Mrs Hinch #212 Hinch took a holiday in aid of new grass? Paid for by her sheep, she’s bold as brass!

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Hinchers are away on holiday to that distant exotic place known as "Kent". They're staying in barn and first Instagram stories included her cleaning the cupboards and putting tins of spaghetti and soup onto the shelves!

Henry is with them and has made some new doggy friends.

Ma Barker is rumoured to be there too but no sightings as yet.

No confirmation of Hinch actually getting Turf installed at home -that is simply an assumption. Good old tattlers pre empting her next move since we know her so well!!!


Other news:

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest, Mr Inch etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
 
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Have I missed something, I didn't watch a couple days of her stories earlier in the week, is she actually getting a new lawn??? Tia 🥰🥰😘😘
 
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Went on 3 day holiday in the middle of nowhere aka 45 mins down the road. Ordered a chinese. Went to a shopping village. Got photographed looking manly and orange.
 
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Just seen zoella has launched some home Collab stuff on Etsy, making the way for hinch now presumably
 
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When a previous thread is closed, is it closed by the person who started the thread or tattle? Soz new here and trying to learn the tattle way 👀👀
 
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I have a feeling by the way she keeps hiding her body in these pictures that she is preggo again
 
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New thread thanks to Happy_Tortoise with 92 likes!!

Hinchers are away on holiday to that distant exotic place known as "Kent". They're staying in barn and first Instagram stories included her cleaning the cupboards and putting tins of spaghetti and soup onto the shelves!

Henry is with them and has made some new doggy friends.

Ma Barker is rumoured to be there too but no sightings as yet.

No confirmation of Hinch actually getting Turf installed at home -that is simply an assumption. Good old tattlers pre empting her next move since we know her so well!!!
*sorry, I ran out of editing time!!

Those personalised back packs got a lot of comments! The company tagged Hinch in a post saying they were gifted....this was then removed and deleted. We suspected the company were told to delete.

Some super sleuth Tattlers worked out that they're staying at Bearsted Barns (Didn't take much!!) No doubt she will follow them soon and announce where they've been.

Loads more!! Read the previous threads to catch up!

All the vest guyzzz love you all.
 
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Sorry if it's already been posted but why the constant need for a filter to be on 🙄
Oh dear not a Good look

See SS has just packed a bag for a surprise night away with the kids that joe arranged. What’s the betting it’s the barn next door the BFF. Nothing would surprise me anymore with these two shallow gals
 
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Oh dear not a Good look

See SS has just packed a bag for a surprise night away with the kids that joe arranged. What’s the betting it’s the barn next door the BFF. Nothing would surprise me anymore with these two shallow gals
Must be after that comment on her grid post 🙄 but making out Joe did it. I really don't think Joe likes them so if it is I reckon he's doing it under duress!
 
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