Mrs Hinch #203 Pigeon poo, Ronnie Roo, whats for dinner? Yoghurt stew!

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PoppseeT

So she expects everyone to believe she went to the farm Thursday, went home, ordered the Kitchen and it came, personalised yesterday!?!
 
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a big give away

Maybe I've been out the game for too long. Maternity leave and then furlough. But at my work the mud kitchen is for....MUD.

Just put some fucking mud in it and let the boy get messy

And on a side note, wrap the cheerios and just buy fucking sand. £5 a bag at argos
 
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Jessie98

Poor Ronnie is in for a shock the first time he eats real sand . As for Soph baking. She thinks that's a mess . Ffs
 
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Eat more cake

When my daughter was his age she loved cars and tractors etc. In fact her first full word was tractor. She had a kitchen aswell. Just the one. Not a burger kitchen and an outside spotless kitchen. I've never seen him play with cars or trains or farm things. A little train track or car garage would be so much fun for him I'm sure. But no, another kitchen it is.
 
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watermelon sugar

Who the FUCK (pardon my French) bakes so early on a Sunday morning? I'm sat on the couch in my pj's eating my leftover Singapore vermicelli from last nights Chinese with a coffee while my fella plays with my son before he goes to work, house a tip, dishes need doing and baking has not crossed my mind Little Miss Unrelatable, pre record central
 
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Jynx09

Honestly I am with you all today, that mud kitchen is ridiculous for all the above reasons, but above that I don’t actually think it looks that fun, it’s basically a shelf with a bowl in it and painted. However the minute I saw her posting him playing with the mud kitchen in farm I thought “she will be getting one of those in no time.” In a way I am glad to see she didn’t disappoint
 
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Kittymckat

I maybe would have done cheerios sand when my little one was younger - like we made edible paints from fruit etc for some safe messy play, but she's had proper sand for months now. She's almost two and when she was Ronnie's age I wouldn't have bothered with cheerios. So no not weird for much younger babies but a bit odd for toddlers.
 
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Catdaisy

The fluffy pom-poms won’t last long.
I made my own version of a mud kitchen, a pile of old tyres full of mud and sand and lots of old kitchen pots. The kids I look after love it.
 
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SarcasticEllis

Pigpigpigpigpig said:
I’m waiting to get blocked because I’ve suggested she actually put mud in the mud kitchen...
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Hahaha me too! What the fuck is wrong with actual mud?
Although if I’d crapped £250 on a toy kitchen I’d maybe be a bit cagey about dirt on it too, that’s why most other mud kitchens actually look like they’re meant to be played with outside
 
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Oprahclear

Megan29220 said:
It is a good job Ronnie doesnt go to any actual beaches because he will be chomping on all the sand after all his cheerio sand! Then again I bet that's more edible than Sophs cooking
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My kid is the same age as Ronnie and he we will eat sand. Sometimes I catch it before it goes in his mouth, sometimes I don’t. He’s fine any other kids who’s eaten sand is fine. That is so extra. So how often is she just blending up cereal to replace this. Wasteful.
Hiyaguys said:
A few people talking sense I’m surprised!
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so trie. Any home accounts like this I see I automatically think they have mental health issues. Nothing wrong with this if it’s managed in a healthy way but organising and cleaning to within an inch of your life isn’t healthy.
2 bowls and some cheap old kitchen utensils will do the same trick and cost a fraction of that. Don’t let her make you feel like that over a purchase.
 
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Eat more cake

Packet brownie mix one day - viennese swirls/whirls the next day. Is she aiming for Celebrity Bake Off? She has absolutely no logic to her thinking. Just as well she isn't Vulcan.
 
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Alexa17

Handsomezz said:
So, she's spent hundreds on a mud kitchen but won't buy Ronnie some PJs that fit for a fiver....

She's such a prick!
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I was just coming on to put this!! It's so frustrating.
Especially considering he already has a kitchen and a sand table and isn't even allowed to play!
My 7 month old is standing holding onto things 1 handed, is crawling around everywhere grabbing this, saying mamma and dadda (granted he might not know its us ) but he's babbling, smiling, squealing... I know all babies develop differently but Ronnie doesn't seem to be doing much of anything bless him and I'm sure it's down to lack of encouragement and interaction. You can buy him all the toys in the world hinch but if you don't play with him he'll not learn.
 
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