Mrs Hinch #30 While Mr Hinch has a noisy slash, Mrs Hinch keeps upping their cash

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Who wants a Tattle party? Start calling places and ask them to gift things saying it’s for Mrs Hinch. We all meet at the venue and see what arrived 😂😂😊
 
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Graze tables give me the boak; just imagine all those picking fingers over the food, nasty.

Looking at her hashtag, she had so much more gifted than she thanked people for. Handmade at HC made jars, the cake company also made cupcakes, no doubt trace gave her a fresh set of talons and bet there was so much more. Why was there no outfit for Jamie?

Get ready for the baby shower video with accompanying cringe soundtrack leading up to the Second Coming’s birthday.

Found her making dreams come true and changing lives for small businesses spiel so so patronising.
 
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A bit of zoflora will heal a tear up in no time. [emoji23]
I remember my gran suggested a bath with liquid savlon to help heal my cut and my bits up. Oh did it burn though but she was right. It did help. 10 minutes a day for a week. I am sure zoflora will do the job on Mrs Hinch. She can get more #ad money too. Some mountain air smelling vayjayjay too. [emoji23]
Or a Dettol bath. Saw someone post about them on one of the fb sites. Is that really a thing????
 
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I reckon the most Trace did was send the invites once they'd be #gifted. Then possibly show people to their seats. No way was that a surprise baby shower, or one she didn't have a hand in. It was too orchestrated and exactly the same as a wedding. She organised that and decided the theme beginning to end
Absolutely. A surprise baby shower you end up turning up looking like crap because your mates told you were off for coffee 😂 I’m sure if it was a surprise she’d have a video of her reaction and some tit quote like ‘omg I’m such a lucky girl I can’t even begin to thank everyone. I never expected this’ not to be sat at a doggy picnic in your dress hours before
 
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Can we also stop with the fanny tears. This isn’t mumsnet and doesn’t really need to be discussed. If I wanted to know personal details I’d go on the hinch page and reignite the post about how you clean your sheets after sex
 
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TRHOH has spoken about the baby shower on her stories 😁.

As for Trace the Nails organising the whole shebang, does she actually think anyone will believe that .

Jesus , she’s got a really low opinion of her followers if she thinks they’ll fall for that utter tripe.
 
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Even with the gretal filter on she looks dog rough this morning. Just goes to show how much she trowels on the make up 🤣🤣
 
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Assuming she is booked in for a c section because of her complications and being high risk?
No (I have factor v myself ) she would be at higher risk of blood clots having surgery being pregnant etc rather than having a vaginal delivery. However mental health conditions are considered when electing to have a c/s so may use this as a reason ... which is a valid reason for many women
 
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Or a Dettol bath. Saw someone post about them on one of the fb sites. Is that really a thing????
As long as it’s antiseptic Dettol and not disinfectant Dettol. [emoji23] I thought my gran was crackers when she suggested it but she was a midwife back in the 50s so it was old school that why I gave it a try.

I can honestly see people having baths with a few drop of zoflora so they can smell like it all day. If they can put them in their oil burners then I can see them doing it in their baths too. [emoji2358]

I’ve seen a few mentions of people being rather poorly while ‘hinching’ then when they stopped flinging mixed chemicals all over the place they got better. I already have an autoimmune disease and when I was a part of the cult I felt my breathing got much worse than it usually is, almost like asthma. Within a week of stopping the ‘hinching’ it stopped. Also my daughters chronic eczema was on constant flare up mode, weeping and oozing at times. I felt terrible when I realised I was causing that, as soon as I went back to the eco cleaners and using natural ingredients to clean the flare ups went back to their normal levels. NHS is going to be snowed under with all the illnesses this bloody ‘hinching’ is causing people. Like they aren’t under pressure as it is already.
 
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Can we also stop with the fanny tears. This isn’t mumsnet and doesn’t really need to be discussed. If I wanted to know personal details I’d go on the hinch page and reignite the post about how you clean your sheets after sex
Read that as 'fanny 😥 tears' 😂
 
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Off topic kinda but my mother in law has just gave me hinch’s Book! Ahhhhhh
 
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So allegedly Trace (the bestie not the mop) organised the baby shower? Bollocks.
Unless of course she is on the Hinch Ltd payroll, as are possibly all her "friends" and family. That would explain why no one comes out with the truth?
‘The bestie not the mop ‘

You’ve killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahaaa
 
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Apparently Trace organised the shower. Yeah of course she did, little ole Trace who does you're tacky nails pulled all that together. Pull the other one 🐂💩
 
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Got to thank the hot cross mum for letting us all know about tattle. Never heard of it before she went off on one. Would NEVER have seen the light so thankyou!! Now I can start saving my money instead of spending it on pointless, worthless cr*p...bye Mrs Hinch and all those other "insta famous" parasites!! 👋👋👋
 
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I reckon the most Trace did was send the invites once they'd be #gifted. Then possibly show people to their seats. No way was that a surprise baby shower, or one she didn't have a hand in. It was too orchestrated and exactly the same as a wedding. She organised that and decided the theme beginning to end
I reckon the most Trace did was attend and pose for a pic as part of the advertorial. Just because a caption says something doesn’t mean it’s true 😂😉🙄
 
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