Mrs Hinch #208 pre recorded content, pre rolled pastry, nothing she cooks ever looks tasty.

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Quick recap on last thread

She got a penguin gold award for selling a million dot to dot type books and received a beautiful cake and enjoyed a sliver of it with the Vest
Old ronnielonglegs took his first few steps filmed especially for the gram although we doubt it was his first steps they wernt very excited if it was!!


For newbies


Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis@bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire-retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st.
She has trademarked her Mrs. Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearanc
 

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bleeping hell. My work colleague just posted this 😭
First my sister, now her. Who are these people?!!!!
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Also, don’t forget as a TDLR that she cut the cake last night, but claimed it tasted amazing on a Instagram post from the senders if the cake a day before. Pre-records?or just lies?
 
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A relative of mine showed me her cupboard last week, looked very much like this 😱
Who needs this many cleaning products?!!! She’s got a one bedroomed flat and lives there alone! I’ve got a 4 bedroomed house with 5 of us and all my tit fits under the sink!!
The mug shots at lunch make sense now....she can’t afford to eat.
 
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What’s with the awkward back rub hand grab when R walks?? What’s also with recording every single thing your son does... I’m sure you can watch with your own eyes and not just through your iPhone 😕
 
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Who needs this many cleaning products?!!! She’s got a one bedroomed flat and lives there alone!
The mug shots at lunch make sense now....she can’t afford to eat.
😂 it wasn't so much the cleaning products for me but more the amount of labels on clear glass jars....can you not see whats in them? they're clear.

What’s with the awkward back rub hand grab when R walks?? What’s also with recording every single thing your son does... I’m sure you can watch with your own eyes and not just through your iPhone 😕
Then she's seeing everything through a filtered lens, just like we see her.
 
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Who needs this many cleaning products?!!! She’s got a one bedroomed flat and lives there alone!
The mug shots at lunch make sense now....she can’t afford to eat.
All that Zoflora! Dont understand why they have to have so MUCH of the bloody stuff you can only use one bottle at a time. Pure mental. And all those red diffusers! I have one in my hall, one in my downstairs loo and one in my cupboard as a spare. When I use that I buy another! And I HATE Zoflora!
 
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Is that B&M even open? Every shelf is perfectly stocked. My B&B is a right mess!!!
 
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Is that B&M even open? Every shelf is perfectly stocked. My B&B is a right mess!!!
I was thinking the same. I never see another human being on her stories when she's out either... its all very odd
 
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Is that B&M even open? Every shelf is perfectly stocked. My B&B is a right mess!!!
It can't be open, she probably prerecorded it after closing time once everything was restocked. I have never been in a b&m that has shelves like that.
 
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She’s really desperate for content now. It’s been a while since we had the Henry lumbering up the stairs, paw stroking & the mutt’s lipstick 😴😴
 
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It can't be open, she probably prerecorded it after closing time once everything was restocked. I have never been in a b&m that has shelves like that.
That’s my nearest B&M and it doesn’t look like that ever.
I bet they get a warning she’ll be in to film on a certain day
 
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What’s with the awkward back rub hand grab when R walks?? What’s also with recording every single thing your son does... I’m sure you can watch with your own eyes and not just through your iPhone 😕
She's clueless. My heart goes out to that little lad with a mum like that!
 
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When she’s more comfortable with giving affection to lardsomes than her own son... Just wow.
 
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