watermelon sugar
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The Adventures of Ron & Hen...
So this morning at 5am the light shone through the window 'RAAAAHHHHHH' Shouted Ron from his bedroom. 'Uuuuuurgh. You get up, Jaymehhh im going for a fag" jaymehhh jumps out of bed while Sophie pops a fag in her mouth and grabs her phone 'Tattle life' she types into the search bar. 'What have these bastards been saying about me today?'
Off Sophie goes down the stairs and onto her wooden bench while she puffs on her fag. 'Jamies Ronnies favourite is he yeah?' She says, scrolling through Tattle. She stumps out her fag and puts it in the hidden ashtray under her George Foreman.
Sophie goes into the house where Jaymehh is sitting on the couch watching Peppa Pig with Ron on one side of the couch and Hen on the other. 'What the fuck are you doing? Get him behind the sofa. Too much colour in Peppa Pig it isn't grey enough'
Sophie picks up Ron and puts him behind the sofa at 'Ronnies Burgers' Ron snarls her and starts to play with his kitchen.
'Right fatty, stand next to Ron and ill get a pic'
*Sophie takes a picture of Ron and Hen snarling* 'ugh Jaymeh stand behind me and make them look happy'
Jamie gets behind Sophie and smiles at Ron and he smiles *Sophie takes pic*
"Right Henry go for a piss and do whatever you want for the rest of the day. No walks!"
Hen runs out the back door thinking 'thank God I'm away from them pair. Could do with a walk though'
'Right. ALEXA! Play Whitney Houston!'
Ron groans "for fuck sake... not again..." Ron wiggles his bum. "I hope I'm not still doing this when I'm 18"
The end x
So this morning at 5am the light shone through the window 'RAAAAHHHHHH' Shouted Ron from his bedroom. 'Uuuuuurgh. You get up, Jaymehhh im going for a fag" jaymehhh jumps out of bed while Sophie pops a fag in her mouth and grabs her phone 'Tattle life' she types into the search bar. 'What have these bastards been saying about me today?'
Off Sophie goes down the stairs and onto her wooden bench while she puffs on her fag. 'Jamies Ronnies favourite is he yeah?' She says, scrolling through Tattle. She stumps out her fag and puts it in the hidden ashtray under her George Foreman.
Sophie goes into the house where Jaymehh is sitting on the couch watching Peppa Pig with Ron on one side of the couch and Hen on the other. 'What the fuck are you doing? Get him behind the sofa. Too much colour in Peppa Pig it isn't grey enough'
Sophie picks up Ron and puts him behind the sofa at 'Ronnies Burgers' Ron snarls her and starts to play with his kitchen.
'Right fatty, stand next to Ron and ill get a pic'
*Sophie takes a picture of Ron and Hen snarling* 'ugh Jaymeh stand behind me and make them look happy'
Jamie gets behind Sophie and smiles at Ron and he smiles *Sophie takes pic*
"Right Henry go for a piss and do whatever you want for the rest of the day. No walks!"
Hen runs out the back door thinking 'thank God I'm away from them pair. Could do with a walk though'
'Right. ALEXA! Play Whitney Houston!'
Ron groans "for fuck sake... not again..." Ron wiggles his bum. "I hope I'm not still doing this when I'm 18"
The end x