It can buy a table that you can leave all laid out for 6 people at all times and NEVER bleeping USE!
She probably tips the contents down the drain, fills the bottle with something she likes and just pretends. She can't open her gob without lies falling out of it, so I don't trust anything she says or does.
See that, Sopha? THAT is a hamper! Not a cardboard box filled with shredded orange paper. But seriously, who wants to win a hamper of cleaning stuff & that book?
I have been in some very posh/upper class houses/fancy houses (as a cleaner with my mother) and the only time you saw the tables all laid out was for an event.
I finally listened to her first book
Thankfully my name not on there
Vom Lardy would give me nightmares for years to comeThank you! Was driving me mad trying to figure it out!
I thought that too
Because obviously if you’re watching on Instagram you’ve never used a website before
Luckily he’s not old enough to recognise her handwriting. We had a big blackboard on the wall of my girls’ bedroom & it was my job to creep in & write a message from Santa in the almost pitch black. The most important part was disguising my handwriting, which was truthfully easier to do without light. But the last thing we wanted was for any of the kids to know Mum wrote it, not Father Christmas. That thought will never enter her vacant head. It’s not hard, Sopha, put your child first, think about the little details now because you’re going to need them later
Yet another massive car crash of a cock up for her!!!! Bet she got a telling off for revealing it before it's actually released.
I can honestly say I’ve never smiled at a pile of washing. Muttered, “bloody hell, not more washing!” for sure, never smiled. And it has never occurred to me to pile it up, put a star & ribbon on it, take a pic & share it for the world & his mother to see. WTF is wrong with this
My Moo barks at anyone, the postman, my neighbour, the paper boy, but only wags her tail if it’s a family member or my mate over the road. She never eats her tail when it’s our postie, even though we’ve had the same guy for years & he’s lovely. I don’t believe it’s the postie they’re seeing, if it was why not take a pic from a slightly different angle showing the postie walking away? That’s what I’d do. Obviously wouldn’t want his face in it without his permission
I'm probably one of the few people whose name is on there, as everyone on here seems to be called Megan!
