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Mrs Hinch #238 Better get down to the food bank hasty, the poor need my tasty pastry
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Yes she is but do noTT forgeTT who she is. She gets away with ITTT
I think she's scared he will get messages off supermodels and Hollywood actresses trying to tempt him, what with him being so devishly handsomeI still can’t believe mr vestlife only follows 2 people who are his wife and his dogbut hinch follows over 3000 people. If that doesn’t show she’s a complete control freak then I don’t know what will. Is she scared he sees sense outwith her culty ways?
This was when I liked her it's actually quite sad how different she is now!
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The difference in her voice in this video is unreal! She doesn’t sound like so much of a twit!
I wonder if she’s the jealous typeI think she's scared he will get messages off supermodels and Hollywood actresses trying to tempt him, what with him being so devishly handsome
Possibly from folk wanting to go on and complain or to read the funny Tattler comments
She will have to re word her lists now
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K’in ‘Ell......this is like an activity book for children. REALLY???????
Can anyone enlighten me to the wonders of a cosy tea?
Oh duck, Megan, I'm hysterical, you deserve Iconic Status for this!Jus Rol chapter in the mem-wah
So guyszs. It was an innocent Wednesday afternoon. I was outside having my 6th fag that hour when I heard the postman at the front door. I puffed my cig and thought 'ah, my ebayers are here. More shite I dont need that I can show off to my skint followers.' I get up off my bench and before I go in the house, I turn and admire my pergoala. What the fucks that! A Daddy long legs! *slaps face*
I walk through the door, Jaymeh is laying on the couch akimbo on his William Hill app. Henry is scratching his balls and Ron is babbling to the P&G cardboard cut out of me I nicked from B&M
I gets to the front door and there's a duck off big black box. What the fucks this? I open it... nearly have a heart attack 'OH MAAA GAAAAD.' I run in the livingroom and scoop Ronnie up from behind the sofa. I leg it into the kitchen with my box
I whip my phone out. I hardly noticed Ron rolled his eyes. 'Whats this then Ron!!! Shall we open it together!! Oh maaa gaaad I just laaaav it im starstruck guuuys!! What is it Ronnnssss. JUS ROL HAVE GIFTED ME ALL THIS PASTRY. IVE GOT PASTRY FOR 10 YEARS GUYS. duck YOU PASTRY TROLLS'
I finish my story. duck them ey Ron! I hadn't even noticed Ron had wrestled away from my arms and escaped to the cupboard where he was necking tumeric from the bottle
I pop another fag in my mouth and go and head outside
'Soph! Look! All them Tattle bastards are fuming youve been gifted loads of pastry. Their saying you should donate to the food bank?'
'Huh?' I replied. 'Whats a food bank?'
'Get your coat on now. Leave Ron the cardboard cut out will look after him. I'll throw a load of shite in a bag and take a pic for ya instagram later. Make some shite up on your story asking about the food bank'
I grab my jacket and start sweating writing a post. I ask whether the food banks are still open cos of Covid.
'Is that OK!?!?'
'What the duck babe! You sound bladdy thick! Get in the car we'll just hurl a bag outside the normal food bank'
'Whats a food bank????'
Jamie whizzes round the corner once we get in the car. His phone rings and he ignores it. Im pretty sure seen 'Freda' on the screen
We pull up outside the food bank and Jamie wings a bag out the window. 'Right take a pic and pretend its yours! Write some tit about some cute woman and then a security guard asking if your Mrs Hinch'
I pull my phone out and film myself chatting absolute shite. Then Jamies phone goes off. 'Freda
My head feels like its gonna explode!I light up a fag and puff it in the car. 'duck sake Jamie you can do Rons tea and bath when we get in. Im gonna have to go on a blocking spree. We will duck Jus Rol off and ill try get a deal with Alpen'
Cosy tea! I'm shocked you've never heard it of it. Its when you're gifted tit loads of pastry then you make a tit tea with it the next day
Just went to comment on the last thread and again it had closed; been a whirlwind these past 2 days! Just broken down on the phone to a poor woman when I called to see what has happened in a county court case I have launched against a scammer who took thousands of pounds from me and found out nothing has been done for the last 2 months! So to see that dozy bint still flaunting her free pastry has made me even more annoyed and upset! Sorry, rant over!
Ellas pouch for sureSo they are having a pastry dinner...what’s Ron having? Left over spaghetti muffins, an ellas pouch?? Why can’t she just be normal and give her kid normal food, is it too hard for her to get that into her head? At Ron’s age my daughter was having the same meals as us
Why did she put all those “yogurts” in the fridge when she cleaned it
By him a bleeping pack petit filous
Oh wow....I'd forgotten how she used to be. I liked her then! The difference is quite shocking.HinchHalfHour - @mrshinchhome
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The difference in her voice in this video is unreal! She doesn’t sound like so much of a twit!
That's a lot of tippex needed on all those pre written lists...
Remember when she thought she’d be tick tock famous that was a flop she’s not down with the kids
that was a flop she’s not down with the kids
She forgot to state “AD / GIFTED”
Plz report to the advertising standards agency
Plz report to the advertising standards agency
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