyzzz

 

[Blaggings]

Can’t quote @Havingasnoop123 from previous thread but saw that Clearblue is on the list of P&G products... made me think about her stories of the pregnancy test - she needed to put #ad!!

Edit: Oh sorry just saw @Sloppys said exact same thing. Should catch up before I type

 

[keytotruth]

Is it just me that's never had mouldy grout anyway I have silicone just took it out and had re masticked but never mouldy grout in any of the homes iv lived in

 

[Lilograce]

Sorry to talk cleaning but when you can’t get decent hints off of cleaning queens I need to come to real people......what about shower grout when things like cotton pads won’t stick? Pink stuff doesn’t work for me

One sheet of toilet paper, fold it into a long strip, soak it in bleach.....stick to grout. If you do it in the morning should be ready to wash down by the evening. Open window when you start.
I'm no cleaning influencer but it works for me.

 

[stap128]

Can Anyone send the photo of the mould in the en-suite I’ve missed it?? So disgusting either way but want to see it. She never cleans the bloody plug hole either I do mine daily in the shower as I’m paranoid about it