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Cleanoutyourpockets
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Hush little hansomes dont say a word
Mammas playing with this filthy bird
And when that filthy bird flys away
I'm gonna leave you on your birthday
When I come back well go on a run
You wont go again once baby comes
With CIF bathroom wipes I'll change his bum
Even though I claim to have none.
I wont tuck you in or hold your paw
All the zoflora has your eyes burnt raw
So hush little handsomes and dont be sad
Never mind me you'll always have dad.
Mammas playing with this filthy bird
And when that filthy bird flys away
I'm gonna leave you on your birthday
When I come back well go on a run
You wont go again once baby comes
With CIF bathroom wipes I'll change his bum
Even though I claim to have none.
I wont tuck you in or hold your paw
All the zoflora has your eyes burnt raw
So hush little handsomes and dont be sad
Never mind me you'll always have dad.
So here is how her having the baby is going to go:
- If she is having an elective section, she won’t let her ‘best friends’ know the date. She’ll just disappear
- If she isn’t having one and spontaneously goes into Labour, her ‘best friends’ won’t know. She’ll just disappear
- If she’s going into get induced, she won’t tell her ‘best friends’ when, she’ll just disappear
- Once the baby is born, she’ll start to drip feed her ‘best friends’ that she’s been away and something very exciting has happened (
Oh I wonder what it could be?!?)
- Once the baby is born (and she has finally announced it), she won’t show her ‘best friends’ any photos for days and days. Every day she will milk it a bit more. Maybe a photo of a sleepsuit, getting his bath ready, photo of his foot or of him swaddled without actually showing his face.
- Once the baby is born, she won’t tell her ‘best friends’ his name. She’ll refer to him as handsomes and dorgeous mans only. She’ll milk that for all it’s worth too.
- She’ll finally (after lots of drip feeding) reveal him to her ‘best friends’ in a perfect photo shoot, with his perfect outfit, showcasing how perfect SHE is (because let’s face it, it’s not about that poor little baby)
I can honestly see it already. Everything is a big secret, her ‘best friends’ are not allowed to know the full story until she has concocted the prefect picture and caption and the suspense has been built up to tipping point (and even then, she doesn’t tell the full story) All the ‘sneak peeks’ and ‘drip feeding’ (flash backs to her hospital admission) just screams attention seeking and there is nothing more irritating than a social media attention seeker.
- If she is having an elective section, she won’t let her ‘best friends’ know the date. She’ll just disappear
- If she isn’t having one and spontaneously goes into Labour, her ‘best friends’ won’t know. She’ll just disappear
- If she’s going into get induced, she won’t tell her ‘best friends’ when, she’ll just disappear
- Once the baby is born, she’ll start to drip feed her ‘best friends’ that she’s been away and something very exciting has happened (
Oh I wonder what it could be?!?)- Once the baby is born (and she has finally announced it), she won’t show her ‘best friends’ any photos for days and days. Every day she will milk it a bit more. Maybe a photo of a sleepsuit, getting his bath ready, photo of his foot or of him swaddled without actually showing his face.
- Once the baby is born, she won’t tell her ‘best friends’ his name. She’ll refer to him as handsomes and dorgeous mans only. She’ll milk that for all it’s worth too.
- She’ll finally (after lots of drip feeding) reveal him to her ‘best friends’ in a perfect photo shoot, with his perfect outfit, showcasing how perfect SHE is (because let’s face it, it’s not about that poor little baby)
I can honestly see it already. Everything is a big secret, her ‘best friends’ are not allowed to know the full story until she has concocted the prefect picture and caption and the suspense has been built up to tipping point (and even then, she doesn’t tell the full story) All the ‘sneak peeks’ and ‘drip feeding’ (flash backs to her hospital admission) just screams attention seeking and there is nothing more irritating than a social media attention seeker.
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Qwerty6337
Chatty Member
I’m annoyed, no rhyming from me this time. Just pure honest opinion for a thread suggestion
Fuck off Soph. You’re full of shit you spoilt brat
Fuck off Soph. You’re full of shit you spoilt brat
sunshinelady
New member
Hi I’m new here 
The way she treats Henry....wow. I have an 11 week old baby and before him my 2 year old shihtzu was my baby. I still love her of course but you don’t realise how quickly other things take priority.
Henry is a dog. He has his own room, his own bed, he is treated like the king of the house. When that baby comes how is he going to react? When he’s trying to climb all over her when she’s trying to feed the baby, when she can’t ‘tuck’ him into bed because the baby just won’t give her time to do that. It’s absolutely mad.
I don’t think she realises how much time babies actually take up. It can get to 8pm sometimes and the only productive thing I’ve done all day is sterilise bottles, but the baby is clean, fed and happy. I haven’t got time to be pining toilets and zofloraing my arsehole. It irritates me so much I really hope other mums aren’t watching her thinking they need to keep up with her unrealistic lifestyle.
I can’t wait to see how she gets on with these Hinching lists with a newborn.
The way she treats Henry....wow. I have an 11 week old baby and before him my 2 year old shihtzu was my baby. I still love her of course but you don’t realise how quickly other things take priority.
Henry is a dog. He has his own room, his own bed, he is treated like the king of the house. When that baby comes how is he going to react? When he’s trying to climb all over her when she’s trying to feed the baby, when she can’t ‘tuck’ him into bed because the baby just won’t give her time to do that. It’s absolutely mad.
I don’t think she realises how much time babies actually take up. It can get to 8pm sometimes and the only productive thing I’ve done all day is sterilise bottles, but the baby is clean, fed and happy. I haven’t got time to be pining toilets and zofloraing my arsehole. It irritates me so much I really hope other mums aren’t watching her thinking they need to keep up with her unrealistic lifestyle.
