And....where's Keeeeff?Just wondering when was the last time she?
Bedtime blitz (febreezed everything)
Cleaned her lanterns
Cleaned ALL her burners
Used that yellow buddy cloth and the stainless steel spray and banged it down in time to the song
Checked her little plants in the make do green house now its going cold
Showed how she cleans the inside of her car
Played a board game
Made those nacho things
1001 her rug to a Xmas or frozen tune (I can't recall)
Showed us a field lol
De egged her eggy sink
Cleaned the oven and washer
Daved the outside windowsills
At least Gone with the wind kept our attention for nearly 4 hours,as for her lies she simply won't give a damn.Basically this book is going to be like a year 7 production of gone with the wind.
Hammy, dramatic and also wooden at the same time, stumbling over her words lies.Simplified wording I, me, my, mine, i, I’m, i, me, I, mine, me
and you will be able to imagine the morose musical soundtrack as the words claw themselves out of the page into your mind
Photos of super dull moments from the 90’s and 2000’s, of people we don’t care about doing thing we equally don’t care about but are meant to find amusing or sad.
the dramatic tale of her 2 year struggle but also stratospheric rise to the top of the Tesco book sales chart for 2 solid weeks in October. The humble origins of Kermit, minkeh, Gordon and Dave, who didn’t ask for fame or fortune, they all just stumbled upon this by accident. How her £5000 holiday taught her to live, laugh, love, live long and prosper. The brave tale of how Jamie gave up his 9-5, all his friends, freedom and hobbies to devote to mowing their lawn and picking up dog poo and spiders
I for one cannot wait for this epic tale
Sitting next to the photo of Henry in his cowboy hat with his lipstick out.And....where's Keeeeff?
I miss those daysJust wondering when was the last time she?
Bedtime blitz (febreezed everything)
Cleaned her lanterns
Cleaned ALL her burners
Used that yellow buddy cloth and the stainless steel spray and banged it down in time to the song
Checked her little plants in the make do green house now its going cold
Showed how she cleans the inside of her car
Played a board game
Made those nacho things
1001 her rug to a Xmas or frozen tune (I can't recall)
Showed us a field lol
De egged her eggy sink
Cleaned the oven and washer
Daved the outside windowsills
Blooooody hell I'm half asleep and thought that was an 'in memoriam' picture
What do I do guys? My husband messaged me asking if I've ordered her book and I replied NO he's taken that to mean I want it and ordered it! It clearly shows he hasn't listened to me when I've spoke about her/tattle but he was trying to be nice as I used to like her so I'll let that go.
Do I cancel it because I don't want hard earned money going to her or keep it and share it on here?
I'm happy to send it to anyone off here for a nosey after, I certainly don't want to keep it!
Hilarious!! Do u ever think they both read these threads and have a giggle?Be nice if it had a twilight saga twist. Jaymeh couldn’t resist her V.I.Poo scent, shagging in the stationery cupboard at work he ripped her tights Cos he’s buff and well’ard. Instead of collecting graduation caps he proudly shows her his collection of vests. Ma works for the volturi and can cripple a troll with just one look whikst making scrumptious toad in the hole which they devour before an insta post. Her kids are the wolves who hold her extensions back when she’s sick off blue wkds and send her flowers and stickers for all her bashketTs Then they had RonEsme and with all the Botox and fillers look 45 for ever and ever and ever
looks like one of the leaflet books you get given at a funeral about the person who’s died
Oh stop Dunnes sell her Minky products too.SuperValu are robbing bast#*ds as it is and now they are stocking this shite. I’ll be sticking to Dunnes thanksImagine the wannabes this week with it, it’s going to be so embarrassing
Would love it if she played a thousand years while Ron feeds HenHilarious!! Do u ever think they both read these threads and have a giggle?
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