Mrs Hinch #256 Just have a bowl of Cheerios and buzz off

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So the super hero's party was obviously last Thursday on her day of or else she been using a lot of pre records on another day. Why fucking lie about it. Oh that's right coz Essex got put into tier 2 lock down which fucked all her plans up. Funny how it was never mentioned at the time it happened. That is why people dislike her. She is such a shit liar
 
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She almost seems annoyed that he won’t nap. Babies of his age don’t usually need so many naps throughout the day. Doesn’t she understand that as they get older their routines will change?
My little one is a couple of weeks older than him & has been on one lunchtime nap for about 2 months. I’m a first time mum also but how can she be so clueless?! I think I speak for a big majority of mums when I say your baby’s routine and sleep literally rule your life for their first year?!
 
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I know this isn’t scientific but on the 29th of September she was committing so much dumb fuckery us Tattle Bastards managed to fill an entire 52 page thread in a day, so when did she have time for a superhero party? Unless she’s got the superhero power to freeze time or upload prerecords??
 
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Well knock me sideways with a feather! She’s showed us her cleaning her high chair! Looked pretty clean to me maybe she pre cleaned it like the bath
 
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So sorry for your family's loss @mooseknuckle
 
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I’m all prepared for that Home Bargains Hinch Haul to disappear of her highlights so here’s the evidence we need.
She claimed she did the HB the day before her radio interviews which we know happened in REAL time not Hinch time warp so that definitely cements it happening 2 weeks ago. We can assume if she bought the ingredients 2 weeks ago the party happened any time between 1-2 weeks ago. She obviously couldn’t share it due to it being for the Pampers launch but why pretend happened in September? We have to assume so that it doesn’t look like she’s been mixing with other households so close to the shift to Tier 2 I guess.
 

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Them bloody eyebrows! Is it just me or are they getting higher? They’ll be touching her hairline soon at this rate. Why would you want to look like that??!
I've nicked them for my profile
 
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Three years since my mum passed too.....I know exactly how you are feeling
 
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Yes im pretty sure she is using a filter
 
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