I can’t wait to see how she gets on with these Hinching lists with a newborn.
Brummiebird
VIP Member
Baby showers are a load of self indulgent wank at the best of times but this one just takes the (gifted biscuit).
Wouldn’t shock me to hear all
the guests went home with a gift bag containing her book, discount voucher for a shark hoover and a bottle of Flash.
Wouldn’t shock me to hear all
the guests went home with a gift bag containing her book, discount voucher for a shark hoover and a bottle of Flash.
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PersistentHamster
Member
I made this mistake for the couple of months I was sucked into her hole of madness. Both my partner and I had serious sinus issues, hacking coughs, daily migraines etc and my doctor said 'have you introduced any new products into your home that could be causing this' that's when I realised it was all the fucking overusing Zoflora, bloo powder, caustic chemicals etc. I had been cleaning my house for years with no problems, yet when I tried this 'extreme' cleaning with a billion products, I ended up hurting not only myself but my partner too (who is also an athlete so that adds to my horror).
Safe to say I am back to using very diluted Zoflora to disinfect only as I have for years, and not using stupid crap on the rest of my home .
I always thought I was one of those people who would never get sucked into stuff like this, and I've always been houseproud, but becoming disabled, immunosuppressed, having to leave my job, and spiralling into depression made me think I had to do these things to project that I was on top of everything. It gave me a sense of community too in a weird way. It scared me how easily it sucked me in, and I feel like a right numpty now.
Anyway, my first post has been a biography, so I apologise, but I had to get it out
and it's been a delight reading through all 30 threads over the last few days I suddenly have more time now.
Sengajenga
New member
A GRAZING TABLE. I’m sorry, when did we stop calling it a buffet.
Unicornishpastie
VIP Member
Thread suggestion...Graze table bought by Lady Muck, the rest was all gifted, she don’t give a fuck!
Pinchme
VIP Member
Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, well well well, so you didn't like my reply to one of your "hinchers" saying you didn't pay for your hideous baby shower, and so you BLOCKED ME!! And there's me thinking you are such a great person, when really you are a nasty bitch.
You must of blocked loads today as the penny is dropping with people, just how greedy, nasty, greedy, fake, greedy, sick, greedy, you are.
But I've also got 3 other insta accounts
so still 
You must of blocked loads today as the penny is dropping with people, just how greedy, nasty, greedy, fake, greedy, sick, greedy, you are.
But I've also got 3 other insta accounts
so still antisocialmedia
VIP Member
Can I take a moment to let you all know how grateful I am for this actual community! Uniting in distaste of this manipulative woman. It is more of a friendship group than what she has with her shoppers, soz Hinchers...
We need some sort of bullet list to put at the beginning of threads for people to read through before they come in with their mad theories.
Example
Example
- Hinch's first name is Sophie - True
- Hinch's maiden name is Shamalamadingdong - False
- Hinch is not really pregnant - False
- Hinch is an Alien from the Planet Zoltar here to destroy Earth one cleaning product at a time - Up for Debate
- The dog is named Henry - True
Why doesn’t she understand that the image she tries to portray and the things she actually does don’t correlate?
She cannot say that she’s so anxious, that she loves being at home more than anything, that she’s not like a ‘typical’ 29 year old who goes clubbing all the time etc, then throw herself such an ostentatious affair like this.
Sure, she can say that her friends organised it for her. But come on - if she really had anxiety to the extent she claims, why would her friends throw her something like this? They wouldn’t. If she really was poor little anxious Sophie, this baby shower would have been at someone’s house, or a restaurant/cafe. Not at a wedding venue with a professional photographer.
I don’t know if it’s because I’m heavily pregnant myself, but she’s making me so angry lately. I’m so thankful that this isn’t my first pregnancy because I would find it so hard not to compare my life to hers. I’m worried for all her young followers who are on their first pregnancy, and might be worrying that they don’t have pristine, perfectly folded white sleepsuits in a £1000 set of drawers, or £90 mobiles hanging above their cots.
Everyone’s right - she’s just not relatable. And I don’t know what Gleam are playing at, as her demographic is the women she’s currently alienating.
She cannot say that she’s so anxious, that she loves being at home more than anything, that she’s not like a ‘typical’ 29 year old who goes clubbing all the time etc, then throw herself such an ostentatious affair like this.
Sure, she can say that her friends organised it for her. But come on - if she really had anxiety to the extent she claims, why would her friends throw her something like this? They wouldn’t. If she really was poor little anxious Sophie, this baby shower would have been at someone’s house, or a restaurant/cafe. Not at a wedding venue with a professional photographer.
I don’t know if it’s because I’m heavily pregnant myself, but she’s making me so angry lately. I’m so thankful that this isn’t my first pregnancy because I would find it so hard not to compare my life to hers. I’m worried for all her young followers who are on their first pregnancy, and might be worrying that they don’t have pristine, perfectly folded white sleepsuits in a £1000 set of drawers, or £90 mobiles hanging above their cots.
Everyone’s right - she’s just not relatable. And I don’t know what Gleam are playing at, as her demographic is the women she’s currently alienating.
Gillybean42
VIP Member
Am I the only one who’s heart didn’t melt at Henry’s birthday photos?? I just saw a poor dog, off it’s face on zoflora fumes looking miserable with a party hat on. And he’s probably ended up with a sore belly with all the food he was given!
Paws4thought
New member
AmberSpyglass
VIP Member
Mrs Hinch , the doyenne of low budget shopping doesn’t do low budget for her own events ,as shown she wants luxury and expense.
She’s such a manipulative fraud.
She’s such a manipulative fraud.