Mrs Hinch #297 Fleece, Ad and Grab (Feliz Navidad)

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So she has set the table for the 3 of them but why does it look like its set up for 6. Hmm somethings not right, Soph are you lying again!!!
 
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It’s all set for her, Jamie and Rocky. Yet there are 6 place settings? Even in a restaurant they move the settings that aren’t being used!!! Not a fucking clue has she. Loving the swingers grass in the vase. Very festive
 
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she’s shown this years christmas table... Who mentioned it?? she doesn’t read here does she
Why wouldn't she put away the other three table settings? Mind you, why would you leave a table set up all the time. Bizarre!!
 
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She probably saw a dead spider in one of the plates and started slapping her face so decided to leave them be
 
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How many pairs of pyjamas? The black ones with writing on same as SS. Then those Christmas ones. More sleepwear than George ffs. Such a waste in my opinion. It’s not a fashion show
And don’t get me started on that poor lad RonJonMcShouty. He’s bored rigid. Toys behind the couch, can’t even sit on it and can’t touch the tree. No wonder he screams. Pure frustration
 
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So the fact that there’s a pandemic is starting to sink in now is it? Because she can’t have her over the top Christmas table like last year?? This is the first time the pandemic has affected her life... numerous trips away, shopping trips, lunches out, halloween event at the railway, Lapland UK... all in the midst of a pandemic. Nothing changed for her. She actually went out more than she ever did before!

However... 9 months after the first lockdown, she can’t have her insta perFICKt Christmas and so it’s just starting to sink in that life is different. Praise fucking be! It’s a Christmas Miracle!
 
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Table set for 6 but no cutlery
Our table is set for 3 - it has 3 place settings. It won't be tarted up for Christmas Dinner until tomorrow as we have to eat dinner tonight first
 
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She has no room in the kitchen cupboards to put the crockery because they're chock full of Heinz soups and Mugshots! To be fair though Shady, they'll not even use one place setting tomorrow because spaghetti hoops in a jug take no real space up and an Ella's pouch will be poured down Ronalongadingdontenthousandpairsofpyjamas' throat without it touching the sides! Hopefully she'll find space for her Robinson's bottle that she never goes anywhere without! All the vest! xx
 
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Just another excuse to show off last years monstrosity again..... fuck off do we believe there’s just 3 of your for Christmas best joke of 2020 there!
 
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Erm so where are the ‘mrs/mr hinch believes’ that went in the Christmas Eve crate? I know she’s full of shit but it’s definitely Christmas Eve today....how many pairs of bloody pyjamas do they need?
 
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If the poor kid could talk he would be telling her to shut her pie hole
 
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Last years v this years table setting.

Soph, So the table setting situation is not ideal for you! - it's bitter sweet - bear in mind some people can't make memories next year, because they are dead.

Be grateful for what you have, ffs. Muppet.

 
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