So that’s how Sopha stays so slimThat profile pic nearly made me puke up my roulade
Hello tattle bastards, let’s get this to 300 for 2021!
What was the moment you realised that hinch was an utter twat?
Bit creepy ain’t it?Noooooo your profile pic!
I might ask to borrow Johnny VegasLiffe then to get these Xmas pounds shiftedWhen she put the H in brick on her house, saying she would never be moving. It’s not Buckingham Palace, it’s in the middle of a fucking housing estate. I’d say her neighbours despise her
So that’s how Sopha stays so slim
Poor Nigel ain’t returning in Jan. He’s been signed off with exhaustion from all Shadys emails!I predict:
- Henry being told to go on a diet by the vettttttt who is a trolllllll
- Ronnie getting packed off to nursery because she can't cope
- House move, but I really hope I'm wrong on this one, because I don't want to watch her compare 50 shades of grey (settle down Inch, not tonight)
- Jamie adding to his collection of resistance bands
- the pergoooola falling in (okay, getting wishful now, but anyway)
- A ridiculous over the top pregnancy announcement, with the usual shitty music, and then we'll have to suffer through the months of her being off her rocker on hormones as well as her usual nonsense
- @shadyessex33 finally breaking poor Nigel at the ASA and getting him to join us here
Bring on 2021, nusty trolls!
I imagine when she moves she’ll want one of those blue signs outside, like Shakespeare has on his houseWhen she put the H in brick on her house, saying she would never be moving. It’s not Buckingham Palace, it’s in the middle of a fucking housing estate. I’d say her neighbours despise her
It was a gradual thing for me, I used to come home from work absolutely bolloxed and see her tip her freebies out, all her gifted stuff, and her saying how much she larrvvved her latest ebay tat. She just irritates the fuck out of me...Hello tattle bastards, let’s get this to 300 for 2021!
What was the moment you realised that hinch was an utter twat?
Minor mention for ‘Action for Children Fran’Thanks @mammaof3
From previous thread, some characters (real and imagined). There must be more. So far we have:
Laura with the big kitchen
Becky with the big wardrobe
Maxine the superfan letter writer (Sopha)
Dear old Nigel from ASA
editing to add:
Joanne from Pampers
? From Pinkstuff
did the imaginary nurse who offered shopping have a name?
whats the story about trace being in the loft?Not my dining room table thoughyeah, house move on the cards though, she’s already run out of content, unless loft is next job! Is Trace still up there??
Similar! For me it was coming back from work (I work in the nhs) then seeing this vapid idiot clapping for us after she’d spent the day doing absolutely nothing and getting paid an average band 5 salary for a year in one day!
It was a gradual thing for me, I used to come home from work absolutely bolloxed and see her tip her freebies out, all her gifted stuff, and her saying how much she larrvvved her latest ebay tat. She just irritates the fuck out of me...
She went off radar for ages, someone (not sure which tattle bastard) suggested she was in the loft. She was up there creating a memory corner! If my memory serves me right?whats the story about trace being in the loft?I always see it mentioned, but ain’t got a clue
Sorry to hear about your shitty day. Working in retail is no picnic, and we would be lost without you. Those skills you have developed by not rising to the bait with rude customers and unappreciative managers will be valued in other jobs, so hopefully you can find something where you are valued in 2021*Deep sigh* I've had to come on for a wee rant. I can take a lot of things in my stride but I have to let this out to someone before I cry or scream. I work in a supermarket which probably says it all but today I have really struggled due to rude customers and a bully of a manager. I work on a meat and fish counter and today whilst I was cutting a steak earlier this afternoon, a customer remarked, "My knives at home are probably sharper than yours and you've cut one steak thinner than the other, I should have just cut it myself at home!" I just glared at her yet the temptation to say something was too much. I know we're supposed to remain professional at all times, especially in challenging situations, however we're only human at the end of the day and if someone is going to be rude to me for no reason I'm not going to stand for it.
I had already warned her that the steak was going to be tricky to cut!At the end of the day I just laugh at the pettiness of it all, there are literally thousands of people dying and you're complaining about a steak, get a life! On top of that the bully manager overheard me and my colleagues discussing the rude customer and he came out with, "discussing it on the shopfloor is unprofessional!" Sadly not many of the managers in our shop have our backs when it comes to rude customers so we're expected to kiss their backsides and just put up with the abuse!! People in retail really aren't paid enough for half the crap they have to put up with! I don't really know what to do because I work so hard in my job, I take great pride in it and the majority of customers love me as I'm kind and helpful but I rarely receive thanks or appreciation from management for my efforts. I feel like my lazy colleagues get all the credit whilst the hard workers get nothing. I know all retail is basically the same but the company I work for is a high end supermarket that prides itself on how it looks after it's staff. What a joke!
Sorry, I just had to vent to someone as my partner is never really that interested and that's the other thing - I need this job sadly as he lost his back in June! Next year I must look for a new job, I deserve better. I tried to keep this short but once I start ranting that's it!
I believe it was MimiThanks @mammaof3
From previous thread, some characters (real and imagined). There must be more. So far we have:
Laura with the big kitchen
Becky with the big wardrobe
Maxine the superfan letter writer (Sopha)
Dear old Nigel from ASA
editing to add:
Joanne from Pampers
? From Pinkstuff
did the imaginary nurse who offered shopping have a name?
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