Mrs Hinch #216 Lockdown rules l don't care, I'll just distract you all with a pubic hair.

[AllieBee]

Just catching up with today's edition of Hinch. Jesus bleeping Christ HOW many products did she use in that bathroom clean

Viakal
Flash liquid
Flash spray
Astonish window spray
Dettol
Zoflora
Bog pine
Power mop

8 products to clean 1 little room and christ alone knows how many cloths.

What really really irritates me with her is she has the platform to make a massive difference. So why not start using eco products like Ecover, Method, Bio D or even natural cleaning solutions like white vinegar. Sure she could get a brand partnership with even pet friendly products like Astonish or Lidls own brand rather than a completely unethical, tested on animals horrible company like P&G. I wont buy their products, a bottle of white vinegar cleans most stuff for me beautifully and doesnt harm a single living thing. Why not use her platform to make a REAL difference and do something bloody useful.

Obvs I know that cumslut, bumstretcher and Brexit dildo wont be swiping up but hey!

 

[Jenniet]

Not sure if it’s been mentioned before, but does it piss anybody else off that the mirror isn’t in the centre between those hanging pots? Or is that just me? View attachment 219729

it doesn’t piss me off as much as them using next doors trees to hang the tit off

 

[Pigpigpigpigpig]

Why does she feel the need to ram every inch of that perGOLA with utter tit. It looks so cheap and nasty now. Give it a rest.

 

[Thelmachops]

You lot are like elephants - never forget

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I am glad I'm not going mad!

 

[chloerosaliexo]

I may be the only one who uses pampers but they work for my son as opposed to Asda’s own which gave him a horrible rash! But I do agree the ‘test’ she did seems a bit sus... I use them but they’re certainly not everything they claim “12 hours of dryness” my arse!

 

[Yorkgirl20]

Kate to the party. That pube story what did she do?! Take vesties balls out of her handbag and pluck a couple and sprinkled them in the bath?

 

[fannysjohnny]

Not sure if it’s been mentioned before, but does it piss anybody else off that the mirror isn’t in the centre between those hanging pots? Or is that just me? View attachment 219729

As a home designer she would make a great traindriver.

 

[Poptart]

That's it guilt your "army" into feeling like they need to buy the expensive nappies!!!

I used Pampers when my twins were born as they were the only tiny premature baby nappies I could find. As soon as I could I switched to Aldi or Asda and they were just as good and fraction of the price!!

 

[Frunicorn]

Why does she pretend that wraps are pizza bases? Just chuck the fillings in and wrap it up like a normal person would

 

[Rosiepie]

Well of course Pampers was going to win - it was a no-brainer - Hinch is PAID by them, she’s given FREE nappies - there’s no way she will say a bad word against them. This was fixed from the moment they started recording this sham show. There’s nothing fairer in this world than an influencer who is paid and given freebies to promote an item #nappytesttotallyfixed #donttrustanyinfluencerwhoispaidtopromote #anotherwaytodeflectcovidiotrumours

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Of course she's gone and bought youdoronron a bleeping cleaning trolley!

 

[calmyourritas]

It really bothers me when she put food, wraps, etc straight onto the worktop!!! Use a chopping board or a plate please

 

[IsItSaturdayYet]

Just catching up with today's edition of Hinch. Jesus bleeping Christ HOW many products did she use in that bathroom clean

Viakal
Flash liquid
Flash spray
Astonish window spray
Dettol
Zoflora
Bog pine
Power mop

8 products to clean 1 little room and christ alone knows how many cloths.

What really really irritates me with her is she has the platform to make a massive difference. So why not start using eco products like Ecover, Method, Bio D or even natural cleaning solutions like white vinegar. Sure she could get a brand partnership with even pet friendly products like Astonish or Lidls own brand rather than a completely unethical, tested on animals horrible company like P&G. I wont buy their products, a bottle of white vinegar cleans most stuff for me beautifully and doesnt harm a single living thing. Why not use her platform to make a REAL difference and do something bloody useful.

Obvs I know that cumslut, bumstretcher and Brexit dildo wont be swiping up but hey!

She'll be tied into a ££££ contract with P&G for a certain amount of time I would think, she'll not be allowed to show too many other products I bet.

 

[under the ivy]

Why can’t she make/buy ordinary pizza bases? She wants to exude this 1950s nuclear family housewife fairytale vibe ALL THE TIME.

 

[Abcdefghijklmn]

Why does she feel the need to ram every inch of that perGOLA with utter tit. It looks so cheap and nasty now. Give it a rest.

Mum didn't teach her less is more

 

[under the ivy]

Of course she's gone and bought youdoronron a bleeping cleaning trolley!

And she won’t teach him that people push these round as a way of earning a living. It’s just a joke to her

 

[princessconsuela]

Someone called it yesterday!

 

[LilPinkie]

Oh duck off Sophie! He “LOVES” it because he enjoys pushing things. Stop conditioning him with your damn cleaning crap!

 

[TruffleTrifle]

Those “Pizzas” she’s made look absolutely bleeping vile. Hinchy if you see this, you’re still a long, long way from your goal of being better in the kitchen. Ffs. Stop pissing about with your stupid concoctions and learn to actually cook!

 

[Rosiepie]

Would love to see the state of that child’s clothes after eating that rainbow lolly can’t believe she just mixed food colourings and yoghurt together.