Cleanoutyourpockets
Chatty Member
Advertising Formula is Illegal and she has 2.4 million followers. I dont report her for anything but this one I most definitely will and I really think we should all report this
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coldasice
Well-known member
Oh fucks sake here we go.
motherofdonkeys
VIP Member
I think she’s being quite cruel to all her Hinchers, she’s spent months whipping them into a cleaning frenzy, they idolise her and she’s constantly saying how much they mean to her, and yet, right now, all they are getting is vague hints, teasing and unnecessary additional drama because she’s only telling half a story.
Whataloadabollox
Member
I have put a complaint into the ASA she is blatantly flouting the rules!
bellaburgundia
Active member
Sick of the breastfeeding discussion. I didn't want to. I was pregnant with an eating disorder, haven't looked at myself naked for over 20 years, can't get my tit out. My kids are fine adults. So shoot me. She's a twat, nothing to do with breastfeeding/bottle feeding, she's just a twat for ripping off the demographic she shamelessly targets.
Right on top of that rose
VIP Member
I’m sure she is loving all this speculation the attention seeking twit
back to lurking I go
Loulamoooola
Well-known member
I’m patiently waiting for the story...
“Oh my Hinchers! You see, there I was minding my own business swinging in my eggy chair (don’t like eggy plugs mind you) with a bowl of those lucky charms (obviously they were not lucky at the time), when BAM! Got a splinter”
Que 50000000 screenshots of people wishing her a speedy recovery and requesting a swipe up so that they can get their own splinter.
“Oh my Hinchers! You see, there I was minding my own business swinging in my eggy chair (don’t like eggy plugs mind you) with a bowl of those lucky charms (obviously they were not lucky at the time), when BAM! Got a splinter”
Que 50000000 screenshots of people wishing her a speedy recovery and requesting a swipe up so that they can get their own splinter.
Nobody can eat and live the way she does without having shocking health. Enough people have told her. She's had more health warnings than most, yet she changes nothing unless absolutely forced to as her body gives up. They patch her up but she doesn't change or even educate herself even a little on her return home! She doesn't google anything or hire a specialist, she just carries on blindly doing the same old things. Then she has the audacity to complain and want sympathy when she 's almost constantly sick!
Anyone wondering what I'm talking about:
She doesn't eat properly. Young children eat better than she does. She should be having lots of leafy greens, veggies, salads and fruits daily. Green smoothies packed with kale, spinach (in moderation) fruits to get her Iron. She should be eating the colours of the rainbow to heal her system.
Instead she lives off cheese, processed crap, crisps, sugar, slimfast, and anything rammed with bad sweeteners and banned chemicals. Her last 2 meals before being rushed to hospital were a banned cereal in the Uk, that she got from Ireland on her book tour. And had the audacity to advertise to her Hinchers many times!! It's full of disgusting colours and it says genetically modified on the packet. She also loves the 33p cheese mugs from home bargains, again full of chemicals (there's no actual cheese in them, just cheese 'flavour' aka chemical!). Our bodies are made up of our food, so her body is made of chemicals and rubbish. When she does finally make something, she uses a whole bottle of sugary syrup where most would use it as a dip, that contains glucose fructose syrup (avoid it like the plague)
Then we start on the chemicals, smh. She loves to immerse her skin in her cleaning products (only the last few months she wears gloves for some of it as she sells them. She said last year she likes her skin to smell of cleaning chemicals) Our skin is our biggest organ, and absorbs. Her kidneys and liver will be dealing with all kinds of chemical stuff that's so dangerous I don't even want to list the issues!
Next, there's the scents in the air. Fake chemical perfumes in the air are SO BAD for human health! At the very least, they can cause migraines and headaches. They enter though the nose and mouth and irritate the lining , block sinuses etc and again breathing them in is dangerous and bad for human health. Scents in the air that are man made chemicals are toxic! One expert I spoke to said he will not breathe anything but fresh air. He will not have any fake scent in the house, as he's seen the damage it can do, he's seen damage in infants.
Add on top of all of this, all the extra stuff she's doing daily such as fake tanning which is bad for you, again you're applying chemicals on your biggest organ, perfumes, hair dyes, nail treatments, not exercising, having rash operations to lose weight, the list goes on and on and on.
HOW she expects to be healthy when she puts zero effort into her health, blows my mind!
No body can survive and be healthy doing all of those things. It's impossible.
Can I just quickly add, various experts have shown that even people who omit these things and are living as clean as possible, still tested positive for things such as jet fuel in their bodies. So our bodies are under a lot of pressure without any of this from environmental issues, and taking anti-oxidants especially a natural healthy raw diet as much as possible which are loaded with anti-oxidants, is a must.
She needs to make massive changes if she wants her health back, at the moment she's ground to an absolute halt and it doesn't have to be that way. I follow a lady who lives a natural lifestyle (Jinti Fell on youtube) she inspires me every day and the difference between her and the Hinch is night and day!
But there's not telling or explaining to the Hinch or even encouraging her in the right direction, she worships the pound too much and won't listen to anybody but her own stupid ideas of what's right. So I just grab the popcorn and sit back and watch the results of someone who does everything almost, wrong. It's quite fascinating and tragic. Idc she's doing it to herself, but my heart breaks when I think of that poor baby, he deserves so much better than this kind of start.
