Wowsers, you stop reading for a few days and it takes a week to catch up
Ok, I'm trying to remember random points from previous comments but brain has gone dead now.
Oh yeah, so men at baby showers... So forever ago the origins of hen parties and baby showers was at a time when women were virgins when they married and quite literally had never been kissed, so before the wedding the women of the family / village would sit the woman down and basically teach her the birds and bees and that if he wanted to shove it up her chocolate starfish then she should just go with it
Similarly, when it came to her being due to have her first child, the women of the village / family would sit her down and politely inform her that she would most likely tear her vajayjay all the way up to her aforementioned chocolate starfish, so again, just go with it.
So originally no men would ever be at these occasions, and that part of the tradition has remained. Although now it is all about outdoing the previous occasion and spending more and more of crap and tat for no reason whatsoever. (Or not spending in Hunchbacks case)
Point 2:
duck me Jamie's is one fugly bloke with no dress sense (sorry, but he really does make me want to vomit)
3: I only follow her for shits and giggles, so if I unfollowed I know I can still see her grid posts or pinned stores but how do I get to see her normal day to day stories that she doesn't pin? As I really want to unfollow (may go out in a blaze of glory and tell her what a freeloading bikey she is first though) but I am also addicted to watching the car crash that is her poor sad pathetic life. (Yes I am evil, deal with it, I have)
4: She is a freeloading
twit.
5: As the resident environmental scientist in the forum I am getting more and more sick to the stomach with both her and her sheep and it really is making feel so sad to keep seeing the amount of waste, single use plastic, chemical pollution, exploitative nature by ordering cheap rat from China to her sheep's gullible nature.
6: She really is a
twit.
7: I've been crying laughing at some of the comments lately, you have all surpassed yourself and I wish I could hug you all
) you’d see him joking about how every album he signs is getting him £10 and how he’s gonna be a millionaire etc and I couldn’t like him more. I know it’s not the same situation but just feel his kind of honesty and personality go a long way in a world full of fakers. 
the mind boggles!
