Mrs Hinch # 202 Jamie has tiny hands, Ron is fed up of being a dancing mans

[watermelon sugar]

Thanks guysz for another thread title!

SWEET POTATOES FOR EVERYONE!

 

[watermelon sugar]

As much as I hate her stories of him dancing and how unhappy he looks, its no one's place to try and diagnose a baby! I do think he should be buzzing his little face off whilst dancing and looking at his Mum but I also think he is a quiet, introverted baby and there's nothing wrong with that!! A few small clips a day can't diagnose a baby

 

[watermelon sugar]

Hey Zoph

We know you read here. Do us a favour, play us some Michael Bolton tomorrow please. (Did say please after all?!)

ATV xx

Are we requesting songs like shes a DJ now? Soph can you put Dancing Queen on on Friday please

 

[Kmux]

That pigeon is now my spirit animal. Just think he's flapping about shitting on her pergola completely oblivious to the amount of women who are cheering him on from the world wide web

 

[Nosey Moo]

Is having a date night in the garage with his resistant bands a euphemism for having a wank?

 

[Londondiva]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Hinch: GOOD MORNING FROM RON AND HEN XX

evvvvvery fucking daaayyyyy

 

[Happy_Tortoise]

Why in God’s name would you want this in your garden

 

[FairyLightsAndPixieDust]

Zoph when her bots disappear and Hinch is no longer a thing.

 

[watermelon sugar]

As I'm with unborn tattler, I'm currently on light duties at work as I'm in public service, so I'm in an office environment with a load of gossips and girls with very orange faces and cheap extensions. I've just got to work, made a brew and one of the office cranks has just given me a pack of Dettol wipes from a stash in her drawer... "you're prone to infections now hunny, you'll need to keep hinching your desk"
"Thanks for the gesture, that's really very sweet of you but honestly I'm ok, I've got hand sanitizer and I despise Mrs Hinch"
"Oh I love her, she's so funny"
"Is she?"
"How can you not like her?! She's so hard working and makes me feel okay about eating junk food. She's so normal"
"Personally, I think she's a cunt"
*Awkward silence throughout the office*
It's gonna be a fun day guyzzzzzzzzz.

I find it fascinating that people have just replaced the word cleaning with hinching as if she invented cleaning

 

[me ma will tell ya]

I'd say she was awake at 3.30am pebbledashing the bog after that shit slop dinner last night! she will need an extra bottle of pine today

 

[Handsomezz]

Not being funny but those sweet potato shite things she made would literally be a small starter for me. Am I just a fat fucker?

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

You know how you get crazy cat ladies? Soph is a crazy pigeon lady

I know pigeons aren't parrots but I just wanted to say Channnneeeellllllll (if you know you know)

She’s an African Grey and she’s called Chaneeeeel

 

[watermelon sugar]

"We love you Ron!"

No way really? You love your son? Wow you must be the first person ever to pop a child out and love them

 

[Handsomezz]

That pigeon is clearly a tattler

 

[fannysjohnny]

I can't wait to see the montage of her day at the turkey farm.
Her stories have got as much energy as an asthmatic tortoise carrying heavy shopping.

 

[ConfusedMango]

My heart breaks for that poor boy. Imagine the toll it would take on an adult, having a camera phone thrust in your face at every opportunity, not being able to eat your lunch in peace without a device pointing at you, your own mother always on standby screeching at you with the camera in hand ready to film. Being moved into position, ready for the next shot. Watching your Mum scan their eyes over the last piece of footage shaking her head. ‘3, 2, 1, dance!’ I must try harder, she’ll leave me alone for a few minutes if I get it right this time. Watching her traipsing through your home, phone held up and fingers pointing, anxiously waiting for the next time the lens is focused on you. It’d be enough to induce a mental breakdown. Yet Sophie is doing this day in, day out to her own child. Compromising his development, security, dignity and safety for virtual likes and followers. It’s uncomfortable viewing.

 

[Heretohaveanosearound]

What’s intrigued me is the stuff she apparently had just kicking about that needed using up. I’ve hate watched her for some time now (car crash viewing innit?) and literally never seen her cook or use chilli or mozzarella in anything.
She doesn’t strike me as the sort that would keep leftovers. She’s never once mentioned how she hates waste or anything. Whenever you see her chopping a quarter of a vegetable for Ronnie’s lunch she obviously just throws the rest away as it’s always a whole pepper or whole cucumber that she waggles about the kitchen.

I need a break - I care far too deeply about Hinch’s food waste

I think it’s because her content is so boring it makes us fascinated by these things - the fact that she takes cheese out of the packet (pre grated of course) and puts it in a teeny tiny glass dish to then take the cheese out of that really bugs me. Really really bugs me but I still watch

 

[LilPinkie]

Vestlife jumps awake.
“Shit Soph, was that lightning?!”
“Nah Jay, it was just the flash on my phone taking a pic in the dark to plan an ad.”
“Oh... did I hear you shuffling abaht babe?”
“Yeah, I threw some clothes around and got the dead flowers out of the bin.”
“Right you are babe.”

 

[MrsBeardy]

What’s intrigued me is the stuff she apparently had just kicking about that needed using up. I’ve hate watched her for some time now (car crash viewing innit?) and literally never seen her cook or use chilli or mozzarella in anything.
She doesn’t strike me as the sort that would keep leftovers. She’s never once mentioned how she hates waste or anything. Whenever you see her chopping a quarter of a vegetable for Ronnie’s lunch she obviously just throws the rest away as it’s always a whole pepper or whole cucumber that she waggles about the kitchen.

I need a break - I care far too deeply about Hinch’s food waste

 

[Xrayspex85]

Strip Cluedo.That's what I think.

I imagine hinches sex life to be jaymeee flopping on top of her like a gapping trout while she stares vacantly to the Celling clutches her Minky