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I refuse to believe that she had avocado pasta and fudge cake for lunch and then fish and chips for dinner yesterday. This is a woman who eats carefully measured portions of spaghetti and mugshots from a Pyrex jug. Fuck right off you arsewipe!
So so kate to the party. i haven’t bared to read or look at hinch but today I did and my god it’s ruined me.
Prerecorded shit on the “tabs”
Perfect date night
Last night my sister bless her the kindest Kate to be party so sadly and awfully lost her life and also sadly my little baby niece too
I’m heartbroken
I’m lost
And I’m so angry
I’ve had to delete SM because whilst she swans around with no cares in the world other people are really affected.
my sister went to home bargains (the irony) got symptoms after she pranked me with the kitchen minky. She’s gone
Tattlers forgive me, I have sinned! I’ve just had spaghetti hoops on my crumpets. Because I had no bread, or beans and really fancied beans on toast worst thing is... I actually enjoyed it I’m sorry I’ll close the door on my way out.
Edited to add, I didn’t cook them in a Pyrex jug and I ate it off a plate if that helps redeem myself
Whenever she says pergoala I need to remind myself of how it should be pronounced. I fear that the Hinchopaths (they walk among us) may start copying their Queen and that their combined illiteracy will change the English language as we know it.
The wise ones (who can read and speak) will be ostracised and will need to start meeting secretly in libraries, using full sentences not punctuated with random zzzzz sounds.
It’s a bleak future folks but we can make it!!
New thread thanks to @Justapeep with 37 likes voice notes thread 151 page For new members. Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them. Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic. Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye...
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