Mrs Hinch #247 Gifted mirror on the wall she's the biggest troll of all

[Km2021]

First post on here...just came to show a review I spotted

 

[mgh727]

I think the thought of Amanda Holden and Hinch in conversation would be enough to even make covid retreat. Surprised either are able to form a full sentence with the amount of filler / veneers

This paying for the neighbours drive story, is this not a title deeds nightmare waiting to happen as soon as one of them sells up?

Just can’t calm down over the idea of Hinch claiming she had fertility problems and a difficult pregnancy when Amanda Holden had numerous miscarriages and a stillbirth and then a brutal high risk pregnancy to finally get her second daughter, like the idea of Hinch defending two months to conceive to Amanda Holden fills me with mild rage

 

[Poppysmimi]

She probably thinks the postman is a stalker shes that up her own arse

I bet it’s like that first episode of “Keeping Up Appearances”....

she spots poor old Postman Pat.
“Yooo Hoooo! Any gifted items for the Hinchliffes this morning Postie?”

“Nope”

“You must be mistaken! Nothing from Astonish? Jus Roll? P & G?”

“No. Just some letters for the poor fuckers unlucky enough to live next door to you”

“There must be some mistake! Jaasaaaymeeeeee!!!! Get off of William Hill!! We ain’t got no gifted stuff today?!! Quick!! Buy more bots, I mean followers, to make me look more appealing!! Dear god, I must call me Mum. Dunno what she’s gonna fink of this. It’s all Tattles fault ”

Riiiiiiiiiiiiing....

“Good Morning Princess, how are you this morning darling?”

(By this time, Sophie has thrown herself into the street, manicured claw clamped theatrically to her stiffened forehead)

“Mummy, it’s all going wrong. The mean postman hasn’t bought me nuffink today. I don’t deserve this. It’s them Tattle trolls. They did this to me”

(cue the dark scary music in the background and a close up or Mad Barkers scowling face with her phone attached to her ear)

“Leave it with me Sophie-Rose. Mummykins says it will be dealt with. It’ll all be ok....I’m on my way with a roast chicken”.

 

[Eyesopened]

Had my great niece (aged just 3 ) over earlier, shes got a puppy. We were watching peppa I asked her if puppy’s name was her little brother like George is peppas...... she looked at me like I was a weirdo and slowly said ‘ no, puppy is a dog not a baby’

I love that girl

 

[Eyesopened]

Just because she’ll be using a proper gravy boat for Christmas dinner ( or a gifted service will ) doesn’t make her any better than someone using a Pyrex jug .

All she is , is an Instagram #ad, yep they’ll have the perfectly wrapped gifts, the matching jumpers, blah blah blah but none of it is real, imagine living your life, hiding some of you, deciding what to show/#ad, exploiting your innocent toddler, 24/7. Horrible life really, yep money makes it easier but really hasn’t made her a better person. Just highlighted how everything she does and is is for show . Poor Ronnie .

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Yay, another week of ego massaging for Soph, I’ve been so worried there hasn’t been enough adoration yet for the memwah. Obviously the Amazon reviews will be slow to get started, I hear most of the army are still on page 5, struggling with big words like ‘I’, ‘me’, ‘my’ etc

 

[Bingbongyouropinioniswron]

oh how embarrassing. I can’t believe all the hinchers have tagged her. Hello piers, I’m thank you

I think this is my favourite. The grammar is magnificent. Watch out Piers, they're coming for three quarters of you.

 

[DipsyDoodle]

She’s really trying to manifest a radio show isn’t she and for her and inch to be household names

Unfortunately they are such a pair of boring cunts, neither of them do anything so what the fuck would they talk about?

Sophie "J did I tell ya about that new ebayer I bought?"
Jamie "yeah babe, I put it tagevva for ya didn't I"
Sophie "oh yeah, course ya did"
*Fake laugh from both*

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Kate to the party but when I met husband I was a 23 year old single mum of a two year old that had to choose between food or calor gas bottles for my heater (remember them?) FaSt forward 20 years and we have 4 kids, husband has a very good job and we are comfortably off. Do I still have depression and anxiety, diagnosed OCD and am on two medications for this? Yes. Money truly can’t buy happiness or cure mental illness but at least im warm!

 

[Tui]

I’ve just found this one as well...

She’s having a go at trolls saying horrible things about her nails... Well we certainly didn’t say anything about her nails apart from the prerecording thing Oh wait and the brown tips, that tbh Soph they really look like you’ve wiped your bum with your hand

“Apparently my hands are disgusting, veiny and bony but I have a blood condition which I take blood thinners for“

What a non sequitur. I’m a doctor - blood thinners don’t make your hands bony or veiny. Bruised, perhaps, but she didn’t use that word!

 

[PickledOnion]

Why does she make a big thing about it being Sunday? Everyday is a Sunday in her life.

 

[Astonishing]

And she talks about some gifted furniture that she didn’t share because she didn’t want to accept it and the guy turned up at her house and she has no idea how he found her address

her address is not hard to find! the more I listen to her horrible voice reading this book the more I dislike her!

she’s such a smug bitch

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

God damn you, pesky pastry trolls!

Yeah I'm quoting myself.. I came up with a better caption for this pic..

"I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those pesky pastry trolls"

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Piers Morgan blatantly discounting Hinch as an author / competition / being of any interest

 

[mgh727]

She honestly puts me off weddings with the amount she bangs on about hers. We get it. You got married. You looked like a fucking poodle wearing a meringue. Jamie cried. Ya dad cried. You love a montage. You love to share the same clip of the same speech. It happened. Get over it.

 

[Handsomezz]

Hello I'm thank you.
Been at work today so I've caught up on the covidiots stories.
Imagine going out for lunch and getting one sausage roll. That doesn't even fill my daughter, she has a gingerbread man as well. I need a steak bake, sausage roll and a yum yum to be satisfied
Also, imagine being that much of a set of plebs that a date when you're child free is Greggs and home bargains. Most couples would be at it like rabbits or out getting shit faced
Tuftiano Ronaldo out with Ma Barker again I see. It's been at least a day since the old bag had him.

 

[watermelon sugar]

The comments on that post though imagine being arsed about him not tagging her. He obviously just tagged Ant & Dec and Philip Schofield because their all on ITV and people who he is regularly up against ... but still. Imagine being THAT bothered. And imagine thinking Piers Morgan will be arsed that Jess from Surrey is upset you left Mrs Hinch out of your post

 

[Allgiftedtome]

I’ve taken a few pictures of the trolls chapter am I allowed to post them?

 

[princessconsuela]

At this point, what's she still paying for? Mortgage and utilities?

It's just baffling.... 'I hate all the attention, I didn't ask for this'; how about just saying no then? Step up and embrace the fact that the money this brings you is worth everything else, or shut up.

Dont give her ideas, sponsorship with British Gas coming for the winter months.. I can see it now.

"I know people struggle to heat there homes in winter, we've partnered with British gas so we don't need to pay guyzzz, I dont know how this has happened look how warm my house is, sometimes I leave the door open to heat the PERgola."

Hinchers sat in the freezing cold "you deserve it babe"

 

[Tui]

She needs to stop wanging on about her wedding day. It was chavvy as fuck, Jamie looked like he was heading to a court appearance in that suit and your music choices were shiteous. Hinchy - we all enjoyed our weddings, but keep yours to yourself now we are 2+ years down the line as nobody cares about it as much as you do. Trust me.