So here is how her having the baby is going to go:
- If she is having an elective section, she won’t let her ‘best friends’ know the date. She’ll just disappear
- If she isn’t having one and spontaneously goes into Labour, her ‘best friends’ won’t know. She’ll just disappear
- If she’s going into get induced, she won’t tell her ‘best friends’ when, she’ll just disappear
- Once the baby is born, she’ll start to drip feed her ‘best friends’ that she’s been away and something very exciting has happened (
Oh I wonder what it could be?!?)
- Once the baby is born (and she has finally announced it), she won’t show her ‘best friends’ any photos for days and days. Every day she will milk it a bit more. Maybe a photo of a sleepsuit, getting his bath ready, photo of his foot or of him swaddled without actually showing his face.
- Once the baby is born, she won’t tell her ‘best friends’ his name. She’ll refer to him as handsomes and dorgeous mans only. She’ll milk that for all it’s worth too.
- She’ll finally (after lots of drip feeding) reveal him to her ‘best friends’ in a perfect photo shoot, with his perfect outfit, showcasing how perfect SHE is (because let’s face it, it’s not about that poor little baby)
I can honestly see it already. Everything is a big secret, her ‘best friends’ are not allowed to know the full story until she has concocted the prefect picture and caption and the suspense has been built up to tipping point (and even then, she doesn’t tell the full story) All the ‘sneak peeks’ and ‘drip feeding’ (flash backs to her hospital admission) just screams attention seeking and there is nothing more irritating than a social media attention seeker.