Anyone wondering what I'm talking about:
She doesn't eat properly. Young children eat better than she does. She should be having lots of leafy greens, veggies, salads and fruits daily. Green smoothies packed with kale, spinach (in moderation) fruits to get her Iron. She should be eating the colours of the rainbow to heal her system.
Instead she lives off cheese, processed crap, crisps, sugar, slimfast, and anything rammed with bad sweeteners and banned chemicals. Her last 2 meals before being rushed to hospital were a banned cereal in the Uk, that she got from Ireland on her book tour. And had the audacity to advertise to her Hinchers many times!! It's full of disgusting colours and it says genetically modified on the packet. She also loves the 33p cheese mugs from home bargains, again full of chemicals (there's no actual cheese in them, just cheese 'flavour' aka chemical!). Our bodies are made up of our food, so her body is made of chemicals and rubbish. When she does finally make something, she uses a whole bottle of sugary syrup where most would use it as a dip, that contains glucose fructose syrup (avoid it like the plague)
Then we start on the chemicals, smh. She loves to immerse her skin in her cleaning products (only the last few months she wears gloves for some of it as she sells them. She said last year she likes her skin to smell of cleaning chemicals) Our skin is our biggest organ, and absorbs. Her kidneys and liver will be dealing with all kinds of chemical stuff that's so dangerous I don't even want to list the issues!
Next, there's the scents in the air. Fake chemical perfumes in the air are SO BAD for human health! At the very least, they can cause migraines and headaches. They enter though the nose and mouth and irritate the lining , block sinuses etc and again breathing them in is dangerous and bad for human health. Scents in the air that are man made chemicals are toxic! One expert I spoke to said he will not breathe anything but fresh air. He will not have any fake scent in the house, as he's seen the damage it can do, he's seen damage in infants.
Add on top of all of this, all the extra stuff she's doing daily such as fake tanning which is bad for you, again you're applying chemicals on your biggest organ, perfumes, hair dyes, nail treatments, not exercising, having rash operations to lose weight, the list goes on and on and on.
HOW she expects to be healthy when she puts zero effort into her health, blows my mind!
No body can survive and be healthy doing all of those things. It's impossible.
Can I just quickly add, various experts have shown that even people who omit these things and are living as clean as possible, still tested positive for things such as jet fuel in their bodies. So our bodies are under a lot of pressure without any of this from environmental issues, and taking anti-oxidants especially a natural healthy raw diet as much as possible which are loaded with anti-oxidants, is a must.
She needs to make massive changes if she wants her health back, at the moment she's ground to an absolute halt and it doesn't have to be that way. I follow a lady who lives a natural lifestyle (Jinti Fell on youtube) she inspires me every day and the difference between her and the Hinch is night and day!
But there's not telling or explaining to the Hinch or even encouraging her in the right direction, she worships the pound too much and won't listen to anybody but her own stupid ideas of what's right. So I just grab the popcorn and sit back and watch the results of someone who does everything almost, wrong. It's quite fascinating and tragic. Idc she's doing it to herself, but my heart breaks when I think of that poor baby, he deserves so much better than this kind of start.
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Shutthedoor
Well-known member
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hinchers she's home 
my nipples are so hard they can cut glass..... can't wait to have my Soph back on her stories.... get that zoflo out babes and spray it all around ATB babes... love ya Soph babes... fan girl ova 'ere omg babes she's home.... Xxx xx
(Jestin' bitches
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my nipples are so hard they can cut glass..... can't wait to have my Soph back on her stories.... get that zoflo out babes and spray it all around ATB babes... love ya Soph babes... fan girl ova 'ere omg babes she's home.... Xxx xx (Jestin' bitches
)She's a millionaire and getting given all thsee things that people struggle so hard to pay for. It's disgusting, shoving it in everyone's faces where is her dignity. Eurgh I almost felt sorry for her when she was ill but it's very hard to take pity on someone like that! Her stories have wound me up so much today. I'm glad to see I'm not alone.
Blackjack2
VIP Member
‘share gradually?’ yes it’s called drip feeding! Why don’t you share all the lovely gifts your Hinchers gave you at the book signings all the handmade and personalised items that were created just for you?? (Cups ear) ‘ what’s that you say Hinch? .. no profit in that?!!Cha ching!!!Time to make some money. Hospital didn't fix her conscious then. Isnt it hilarious how I can spend money so easily on shite I dont need and then make you buy it too, so I get my money back. #cracksmeup
headfullofdreams
Well-known member
Take your Breastapo propaganda to Mumsnet.
bellaburgundia
Active member
I truly despair, poor Sophie the wilting lavender plant. What an 'honer' indeed.
usernameunknown
Member
Someone on my insta just said they are going to try and boil “comfort” to make their house smell “sexy”
Whaaaat?
Whaaaat?
antisocialmedia
VIP Member
I found this interesting, I can see why your blog was well read.
Zoflora_It_All
Active member
Going to steal one from my local Asda... and take it straight to the tip where it belongs
